“Man, that Goldstein is
one paste-eating moron, man.
And I soooo mean that!”
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I bet it would be more lyrical in Japanese.
I think what the author is trying to say is, “Mom!! I told you not to come down into the basement when I’m on the computer!!!”
“Wayne’s World!”
“Party on, Garth.”
“Party on, Wayne. And if you have to spew, spew into this!””
Is it naive of me to ask what is WRONG with eating paste?
I think it depends on what the paste is made of.
Mmmmmmmmm – paste.
Homer’s CuppaTea
Everything if you’re not using the paste-fork. (the fork that is 4 o’clock of the dessert spoon)
What’s that you say? You’re using the salad fork?
Philistine!
Be careful handling that joke, Jeff. You know where it’s been.
Liar!
Michaelangelo
Painted the Mona Lisa.
Joseph Conrad? Who?
Joseph Conrad wrote
“The Secret Sharer”, right? Or
was that Al Franken?
Goldstein may eat paste
But I wouldn’t mess with that
Ranger School ‘dillo.
Books and paintings
illustrate my ignorance
of Jeff’s paste-eating.
I ate the wrong kind of paste,
should have stuck with Nachos.
Coming Soon: Jeff Goldstein, Intense Enemy of American Paste.
nit
soooo is two syllables.
/nit
Wait a minute – how many syllables in “soooo”?
And what season is paste associated with?
Jay  How many syllables did you intend it to be read as…?