8 Replies to “Democrats’ Secret Last Minute Campaign Ads [posted by the Colossus]”

1. RiverCocytus says:

   October 10, 2006 at 4:34 pm

   I call their bluff.

   Barbara Streisand’s comeback tours are classified as an act of God.

   Right under ‘hurricane’ and next to ‘outbreak of killer bees’.

2. BJTexs says:

   October 10, 2006 at 4:49 pm

   Hey, I am Neo-Con. I’m tougher than that!

   However….

   Does anybody know if Michael Bolton is a Democrat?  (*shudder*)

   Barbara Streisand’s comeback tours are classified as an act of God.

   Right under ‘hurricane’ and next to ‘outbreak of killer bees’.

   Don’t forget Avian Flu.

3. gahrie says:

   October 10, 2006 at 4:52 pm

   Did they have to use a picture of Barbara in the ad?

4. The Sanity Inspector says:

   October 10, 2006 at 5:33 pm

   Big deal!  Put the Democrats in, and she’ll sing at President Clinton’s inaugural ball.

5. McGehee says:

   October 10, 2006 at 8:48 pm

   The Democrats

   “C’mon, give us a chance to remind you why you started voting Republican in the first place.”

6. RiverCocytus says:

   October 10, 2006 at 9:22 pm

   Democrat Re-elections are an act of God, similar to tornadoes.

   ‘The Cycle of Perpetual Suck’.

   Empty suits make a tremendous vacuum, I’m told.

7. BJTexs says:

   October 10, 2006 at 9:43 pm

   Vote Democratic! Because there is no election so certain that we can’t fuck it up!

   (brought to you by the friends of algore, the gorones)

8. ahem says:

   October 11, 2006 at 2:18 am

   I like this. Got any others?

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