From Michael Moore’s website, “It’s All About Who You Sleep With … a Cautionary Note from Michael Moore”:
Friends,
Let the resounding defeat of Senator Joe Lieberman send a cold shiver down the spine of every Democrat who supported the invasion of Iraq and who continues to support, in any way, this senseless, immoral, unwinnable war. Make no mistake about it: We, the majority of Americans, want this war ended—and we will actively work to defeat each and every one of you who does not support an immediate end to this war.
…by painting you in blackface or calling you a Zionist toady. You hearing us, Jewlovers?
Sorry, but that’s just how the “moderates” roll!
Nearly every Democrat set to run for president in 2008 is responsible for this war. They voted for it or they supported it. That single, stupid decision has cost us 2,592 American lives and tens of thousands of Iraqi lives. Lieberman and Company made a colossal mistake—and we are going to make sure they pay for that mistake. Payback time started last night.
I realize that there are those like Kerry and Edwards who have now changed their position and are strongly anti-war. Perhaps that switch will be enough for some to support them. For others, like me—while I’m glad they’ve seen the light—their massive error in judgment is, sadly, proof that they are not fit for the job. They sided with Bush, and for that, they may never enter the promised land.
You see, one must must be pure to withstand the purge. The rest of you are on the list.
That has always been the “moderate” way…
To Hillary, our first best hope for a woman to become president, I cannot for the life of me figure out why you continue to support Bush and his war. I’m sure someone has advised you that a woman can’t be elected unless she proves she can kick ass just as crazy as any man. I’m here to tell you that you will never make it through the Democratic primaries unless you start now by strongly opposing the war. It is your only hope. You and Joe have been Bush’s biggest Democratic supporters of the war. Last night’s voter revolt took place just a few miles from your home in Chappaqua. Did you hear the noise? Can you read the writing on the wall?
Uh, we can’t really forgive Kerry and Edwards. But we’re willing to forgive you if you take the proper stance. Because we could really use a chick as a candidate in ‘08.
To show how enlightened we are. And of course, “moderate.” So you see, you’re useful. NOW DO AS WE SAY OR PAYBACK WILL BE SWIFT AND SEVERE!
To every Democratic Senator and Congressman who continues to back Bush’s War, allow me to inform you that your days in elective office are now numbered. Myself and tens of millions of citizens are going to work hard to actively remove you from any position of power.
If you don’t believe us, give Joe a call.
But do it now, please. Because by November he’ll probably be back in the driver’s seat. Whereas Mike will be wading in a kiddie pool filled with custard and chocolate sprinkles.
Though the custard will be of the low fat variety. Because that’s just the “moderate” way.
(via conservative voice; h/t tpeters)
Ah, Jabba the Moore has crawled out of his hole! I look foreword with great anticipation to watching his hopes and dreams get crushed again. Treasonus slug.
Myself and tens of millions of citizens…
Huh?
TW: The Democratic party is through.
I’m still not sure where gets that a “majority” of Americans oppose the war. Unless his waist size is “majority”.
Angry about the war and the apparent lack of progress ? Maybe. Forcefed false images by our treasoness 5th column in order to be influenced against the war ? Definately.
We are all Independents, now!
Majority of Americans… hee hee….
Awaiting the onslaught of lefties, indignant and outraged that PW dare speak in such a fashion about their icon, Michael The Moor™, in 5, 4, 3,…..
RE: Moore’s apparent belief that a “majority” opposes the war.
I doubt he believes it to be factually true. At best, its wishful thinking on his part. I think what is far more likely is that this statement is of a piece with the overall willingness of the Left to say or do anything that advances their cause (which is, increasingly, simple power over their “conservative” enemies). To Moore, it literally doesn’t matter to him if its true or not. If his saying it makes it more likely that it might be true in the future, then its worth saying from his perspective. Any lie, any malfeasance is permissable so long as it advances the cause. Because this ain’t just politics to them. It’s religion. It’s so deeply ingrained into their self-image and world view that it colors their moral filter as much as Catholicism colors the Pope’s. Believe that.
Roly Poly
Eatin’ corn and taters
Hungry every minute of the day
Roly Poly
Gnawin’ on a biscuit
As long as he can chew it it’s okay
He can eat an apple pie
And never even bat an eye
He likes anything from soup to hay
Roly Poly
Daddy’s little fatty
I bet he’s gonna be a man someday
Maybe that’s not such a good bet…….
