Via Tom Pechinski by way of Tim Blair, news that Hezbollah has struck!
That’s right! The fiery missiles of God’s Warriors shall pierce the iron hulls of the West’s dwindling resolve!
FEAR US, INFIDELS! FOR THE REACH OF ALLAH KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
Of course, his Photoshopping skills could use a bit of work—as could his ability to hide his source material—but, well, that’s just nitpicking, isn’t it?
And besides, HE MOVES IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS!
They’ve always been at war with Australia.
If I wasn’t at work, I would be having some serious fun with photoshop right now.
On second thought, screw photoshop, I could just use Paint and draw some pirates in and all kinds of stuff. Probably get me a journalism award. Or at least a job at AP or Reuters.
Wow – they have time travel too! So the Hez went back to 1998 and got their shot in first…wow.
First Osama confesses a thing for a crack ho’ and now Hez is going all Reuters on us.
Could we be witnessing a crack in the facade?
What are you nuts? Allah’s photoshopping skills are absolutely top shelf.
Beck, Jeff is talking about the pagan moon god, not the real Allah. That guy ‘shops like a mutha.
When did Hezbollah obtain an airforce, I mean that shot was taken from the air correct?
Has Reuters or the NY Times published this yet?
What about Howie Dean or the Kos Klowns, have they blamed Bush for the loss of the Australian Destroyer to Hezbollah missiles yet? Give them time…
I doubt the Kos Klowns would object to the destruction of an Australian ship… after all they are on our side and anything military of ours destroyed is one more step forward for Dumbocracy (which is the Liberal version of Democracy)
Wait terrorists are liars…. who knew….
Ooops. Of course I meant Australia is on our side. The Kos Klowns favor Hezbollocks.
Just more Hezbullsh!t.
They can’t be the same boats. One’s going left, the other right, and the smoke’s different and EVERYTHING!!!
Bastards.
Todd,
Ah, but they do have an airforce! They have drones… that, umm, have made for cheap target practice for the Israelis.
Of course the Hez have an air force! Or at least anti-aircraft capabilities.
Oh the Hezmanity!!!
As any submariner could tell you–the Hezzies would need an air force AND a Mark 48 torpedo to make the package complete.
Perhaps this will be an NYT cover story tomorrow…
No, Wishbone—tomorrow’s cover story will be about how horrible it is that Dubya’s administration found out about the Hezbollah air force and torpedo by listening in on phone conversations.
No, McGehee, it will be about the “public interest” in knowing about the secret financial transactions that allowed the Hezzies to purchase an airforce and a Mark 48 torpedo.
Hey. I’m interested, aren’t you?
Only if there’s a way to spin such information to the political disadvantage of Bush, or Israel, or both.
After all, this is the New York Times we’re talking about.