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Hey, it’s Friday.  Did you forget something&#8212

—No, I didn’t forget.  But they’ll be no dancing tonight, I’m afraid.  At about 2:30 this afternoon, Patrick Fitzgerald showed up at the house with a pair of federal marshalls and took the little guy into custody, claiming he’d “lied” to the grand jury about his relationship with Judith Miller.

Which, from what I understand, was nothing more than a mezcal-fueled one-night stand—the details of which he refused to disclose.

At any rate, I’m proud of the wee fella:  not only did he keep his head held high as he was frogmarched across the front lawn—but he likewise turned down Fitzgerald’s offer to take 24 hours to “get his affairs in order.” Instead, he left with nothing more than the shell on his back.

…Well, that and a stack of Hustler Magazines that it turns out he’s been hiding in an old microwave we keep in the garage.  The selfish bastard.

12 Replies to “Hey, it’s Friday.  Did you forget something&#8212”

  1. Pappy says:

    Frogmarched an armadillo…

    Excuse me while I rinse my mind’s eye and drown my literary sensibilities with high-quality alcohol.

    tongue rolleye

  2. you have an old microwave in your garage too? (okay, actually, i shipped ours to RTO a few weeks ago and it was DOA, but still, nice to know it could have been usefull for something anyway.)

  3. Robert says:

    Those are my Hustlers. Little armadillo bastard thief.

  4. fletch says:

    I can see it now…

    The proud little guy being escorted away, appearing totally composed in the middle of a mass of frenzied activity, when suddenly– his tiny ‘dillo fist clad in a black glove is thrust high!

    T/W: Because the smart ‘dillo understands the value of ‘image’ in today’s media…

  5. mojo says:

    BECAUSE OF THE STROKE MAGS!

    SB: volume

    14, No. 1

  6. Sortelli says:

    This is worse than the time the little guy was about to dance and Kos busted in the door with really creepy cheering section.

  7. The Ghost of William Kunstler says:

    Actually, they’re not frogmarched so much as bowled…

  8. Muslihoon says:

    This is worse than the time the little guy was about to dance and Kos busted in the door with really creepy cheering section.

    Kos’s cheerleading squad would creep anyone out. Oy.

  9. Eno says:

    Think he’ll get a cell with Dr. Evil Rove?

  10. marcus says:

    Why must you toy with our emotions such?

    I DEMAND DANCING ‘DILLO!!

  11. Rob B. says:

    Tell the Dillo, in prison, it’s important to kick someones ass the first day. That way he won’t have to worry about anyone making him thier bitch.

  12. The_Real_JeffS says:

    So the ‘dillo got arrested, huh?  A convenient excuse.  I smell a conspiracy.

    BECAUSE OF THE CRUSHING OF DISSENT!!!!!

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