(ANTONY, OCTAVIUS, and LEPIDUS, seated at a table)
ANTONY
These many, then, shall die; their names are prick’d.
OCTAVIUS
Your brother too must die; consent you, Lepidus?
LEPIDUS
I do consent–
OCTAVIUS
Prick him down, Antony.
LEPIDUS
Upon condition Publius shall not live,
Who is your sister’s son, Mark Antony.
ANTONY
He shall not live; look, with a spot I damn him.
— Julius Caesar, Act 4, Scene 1
SB: going
going gone
I knew I should have kicked his fat ass when I had the chance.
OK, no one asked me to, but I’m going to make a prediction. Joe will lose as an independant.
This Lieberman idiocy will do nothing but fire up the Republican base in red states with a race that has a strong Democratic challenger. I don’t think that one republican incumbent will lose this election once the RNC starts milking this, but Connecticut isn’t red and the Republican challenger has some big problems, so bye-bye Joe.
WHo is this uncle Tunis (sp?) that Chris Matthews was talking about. Is he worse than Uncle Tom, was that in insult?
Could this be construed as Michael MooreMouth making internet threats?
Lotta that going around these days.
TW:reported
by one who saw it.
I would guess he’s conflating “oppose” with “worried” “displeased” “unhappy” or any dozen other nuianced terms.
However, Moore has appointed himself to clarify the progressive position to it’s simplest form – immediately ending the war. What conservatives have been supposedly smearing them with unfairly ever since John Murtha made his rounds is, expicitily, their position. Congrats Mike.
It’s possible. But not certain, thanks to the large block of independent voters in Conneticut.
That’s why I see the CT senatorial race as the litmus test for the stability of American politics. If Lieberman wins, we have a shot at remaining stable. If Lamont wins, I’m rethinking my retirement plans.
Kos is going to be mad when he hears that MM is claiming HIS progressive win.
Ha! MM shits bigger than that.
I love that song. Bob Wills doesn’t get nearly enough airplay.
(And, yes, I have always imagined MM’s father singing that song to him, particularly recently.)
Let me get this straight. Michael Moore is basically saying if you’re not anti-Bush, then the Democrat base shouldn’t vote for you. Hmm. So basically, your campaign platform is “Anything but Bush”? I seem to remember that’s what got you guys Al Gore for a presidential candidate. Well, considering how well that worked out; I wouldn’t recommend fielding that play again. But hey, I’m no political strategist.
Unlike Michael Moore.
As Colbear would say, the blue-state Congressmen are On Notice.
TW: Perhaps there’s a METHOD in Moore’s madness… like PR for his next movie.
Anyone else remember what happened the last time the dems ran a presidential race based on an extreme anti-war candidate?
Two words- George McGovern.
Of course had Ted Chappaquiddick decided to walk instead of drive those last 50 yards to the beach, things may have turned out differently.
I for one, shudder at the thought.
Has anyone else ever noticed that Mickey Moore is really, really fat?
Doesn’t this sound a little bit like an “Either You’re With Us or Against Us” kind of a position? When did the Left lose it’s nuance?
I guess, as a result of their terminal Bush Derangement Syndrome™, they have become what they hate.
TW: however. Huh? Is the AI saying there’s a chance here? For what?
The moment one of them got real power.
Lenin took over and the cellars were immediately filled with people being executed as “enemies of the people”.
Aw hell, he’s got stuff in orbit around him.
He probably needs one of those gravity things Harkonnen had in Dune.
Tell me something. Who in the world other than a pompous, self-absorbed ass like Michael Moore is going to write something like that? What did he think he was doing? Directing the troops? (At last, the Revolution has arrived! To the ramparts, comrades! Dickie, get me my new black turtleneck!)
Who the hell does he think he is? Lenin? I can see him sitting in his study, drafting manifestos with a goose quill pen by the light a a single candle, and scarfing down large handfuls of Cheetos at the end of every line–kind of like Ignatius J. Reilly on blotter acid.
tw: resounding. Did he say “resounding defeat”? Where’s my moral victory? We had a moral victory last night and I refuse to be deprived of it. I bought food and everything.
This just in (via Lucianne)
http://myopr.com/articles/2006/08/09/ap-update/d8jd08s81.txt
Howdie haters!!
