Well, being alive I can’t really speak from first-hand experience, but if I had to make a recommendation, I’d say you could probably do worse than Elitch Gardens—especially if your condition gets you out of standing in long lines or paying top dollar for fried dough.
And the fact that you’re already dead makes it a whole lot easier to trust the guy running the Tilt-O-Whirl—even though, should you want to, you could probably catch a buzz from the skunk weed / Milwaukee’s Best concentrate drizzling from his pores simply by shaking his hand or (for the non chippers) licking his forehead or the bend behind his knees.
Not to mention the bolts in the ride, which may or may not have been inspected lately.
Hello? Anybody here?
Guess I’ll just make myself at home. Make a snack. Have a few drinks. Sodomize the armadillo.
We just spent the whole day Monday at good ol Elitch Gardens. We got discount tickets but realized very quickly, besides that Elitch’s is the local day care center for pre-teens, that you can find a place to spend $15 bucks for a burger/fries/coke that taste like cardboard and actually erodes your insides in less than 2 minutes flat. Other than that, the sun was nice and bright and the fresh lemonade was actually the same recipe when I was poor enough to order slices of lemon with sugar packets and 2 glasses of water. Don’t mind the idiots that try and take your picture and force you to pay $20 at the door when you first walk through the door. Viva la Elitch Gardens..soon to be overpriced condos which in two years will no doubt be obstructed by even bigger condos!
Nice. Now I have to scrape my tongue.
From Malkin’s blog—yet another leftyloon who “answers to nobody”—-Jane Hamsher, who put up a photoshop photo of Joe Lieberman in blackface. Now, if she put orange-face of Olbermann on him that might have been okay.
Sez Jane . . .
…To the extent that rightwing Republicans like Michelle Malkin are trying to harm Ned Lamont with this ginned up controversy by “defending” his opponent with these absurd charges of racism  I regret it and I invite them to take it up with the person who did it, namely me. I answer to nobody and I operate entirely on my own volition. If you have a problem with something I’ve written, you know where to find me.
Now, is Jane like anyone we know? Hmm? The anger and hatred is similar to our unhinged friend in Oregon. This disease is spreading much, much faster than bird flu
Hey, whadda ya want? The woman keeps poodles, fer chrissakes.
Freakin’ preverts.
SB: industry
shoes for
Deb Frisch has claimed that your site contains “kiddie porn”
http://debfrisch.com/admin/mt-comments.cgi?entry_id=579
She is also scared that you may take legal action against her:
http://debfrisch.com/admin/mt-comments.cgi?entry_id=580
And Frisch’s latest paranoid fantasies are noteworthy how?
I see dead Denverans…
ummm…Denverians
….Denveranians….
Denvans…
STELLA!!!!
The Tilt-O-Whirl guy … small hands?
BTW, I suggest that all threadjacking attempts be ignored tonight.
Any thoughts on the Colorado resident who got 2mo. jail time and a cash fine for enslaving a woman for 4 years? That’s your neighborhood right?
The closest thing I’ve seen to kiddy porn here are comments. Comments made by Deb, mind you.
We are the most culturally insensitive nation on earth… holding women and girls in virtual slavery is traditional in many cultures. How dare we impose our values within our own borders.
The tequila and mezcal is gone… pass the pulque…
Of course she is scared he is going to take legal action against her! I can’t wait to see her sink. lol.
I wondered why my cat sticks her nose there. Maybe a previous owner… naaaaah.
I think it’s just because she likes to see me jump.
Everyone  Go to this site right now. It is a crime against nature that Jeff is only #16.
TW: “try” as in “try to vote early and often.”
ha, ha, dance monkey! our girl kitty loves, loves, loooooves to stick her cold kitty nose in rto’s armpit.
She seems to have got a bit scared after I posted the complete statute that she was in violation of. After that, her tone changed and her postings changed. Coincidence?
I can make you hurl on the ‘Whirl in 4 spins. Name that tune…….
(already did it to my sister each time the county fair came around)
Crap.That ride is STILL around?
There is, after all, only so much fun you can have without opposable thumbs.
Is it Thursday?
Mom, are we there yet???
Jeff is hovering just above Rummy at 2%. I’ve cast my vote and hope that “leftiebator” shows up in the msm sphere soon.
Today is a Stevie Wonder kind of day. You know, like “Don’t You Worry ‘Bout a Thing”.
TW – “others” Forehead licking is the province of others.
Jeff has moved up to #9 now.
