Evil Neocon Spawn Disguises Himself as Hippie in Order to Infiltrate the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy and Save the Republic (a protein wisdom pictorial)
47 Replies to “Evil Neocon Spawn Disguises Himself as Hippie in Order to Infiltrate the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy and Save the Republic (a protein wisdom pictorial)”
LOVE that hair, messy curls and all! What a CUTIE!
I am forever annoyed each time daughter takes twins in for turns out to be almost buzzcuts. Yeah, I understand hair under 1/2 inch long on two 3 1/2 year old boys makes for easier upkeep, but DAMN they have the greatest brown curls!
My son was over a year old before his first haircut, he was born with a full head of hair, and by the time we cut it, everyone thought he was the cutest little…girl. Sheesh…
You do realize if he were a teenager, he’d be quoting Zinn to you as if it were gospel. Of course if you begin by quoting Pelosi and Kerry to him now, he’ll be an ardent anti-idiotarian in his teen years.
“Hey!!! I’m just trying to have a nice, relaxing vacation with my family and I’d appreciate it if you vultures with your cameras could just give us one day of privacy! Is that too much too a…..” *CLICK* *PUNCH!* *POW!* *SOCKO!!*
This is a “caption” thread, right?
Having a boy who looks like Eva Longoria is better than having a boy who looks like Ernie Borgnine.
Aww gee, I’m sorry the spawn got voted off AI last week.
I swear I kept trying to dial, but got a busy signal every time! Well…ok. I’ve only ever voted for the buzz-cuts. He could also maybe think about a goatee…I dig me a goatee.
– A dirty joke watch has been issued for the entire PW viewing area. Conditions are ideal for the formation of a dirty joke. A dirty joke WARNING would mean that a dirty joke has been spotted in the area.
SarahW is too "vanilla" to understand the warning says:
Actually I was thinking of the one where the doctor installed a knob on top of the lady’s head and the more she turned it, the more it pulled her skin up and made her look younger etc. etc.
I have a cousin who had beautiful curly blonde hair. His mother couldn’t stand to cut it. She kept a picture of Lloyd on the mantle with the curly golden locks below the shoulders taken at age 6.
Lloyd grew up to be a silver star, purple heart, and more decorated Marine. I bought the picture from his mother for $50 and sold it to him for $500 (extortion and blackmail, yes!)
Just a warning. Badass Colonel Goldstein may not be as proud of these pictures in the future as his dad is now!
The cutest.
Finally, someone has a plan!
Satchel, don’t fall for your old man’s neocon wiles. Get a haircut and a job!
“Dude! Where’s my Tonka?”
SB: moment
Awwwww……. gotta love the little guy.
Oh … what a babe!
Its going to be rough when you have to give that first haircut…
Great hair!!
Believe it or not, he’s had a couple of haircuts already.
But I can’t bring myself to cut those curls just now.
Beautiful daughter you have there.
Man, early enrollment in patriarchy classes and now this. Remember Lief Garrett. Fear the burnout.
Don’t listen to Bill, the the kid’s adorable. *whispering* It is a boy though, right?
I have a feeling a lot of guys here would could use some of that hair…
The resemblance is uncanny.
You could stuff a potato down the front of his pull-ups, just to remove any doubt.
Don’t cut his curls, it’s the look right now. My son hasn’t had a haircut since September.
That reminds me—time to drag out the shop-vac and the Conair clippers. My scalp is no longer showing.
I thought a pictorial implied more than one photo? Anyway, his babyhood is behind him. He’s looking more and more like a little boy.
Is he channeling Jim Morrison?
TW=suddenly. As in the opposite of slowly I turned and…
Shoot, I’d vote for him.
Plus, if he were sporting a beret at a rakishly revolutionary tilt, he’d have a future as a t-shirt icon. (Think royalties!)
High ‘n’ tight, Jeff, high ‘n’ tight.
(Just a suggestion.)
Russ  I say that kid is old enuf to be learning his first jodies.
Isn’t there a Gymboree version of Old King Cole or Little Liza Jane…
LOVE that hair, messy curls and all! What a CUTIE!
I am forever annoyed each time daughter takes twins in for turns out to be almost buzzcuts. Yeah, I understand hair under 1/2 inch long on two 3 1/2 year old boys makes for easier upkeep, but DAMN they have the greatest brown curls!
They’re cuties, Darleen!
My son was over a year old before his first haircut, he was born with a full head of hair, and by the time we cut it, everyone thought he was the cutest little…girl. Sheesh…
Darling, Darleen!
What a gorgeous kid!
You see the picture of the Che costume I wore to our “used to be cool” party.
Got me attacked by irate Southern American foreign students.
You post these pictures just to bring the chicks in, don’t you?
*should
Doh.
You do realize if he were a teenager, he’d be quoting Zinn to you as if it were gospel. Of course if you begin by quoting Pelosi and Kerry to him now, he’ll be an ardent anti-idiotarian in his teen years.
“Hey!!! I’m just trying to have a nice, relaxing vacation with my family and I’d appreciate it if you vultures with your cameras could just give us one day of privacy! Is that too much too a…..” *CLICK* *PUNCH!* *POW!* *SOCKO!!*
This is a “caption” thread, right?
Having a boy who looks like Eva Longoria is better than having a boy who looks like Ernie Borgnine.
What a cutie!
What to do? Cornrows or dreadlocks?
Put me on that list. He sure looks like he’s grown a lot in the last four month. Must be feeding him right.
Jeff  Hell, some of us could use a few of those teeth…
Aww gee, I’m sorry the spawn got voted off AI last week.
I swear I kept trying to dial, but got a busy signal every time! Well…ok. I’ve only ever voted for the buzz-cuts. He could also maybe think about a goatee…I dig me a goatee.
maybe think about a goatee…I dig me a goatee.
*****DIRTY JOKE WATCH*****
– A dirty joke watch has been issued for the entire PW viewing area. Conditions are ideal for the formation of a dirty joke. A dirty joke WARNING would mean that a dirty joke has been spotted in the area.
Actually, I was just remembering this this, and the “Octoberfest Idol” winning results.
turing word: Father
(HOW DO IT KNOW?)
Too vanilla? Pishaw.
Actually I was thinking of the one where the doctor installed a knob on top of the lady’s head and the more she turned it, the more it pulled her skin up and made her look younger etc. etc.
Al: No more booty waxing…
Sarah: That’s good! Oh. That’s bad.
I chuckle in your general direction. You have bested me at my own game. And so I commit comedy hari kari:
How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
Wanna ride bikes?
Warning!
I have a cousin who had beautiful curly blonde hair. His mother couldn’t stand to cut it. She kept a picture of Lloyd on the mantle with the curly golden locks below the shoulders taken at age 6.
Lloyd grew up to be a silver star, purple heart, and more decorated Marine. I bought the picture from his mother for $50 and sold it to him for $500 (extortion and blackmail, yes!)
Just a warning. Badass Colonel Goldstein may not be as proud of these pictures in the future as his dad is now!
Dang, that toddler is actually relatively clean. Not bad, Jeff, not bad.
yours/
peter.
(father of three, 5, 8, and 10)
No no no. The stylebook says you should write that as:
And, you should be ashamed of yourself.
Mrs. Baggett? Is that you?!?