I guess you are so upset over the spanking Lieberman got for supporting Smirky von Hitlerburton’s War for Oil and Jesus TM that you’ve decided to hurl your puny insults at Michael Moore. Well hurl away you impotent, repressed, genocide merchants. Nothing you say will take away from the fact that THE NETROOTS ARE ON THE MARCH!! First Lieberbush next the DLC, Hillary Clinton and the rest of the Bush Buddies infecting the Party of the People. Once we’ve purified the party of those tools of elitist repression then we’ll move on to purifying the rest of America. Fear us you bunch of Rethugliwhore, redneck, inbred, douchebags. Soon we will return you to the fetid, backwater, hell holes you came from and assume our rightfull place as the Voice of the People while you resume having sex with your close relatives and attanding NASCAR events or whatever it is you do.
In the meantime quit hating on Michael Moore. You’re just jealous that he has exposed the truth to the American People with his extremely factual documentaries. Go ahead though losers call him fat. The truth is he is big boned and he has a glandular condition. That doesn’t even matter though. Michael Moore is still a hunk and a sex symbol for a large percentage of the women around the world! They get wet just thinking about getting him out of those husky size 60 jeans and into a pair of sexy leopard print thong underwear. Oh what they wouldn’t give to be the string on that thong! UMMMM, schmegma! The women of the world look forward to the delight of finding a half eaten bratwurst (coney) in his pubic hair or a unopened pack of twinkies in his fat folds. What a magnificent surprise!
Peace
I am wondering when they are going to figure out Bush isn’t running any more. That has got to throw them for a loop when the realization sets in.
Here, MMF, let me rewrite that for you:
Because I’m a GIVER…
Dammit, Big E, I fell for it.
Simply astounding.
Kos and his Kidz succeed in getting their Democrat a win in a Democratic primary with about 7% of registered voters and immediately he and Mikey are issuing diktats to the rest of the party. Joe’s sin? Having ONE position that aligns with W and that’s deemed apostasy.
Let the purges begin!
DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!
If Michael Moore is a “moderate” anything, then I’m the presidential candidate for the Fascist Party of America in 2008.
Which I’m not.
Michael Moore doesn’t have a moderate bone in his body. And that includes his waist size.
Really, MMF, with all your talk of purification, you sound just like a Nazi. The future belongs to you, baby.
That this man has become a voice in the democratic party is true proof of how far down they’ve slid.
ahem,
It’s Big E pulling your leg.
The first paragraph was believable. The second paragraph was well over the top.
BigE: You asshole.
tw: hope. I haope we get some decent trolls in here soon. This one is teh suxor.
I’m tired. And I want my moral victory party.
**Cue the dancing midgets and shrimp cocktail platter**
T/W A mind is a terrible thing to lose.
actuallybige-at-yahoo.com
LOL!
It’s just too damn easy to imitate the nutroots. They’ve become an autonomic self-parody generator. How long before they enter the Nomad “ERROR… ERRRRRORRR… FAULTY.” mode?
TW: Now (?)
I haven’t heard anything from Verc or a certain Retarded Telephone Pole for quite some time. Do you think Verc finally ate it’s liver with lima beans and a nice Chianti?
I can see that some of you didn’t bother to read the whole comment before getting out the guns and starting to blast away
I don’t blame you. I should have gone off the rails a little sooner.
Anyway, I hope that we can all be brought together by our collective desire; whether black or white, Democrat or Republican, Left or Right, to never have to see Michael Moore in a thong. Although I skipped lunch today and a bratwurst with a couple twinkies sounds like a pretty good snack.
Fava beans. I think he would have gone with a Barolo though (DOC to be sure). Chianti is a little sweet for liver.
Slapfight!!
Naw, natesnake, I think Verc and Actus are at a beach resort, enjoying those drinks with the umbrellas, swimming, soaking up the sun, and, ummmmmm, each other.
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NOT!
I was thinking more Super Tuscan than Barolo. Y’know, with liver being an internal organ and such.
docob,
(Mental) Cripple Fight!
/cartman
TW: hit
actus must have failed his bar exam. That, or he’s taking a vacation. Or he decided to take our advice and push off. Or he could have gotten a job.
I think someone (maggie?) mentioned that Verc was finishing writing a book. (Who knew? I didn’t even know the guy was literate.) But first, we have to attract some decent trolls that are worthy of his sword.
And we should probably fix up some kind of kleig light with a silhouette of an armadillo so we can shine it into the sky and summon him when we need him.
Somebody mentioned Lenin, which ties into the fact that thye Russian word for “majority” is bolshevik or some variant thereof. Which is perfectly in keeping with this entire political pustule that’s coming to a head in Connecticut.
As for this:
Only if Mikey’s cut down to eating only three Buicks a day.
