me: “So. Any last words?”
szechwan-style pork:
me: “Eh, just as well. Because I’m freakin’ starving, brother.”
szechwan-style pork:
me: “Anyway—CHARGE!”
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That’s o.k.
He’ll get you back in a couple of hours.
It was a good death.
PORK!!!???
Why don’t you just publish the freakin’ Mohammed cartoons, you inconsiderate bastard!!!
Do you know that you have offended over 1.2 BILLION muslims by eating pork???
Or was that the Jews that don’t care for the tasty pigmeat?? oh, well…
That’s OK Jeff. My food doesn’t talk to me either..except sometimes at night…long after the time for conversation has passed.
Pork? Some Jew you are. HYPOCRITE!!!
Pork – The Other WhiteAngloSaxonProtestant Meat.
Sure,
Racist..Why does it have to Asian pork?
As others have noted, spicy pork tends to get the last word, in the end. Literally. You may find yourself sleeping alone tonight, so I hope it was worth it.
Beck,
The meat in question was from a chicken that was adopted by some pigs. So, it wasn’t really pork.
Squeal like a hot ‘n spicy PIG, baby!
SB: sense
in the platonic, of course.
You are such a nativist.
Did you even try speaking to it in Mandarin?
<style pork (post-ingestion):</b> “So. Any last words?”
Goldstein: ….(urp)….
<style pork (post-ingestion):</b> “Okay, then. CHARGE!”
Fargin icehole HTML tags! Grumblegrumblegrumble…
nice Johnny Dangerously reference.
10 points.
Thoughts of a dying pork:
“…Alright…. my time is up… if theres a pork G_d in heaven, this bean stalk joooo Giant will at least jam one of those chop sticks into the soft lining of his inner cheek….not enough by a lot, but to hope for….and then theres later…… yes….later…. heh… h-h-heh….heh”
Sichuan pork would speak Sichuanese, you LANGUAGEIST!!!!11!!