TW:Day
is young
I voted for Jeff too. Jeff cedes to no one in his ability to bait lefties. Ann Coulter, my ass. Did you notice number one is ‘Duyba’–whoever that is. I’m surprised they can stand erect.
Jeff Goldstein is currently #9, #22 and #30.
me voted 2
not twice, also.
I’m trying to eat breakfast here!
Though I’m thinking it’s the excitement of a new post that’s got my stomach flipping out.
I’m suspect of this TopLeftyBaiters.com. I get the erie feeling that it’s run by lefties who will use your personal information for horrible things. I could be wrong.
Hmmm, hadn’t thought of that…oh well too late.
I’ve also been over at Michelle Malkin’s playing
with the digg it buttons…it’s great fun!
Driving the moonbats wild. I think Jeff should
get some of those cute little buttons!
TW:Began I had just began to have fun
when…
It’s probably nothing BeeCharmer. I noticed the random nature of what they considered “baiters.” George Bush at the top of the list is a bit sketchy.
are we there yet?
Where’s the KABOOM?!
There’s supposed to be an earth-shattering KABOOM!
I know, I know…I just had to go peek at the
train wreck. This part of Deb’s addition to a
comment by BooBoo over at swp. She signed lady
lou in reference to a creepy poem she posted.
Sounds like she got served!
When your dead you don’t care where the ferris wheel stops and you can eat all the cotton cndy you want. Plus all the really hip people are dead too.
Heh. I had an abyssinian who used to like to push my pocket change off the kitchen counter. He’d push a penny off, then try to grab it as it fell, with the same hand, er, paw.
He ofetn would succeed, leaving the coin balanced on his pads and somewhat trapped with his claws.
He then would look at my with this annoyed and surprised expression, which was clear “Dammit! I forgot I don’t have an opposable digit.”
stoo:
In themselves her rants aren’t noteworthy. Just demented musings from a self-destructive hater—Cindy Sheehan without the entourage and the dead son. And if Jeff’s legal actions amount to a restraining order, Dr. Demento will fade quickly from memory. An internet verb to be certain, but a minor one, invoked humorously to infer unquestioned insanity.
On the other hand, we may be witnessing a ground-breaking event: a codification and clarification of ‘how far is too far’ when it comes to blogging, commenting, and semi-anonymous online personal attacks. Caselaw of “Goldstein v Frisch” may become the byword and guiding set of principles for the entire online community if things progress to trial.
The online demarkation between ribald insults and defamation, threats, and injury has never be very clear. If a case could be brought that would clarify that for everyone, to serve as a warning and cautionary tale for the future, I think the blogosphere and everything that comes after will be well rewarded. Deb could be rewarded in a way too: 3 hots and a cot in a womens prison would probably suit her quite well.
But fortunately for Deb I think (as do others) that Jeff is primarily interested in protecting his family and isn’t keen on spending vast sums for a media circus trial. Which is a shame when you think of what he might say on Letterman, for instance. Or to Katie Couric. These’s some amazing comedy gold in them thar unhinged liberal hills and it would be awesome to see Jeff mining it on camera.
That’s why Deb’s continued fall continues to fascinate.
Did anyone else notice that Jeff has three of the top fifty spots at TopLeftyBaiters?
– So now they run a faux site to bolster their claims of “baiting”. I can’t remember a time being called more crap names in five minutes for voicing a counter opinion, or pointing out the lack of facts among the moonbats, but boohoo they’re being baited. It’s like debating Mrs. Horseheads 7th grade homeroom.
– Case in point. Mr. Retardo posts the ongoing lie/rumor that “Frisch’s attacks on Jeff’s kiddo is offset by a like attack from Jeff or one of his commentators”. 24 hours ago I told him if he has the IP or name to put up or shut up, and I’ve repeated that callout several times since, ignoring all the bullshit name calling. Nada. Lying liars, telling lies.
– One thing that should be remembered. Turning the blogosphere into a hopeless, marginalized mess, would in some ways be very much to the asshats benefit, since prior to it’s existance they enjoyed almost a monopoly on the narrative through the Marxist Left-wing press. If that’s whats going on here, and all of this attack crap has definately escalated in the past two months, then Conservatives need to fight back long and hard to prevent that.
Hey! Do the top five in the leftiebaiter contest get engraved certificates suitable for framing recognizing them as Master Baiters? I mean! Otherwise, what’s the point?
TW: I feel obliged to reply to mojo in this manner, which seems oddly appropriate in this thread: “shoes for the dead”.
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