A troll. A troll. My kingdom for a troll.
I, too, was ready to pounce on MMF, but the second paragraph gave it away. And it was hilarious, in a certain disgusting, vomit-inducing way. But this is why I lurk here at PW.
Actus is pretty much a regular at Discriminations, and he’s been awol there, so he probably is on hiatus.
If you’ve been following Tim Blair’s chronicling of the (mis)adventures of leftard Antony Loewenstein, you know that literacy is no real obstacle to publishing.
*or lack thereof*
Somehow missing from the previous post.
TW: really
I wasn’t sure that MMF’s comments were parody until I reached this line
“The truth is he is big boned and he has a glandular condition. “
Um, yeah.
Give a moonbat an inch and he’ll clean out your whole refrigerator.
Spiny Norman –
Your visualization of the epic battle is probably more accurate, although I can see us both being right.
TW – Dinsdale!!! (just kiddin’
By the time I got to the second part, I was speed rading. Guess I’ll have to watch myself. I’ve got about seven web pages open right now.
Message to Indy Joe from the DNC: Your either with us or your against us. P.S. We hate Bush, didn’t you get the memo Joe? Dissent IS patriotic but not if you dissent against the dissenters. P.S.S. YEEEAAAAAAARRRRGGGGG
So the Weapon of Mass Digestion is feeling his oats. Shock and awe in Connecticut. Here’s looking at you, Hil. Acede to the power of the Bloated One, or be relegated to the dregs of the Lecture Circuit.
I suppose this now puts DinnerJacket et al on notice: hands off the Great Satan till 2008, lest another injury to its soul pull the Persian Carpet out from beneath the extreme left Dhimmis-in-waiting just as they gain traction.
TW: I’ve recently tried to expunge from my imagination the image of the Flint Flatulator taking morning prayers at mosque. In such an eventuality, best to be situated between the supplicant and Mecca.
You won’t find me at that mosque.
Does anybody have a reasonable estimate of what this fatass’s cholesterol might be? HDL? Blood pressure? Has he ever seen the inside of a gym?
Perfect timing BigE. You didnt rush it a bit. However I have left the office for the day because all of my useful brain power is being used trying not to visualize moorebat in a thong. I will never eat a twinkie again.
Anyway, I hope that we can all be brought together by our collective desire; whether black or white, Democrat or Republican, Left or Right, to never have to see Michael Moore in a thong.
The depths of your depravity are fathomless… how can you be so cruel as to make that image even the smallest part of any conversation, thereby ensuring its presence in the mind of every participant?
Have you, finally, no decency?
TW: lost.
My cookies.
Usually in cop movies the serial criminal stops doing x for a while. The assumption usually voiced by the cops is the serial criminal is either in jail or dead. Personally I don’t think actus could resist posting even if on vacation/hiatus. To me the choices are: in jail, dead, or posting under a new name from an anonymized ip.
I wonder if (D/d)avid is actus reincarnated.
All your moderates are belong to us!
TW: Hillary, you go, girl!
420? That explains why he eats all those twinkies, don’t it?
Did a quick BMI calc on Moore and he came in at 58…. which nearly doubles the 30 needed to be merely obese.
Wow.
Is it just me, or does anyone one else bristle a bit when a guy whose daily caloric consumption would feed and fatten a dozen orphan refugees decides to lecture the US at large about consumption and greed?
Any of them epileptic? Cause I’m still in the market for a replacement.
That’s debatable but I’m not here to quibble. Just let me give you this thought, whatever discomfort I have caused you and I’m sure it’s considerable, at least you don’t have thoughts like that spontaneously popping into your brain. I wish I could make it stop but I’m just not a well man. I’m as repulsed by the thought as you are yet, incredibly, even now I still find it amusing. I wish I was a big enough man to suffer alone but what can you do?
Oh. God! the stench! The filth! He never bathes. He can’t wipe! The pizza delivery boy will be here any minute. I can’t take any more of this! For the love of god somebody shoot me!
Did anybody else see a donkey jump off a ledge last night?
Which would leave the Republicans still in control of both houses of Congress. Giggle.
Pomposity and Idiocy in the same breath. Yep–that’s a “progressive.”
All I could picture as I read his screed was Mikey on a (gi-normous, industrial-strength) broom, writing in the sky, “SURRENDER HILLARY.” Even heard the Wicked Witch theme music.
Then I got to the comments, and now the image of Lumpy Riefenstahl(sp?) in a thong is seared, SEARED, into my imagination. Thanks, Big E!
