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Evil Neocon Spawn Disguises Himself as Hippie in Order to Infiltrate the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy and Save the Republic (a protein wisdom pictorial)

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47 Replies to “Evil Neocon Spawn Disguises Himself as Hippie in Order to Infiltrate the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy and Save the Republic (a protein wisdom pictorial)”

  1. topsecretk9 says:

    The cutest.

  2. GregM says:

    Finally, someone has a plan!

  3. Robert says:

    Satchel, don’t fall for your old man’s neocon wiles. Get a haircut and a job!

  4. mojo says:

    “Dude! Where’s my Tonka?”

    SB: moment

  5. Scott P says:

    Awwwww……. gotta love the little guy.

  6. Diana says:

    Oh … what a babe!

  7. slickdpdx says:

    Its going to be rough when you have to give that first haircut…

  8. MayBee says:

    Great hair!!

  9. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Believe it or not, he’s had a couple of haircuts already.

    But I can’t bring myself to cut those curls just now.

  10. Beautiful daughter you have there.

  11. laundry basket in a time of synthetic phalli says:

    Man, early enrollment in patriarchy classes and now this.  Remember Lief Garrett. Fear the burnout.

  12. srl says:

    Don’t listen to Bill, the the kid’s adorable. *whispering* It is a boy though, right?

  13. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I have a feeling a lot of guys here would could use some of that hair…

  14. Pablo says:

    The resemblance is uncanny.

  15. MayBee says:

    You could stuff a potato down the front of his pull-ups, just to remove any doubt.

    Don’t cut his curls, it’s the look right now.  My son hasn’t had a haircut since September.

  16. McGehee says:

    That reminds me—time to drag out the shop-vac and the Conair clippers. My scalp is no longer showing.

  17. howe says:

    I thought a pictorial implied more than one photo? Anyway, his babyhood is behind him. He’s looking more and more like a little boy.

  18. Nolo Contendere says:

    Is he channeling Jim Morrison?

    TW=suddenly.  As in the opposite of slowly I turned and…

  19. Patricia says:

    Shoot, I’d vote for him.

  20. Patricia says:

    Plus, if he were sporting a beret at a rakishly revolutionary tilt, he’d have a future as a t-shirt icon.  (Think royalties!)

  21. Russ says:

    High ‘n’ tight, Jeff, high ‘n’ tight.

    (Just a suggestion.)

  22. George S. "Butch" Patton (Mrs.) says:

    Russ — I say that kid is old enuf to be learning his first jodies. 

    Isn’t there a Gymboree version of Old King Cole or Little Liza Jane…

  23. Darleen says:

    LOVE that hair, messy curls and all! What a CUTIE!

    I am forever annoyed each time daughter takes twins in for turns out to be almost buzzcuts. Yeah, I understand hair under 1/2 inch long on two 3 1/2 year old boys makes for easier upkeep, but DAMN they have the greatest brown curls!

  24. Jeff Goldstein says:

    They’re cuties, Darleen!

  25. My son was over a year old before his first haircut, he was born with a full head of hair, and by the time we cut it, everyone thought he was the cutest little…girl. Sheesh…

  26. MayBee says:

    Darling, Darleen!

  27. Karol says:

    What a gorgeous kid!

  28. Cutler says:

    You see the picture of the Che costume I wore to our “used to be cool” party.

    Got me attacked by irate Southern American foreign students.

  29. Jay says:

    You post these pictures just to bring the chicks in, don’t you?

  30. Cutler says:

    *should

    Doh.

  31. Chrees says:

    You do realize if he were a teenager, he’d be quoting Zinn to you as if it were gospel. Of course if you begin by quoting Pelosi and Kerry to him now, he’ll be an ardent anti-idiotarian in his teen years.

  32. alppuccino says:

    “Hey!!!  I’m just trying to have a nice, relaxing vacation with my family and I’d appreciate it if you vultures with your cameras could just give us one day of privacy!  Is that too much too a…..” *CLICK* *PUNCH!* *POW!* *SOCKO!!*

    This is a “caption” thread, right?

    Having a boy who looks like Eva Longoria is better than having a boy who looks like Ernie Borgnine.

  33. What to do?  Cornrows or dreadlocks?

  34. rls says:

    I have a feeling a lot of guys here would could use some of that hair…

    Put me on that list.  He sure looks like he’s grown a lot in the last four month.  Must be feeding him right.

  35. Great Mencken's Ghost says:

    Jeff — Hell, some of us could use a few of those teeth…

  36. SarahW says:

    Aww gee, I’m sorry the spawn got voted off AI last week. 

    I swear I kept trying to dial, but got a busy signal every time!  Well…ok.  I’ve only ever voted for the buzz-cuts.  He could also maybe think about a goatee…I dig me a goatee.

  37. alppuccino says:

    maybe think about a goatee…I dig me a goatee.

    *****DIRTY JOKE WATCH*****

    – A dirty joke watch has been issued for the entire PW viewing area.  Conditions are ideal for the formation of a dirty joke.  A dirty joke WARNING would mean that a dirty joke has been spotted in the area.

  38. SarahW is too "vanilla" to understand the warning says:

    Actually, I was just remembering this this, and the “Octoberfest Idol” winning results.

    turing word: Father

    (HOW DO IT KNOW?)

  39. alppuccino says:

    Too vanilla?  Pishaw.

    Actually I was thinking of the one where the doctor installed a knob on top of the lady’s head and the more she turned it, the more it pulled her skin up and made her look younger etc. etc.

  40. SarahW says:

    Al: No more booty waxing…

    Sarah: That’s good!  Oh. That’s bad.

  41. alppuccino says:

    I chuckle in your general direction.  You have bested me at my own game.  And so I commit comedy hari kari:

    How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

  42. alppuccino says:

    Wanna ride bikes?

  43. Lew Clark says:

    Warning!

    I have a cousin who had beautiful curly blonde hair.  His mother couldn’t stand to cut it.  She kept a picture of Lloyd on the mantle with the curly golden locks below the shoulders taken at age 6.

    Lloyd grew up to be a silver star, purple heart, and more decorated Marine.  I bought the picture from his mother for $50 and sold it to him for $500 (extortion and blackmail, yes!)

    Just a warning.  Badass Colonel Goldstein may not be as proud of these pictures in the future as his dad is now!

  44. Dang, that toddler is actually relatively clean. Not bad, Jeff, not bad.

    yours/

    peter.

    (father of three, 5, 8, and 10)

  45. McGehee says:

    (father of three, 5, 8, and 10)

    No no no. The stylebook says you should write that as:

    (father of three, five, eight, and 10)

    And, you should be ashamed of yourself.

  46. No no no. The stylebook says you should write that as:

    (father of three, five, eight, and 10)

    And, you should be ashamed of yourself.

    Mrs. Baggett? Is that you?!? 

    big surprise

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