Breaking news: Israel captures Marwan Barghouti, a close aide to Yasser Arafat and the head of the Al Aqsa Murderers Brigade.
Note that the Israeli military captured him — as opposed to, say, lynching him, gutting him, and dragging his carcass through the streets while dancing, handing out candy, and firing their rifles into the air…

Everyone’s a critic. At least they captured him….
”…captured him—as opposed to, say, lynching him, gutting him, and dragging his carcass through the streets while dancing, handing out candy, and firing their rifles into the air…”
Here! Here!
We can gut him later on Pay-per-view, I say $50 a pop!?