TW: Thank God none of us actually saw that.
Nicely done, Big E.
But you sound too real.
Kinda like who could be daffier than TV’s Laverne and Shirley? Bring in Lenny and Squiggy, of course.
Except Lenny and Squiggy seemed on par with Laverne and Shirley.
And you sounded on par with…
TW: got: yeah, yeah, got it
So, and I apologize for the Godwin in advance, was last night the beginning of a new “Night of the Long Knives”? Sounds like it, from what Mikey’s writing.
Lenny and Squiggy are Michael Moore Democrats?
I always pictured them as LaRouchies or Buchananites. Which was a pretty neat trick back in the 70’s.
BigE, my favorite part was “Peace.”
I’m personally keeping quiet about the Lieberman/Lamont thing because, my God, could those of us who want a reasonable opposition in order to keep our minds sharp and policies relevant ask for anything better than an accelerant for the explosion of the increasingly kooky Left? The sooner they get the heck out of the way, the sooner we get some real Democrats back, and the sooner we can get back to (?) (or closer to?) debating the merits of our respective political frames rather than spending wearying hours responding to “You’re a big poopyhead!” stuff.
Hard-left triumphalism is a very fine thing, especially when the triumphalism arises from a red-on-red (actually blue-on-blue of course) “victory” that does nothing but divide Democrats, throw more light on the fact that a Lamont Dem is purely and solely anti-Bush – so if you’re a serious Dem with more than one issue in your head, you’d be a fool to vote for his ilk (I hope the moratorium on the word is off now), and make it that much easier for Republicans to hold Congress… I don’t want to jinx it.
But – “Peace.” That was damn funny. I actually largely skipped over the second para, saw the “Peace,” bristled at the (stereo)typical unwitting hypocrisy of it – then caught sight of something about a Twinkie, and the game was up.
Here’s a set of my favorite haiku, from about two years ago… the last time he made a public nuisance of himself:
The thing about Moore
it’s not just how much he eats
it’s the flatulence.
Bulbous and grotesque;
view, and suddenly desire
onset of blindness.
Loved by Hollywood
“Columbine” took home awards.
Biggest. Tux. Ever.
Showered with awards
but  no doubt  could benefit
from a real shower.
Dumb Americans,
he says. Only the dumbest
pay to see his crap.
I maybe ought to consider doing more of those.
Or… maybe not.
Yeah, it was less an election than a putsch.
Russ, I like where you’re going here… but I feel I must point out that you’ve left out the reference to, what is it now, seasons or nature or whatever that’s supposed to lend context, a setting as it were, to your carefully chosen syllables.
Then again, maybe leaving out context on this subject is in itself contextual, or at any rate symbolic. Whatever. Got any more?
To Proctor & Gamble went Moore
Where he fell in machinery obscure.
Eight products divergent
â€â€Oils, soaps, and detergentâ€â€
Were rendered, plus nine bags manure.
I keep wondering when she is gonna slap these punks down, you know her and Bill are not going to really lose control to these upstarts. I have a feeling 2007 is going to be a very bad year for the kinder-king makers.
Come this November,
Lamont gets his ass whipped big.
Payback is a bitch.
Just a couple.
Al-Qaeda must lose.
Moore prefers alternative:
well-fed dhimmitude.
Blossoms waft through air,
dropping from branches  falling.
Earth quakes when he walks.
I hope those’ll do.
As the copywrite owner of the words smegma, shmegma, and the more yiddish schmegma, I’d like to float a theory on the “New Terrorism”:
Michael Moore is one of 10’s of millions of the morbidly obese, whose various and considerable crevices, flaps and cracks could each hold enough C4 to bring down any of Boeing’s stoutest crafts.
I propose that these Uber-torsos be forced to taste their own dingleberries, fumunda cheese, and naval-lint before boarding.
Just a primary,
not the gen’ral election;
go back to your cake.
And Russ, maybe you should.
“view, and suddenly desire
onset of blindness.”
Beautiful.
To Hillary Clinton
Sculpted in marble,
hair style like Elvis; who knew
she had a goiter?
Which I have no doubt Kos will promptly screw.
Keeping in mind that the Navy produces a massive amount of lint.
Navel-lint for Moore, though.
Lint from Flint?
From deep in Flint. Old school.
Does anyone besides me want to the real MM imitate his puppet clone from “Team America: World Police”. Even though the fallout area would be enormous, we would finally be free of him.