variations on a theme: The “an ordinary clock glimpsed in its moment of brief Greenwaldean* awakening†post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)
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tic “Greenwaldean” used inclusively to account for all the men who post from Brazil’s Casa Greenwald
50 Replies to “variations on a theme: The “an ordinary clock glimpsed in its moment of brief Greenwaldean* awakening†post (from the protein wisdom conceptual series)”
I think that Ace is going to do something with Copacabana. It’s hard. I mean the song makes so little sense that it’s almost parody-proof. I did manage to hash something out, but my connection’s wonky just now, and it disappeared, and I’m too disheartened to try again right now. Also, my wife’s making me watch Daddy Daycare again with the kids.
I don’t care what you guys say. I would totally do Rosario Dawson.
She’s definitely the best thing in Clerks II. The DVD better have an extended version of her dancing. It would be enough to make the ‘dillo’s head explode.
I just love it when the local goomers assume they know WTF you are talking about, then comment within the confines of their reasoning abilities.
Incomprehensible narcissism might be OK for artists who don’t feel the need to explain their work, but BlogWorld requires some clarity. The mere fact your readers think they understand what you are saying, should give you pause.
Incomprehensible narcissism might be OK for artists who don’t feel the need to explain their work, but BlogWorld requires some clarity. The mere fact your readers think they understand what you are saying, should give you pause.
I always thought BlogWorld required the USDA recommended amount of fiber…or was it zinc? I forget.
In any event, I’d like to thank sematicleo for that burst of grade-A, zinc-fortified internet gibberish.
The other Glenn links to a photoessay on the sockpuppetry – here. Cute puppets. And it manages to capture the essence of both the story and Glenn Greenwald in just a few short panels.
Now where could that tic have gone? I don’t see it anywhere.
Reminds me of Terry Pratchett.
Ni!
And of course that’s precisely the correct time. The truly authoritative clock defines it so.
ahem,
And at the other side of Ankh-Morpork, the bell at the Unseen University would toll
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HCT
Reading and commenting while Jeff puts out new material gives this the feeling of – community? Party time? Who has the Cheez-Its?
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Who has the billy-goats? I wanna see some trolls.
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Billy Goat clock:
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Trot
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Trit (heeeere troll troll troll)
Trot
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Word is drama queen GiGi is worried about getting a little visit…<b> SQUEAK!</small>
Glenn Greenwald eez so esexy. He eez so esmart. He went to good lawyer eschool. He sell many books.
He look good in tiger stripe ethong, too.
No, I no esock puppet.
Pixie Pug,
I think that Ace is going to do something with Copacabana. It’s hard. I mean the song makes so little sense that it’s almost parody-proof. I did manage to hash something out, but my connection’s wonky just now, and it disappeared, and I’m too disheartened to try again right now. Also, my wife’s making me watch Daddy Daycare again with the kids.
Thanks ,Dan
I just enjoy it whenever you write something.
I don’t see a problem here.
Thank you, Paolo, the Brazilian cabana boy. Heh. Again, I say, heh.
The Sockpuppets from Ipanema:
Blogs they read, both right and lefty
and how they post to let you know that they
think Glenn Greenwald knows a lot about everything – ahhh.
Ryan, Ellison, and Tom Ellers
Seem like awfully fine and swell fellers,
but it looks like they’re just Glenn’s sockpuppets.
Ohhh, but they comment so strongly
if not for very longly,
these sock-puppets of Glenn’s
seem to vanish once through …..
Blogs he reads, both right and lefty
and how he posts to let you know that he
thinks that he, Glenn Greenwald, knows everything – ahhh.
Ryan, Ellison, and Tom Ellers
Seemed like awfully fine and swell fellers,
bad for Glenn they sounded a bit much like Glenn, ahhh.
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I don’t care what you guys say. I would totally do Rosario Dawson.
Yo soy un calzetinero
De cerca Ri’ de Janeiro
Yo soy un calzatinero
Y una mariposa
Y antes de morirme quiero
Mamarme por mi misma
Chorus:
Glen Mentiroso
Que pinche Glen Mentiroso
Glen Mentiroso
Ay Dios! Glen Mentiroso
Yo hablo por calzetines
Que teclan por ‘putadora
Que soy mentiroso es claro
Si no seas idiota
Que no crees tonteria
Como cabrones de Wizbang
Chorus
In case you don’t speak Spanish:
I am a maker of socks
From close to Rio de Janeiro,
I am a maker of socks
And a faggot as well
And before I die I’d like to
Suck myself off
Glen the big liar
That fucking Glen the big liar
Glen the big liar
Dear God, that Glen the big liar
I am a speaker through socks
That type upon my computer
That I’m a liar is clear
Unless you are an idiot
If you do not believe foolishness
Like certain dolts at Wizbang
Chorus
Mariposa is butterfly.
Maricon is faggot.
Otherwise, spot on!
Except in Rio they speak Portugese.
krinko–
Yeah, but I don’t speak Portuguese. In Mexico, anyway, mariposa can be a polite way of saying maricon.
Kookoo is right.
You know, you’re just antagonizing him. Them.
You know, you’re just antagonizing him. Them.
The giant ants living in the LA drain system?
Rumor.
SB: results
raid gets
Sung to the tune of Guantanamera I presume Mr. Collins?
Exactly, Jim. Thanks for asking.
But please call me Dan, unless you’d like to be referred to as Mr. in Chicago.
Sorry Dan, but only my wife gets to call me Mr. In Chicago.
She’s definitely the best thing in Clerks II. The DVD better have an extended version of her dancing. It would be enough to make the ‘dillo’s head explode.
tw: Oh, to be on top of that building.
Thank you, Bumperstickerist and Dan.
TW:ever
more
But he’s a LAWYER!!! Doesn’t that count for anything anymore?
Again with the clocks.Goddamn clocks.It’s a zen thing, right?
I understand Glenn is going to be swearing off blogging for a while to work on his autobiography. Working title: My Name is Legion…
I just love it when the local goomers assume they know WTF you are talking about, then comment within the confines of their reasoning abilities.
Incomprehensible narcissism might be OK for artists who don’t feel the need to explain their work, but BlogWorld requires some clarity. The mere fact your readers think they understand what you are saying, should give you pause.
Whatever you say, Wilson.
Layers, semanticleo, layers.
If you don’t get the joke, it’s okay to ask.
Semantic: As opposed to imported ‘goomers’ who just ride in on a little PMS and an attitude…
Pablo’s right. The answers won’t necessarily be helpful, of course—but we’ll do our best to incorporate you into the comedy.
Thanks, Semanticleo, for telling me what BlogWorld expects.
If you happen to run into it today, tell it I’ll take it under advisement.
Clarity.
Heh.
Inconceivable!
[I do not think that word means what you think it means.]
Fuck BlogWorld. BlogWorld ought to get their own fucking blog . . . blog.
Is Blog World anything like Disney World?
it’s even better McGehee, everyone gets a pony!!!!
Oh no we don’t.
We think, therefore we might.
T/W: And we don’t give it a second thought.
They’re nihilists, dude.
I always thought BlogWorld required the USDA recommended amount of fiber…or was it zinc? I forget.
In any event, I’d like to thank sematicleo for that burst of grade-A, zinc-fortified internet gibberish.
BlogWorld – is that the movie where robotic amusement park bloggers go berserk and start bludgeoning paying customers with their keyboards?
The other Glenn links to a photoessay on the sockpuppetry – here. Cute puppets. And it manages to capture the essence of both the story and Glenn Greenwald in just a few short panels.