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What is this “View” you speak of?
and taut skin
Don’t worry Star! Rosie’s coming, and she’s bringing the burgers with her!
Where’s the love for Debbie?
Jeff –
Did you have to pay to use her name? And if so, was it by the pound?
Oprah’s bringing oversized ass and Krispy Kremes. Guest star Barry Bonds is bringing Dianabol, injectable Winstral and expandable caps for all. We talkin’ serious growth here, y’all.
Should be an interesting mix.
What? nikkolai, you only think black people can be fat or abuse substances?
C’mon. Margaret Cho is fat. Palmiero was on the juice. Let’s spread the wealth a little.
Don’t forget Jose Conseco. And I hear Dom Deluis is a little on the tubby side. Hell, I could probably stand to lose a few lb’s.
Pass me a couple those Krispy Kremes, will ya?
Get your own Beehotch!! I dreamed about these last night and they are all MINE!!
You know I heard Buddha used to hide cheese danish in his fat rolls.
oops.
Does she now?
Cripes, now there’s a mental image I could live without.
Krispy Kremes? Those are wee little baby donuts.
They wish they could Lamar’s donuts when they grow up.
I, for one, and glad to see Rosie O coming on board The View. I mean, it’s been clear for years that the show needed a sort of balancing masculine presence. Her middle linebacker physique and freshly-trimmed vandyke should accomplish that nicely
*am glad. Must. Get. Coffee.
If, kyle, her masculine presence were only balancing and not overwhelming. I give ‘em two shows before her and Joy are having a 5 second frencher.
Must.Get.Airsicknessbag.
So, is this what they mean when they talk about a “View” tax?
Yo momma so fat, she gots her own ZIP CODE!
Thanks, I’ll be here all day.
Just what “The View” needed, another rabid lesbian-feminist, anti-Bush, Republican-hating, anti-gun, enviromental wacko prone to histrionics & ad hominum attacks on all things conservative. Rosie will certainly widen the demographic, NOT.
Wasn’t Barbra Streisand available, or Jane Fonda, or Sharon Stone, or Susan Sarandon,or…whatever.
Would it be asking too much to have one conservative or libertarian perspective represented, or is ABC convinced that all American women are in lock-step with their liberal political bias? Maybe it’s time for Fox to do an alternative show with Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham and Linda Chavez. Now THAT would be worth watching!!!
No it wouldn’t. It’d still be daytime TV bullshit.
Pass.
Shhh. Sesame Street is on.
Damn has that neighborhood gone down hill.
Hardware store’s closed. The Korean Grocer is blockaded in his shop, man, the only other store open is a used appliance shop. And what’s with all the orphans?
And I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t want that goth guy with the pet bat hanging around my kids. yechhh.
I like to get to this site by way of Michelle Malkin’s blog, speaking of Asian hotties. She still has Jeff’s old link in her blogroll, and it is fun to remember when this site was known as celluloid-widsom.com……
And she beats Stifler’s mom in the Hot Air department, too, if ya know what I mean….
No doubt, Malkin’s a milf.
mojo:
yo mama so fat she wear *Island of* Capri pants.
And she and Rosie O.D play pool with the planet.
For fans, it definitely is “A View to a Kill.” If by kill, you mean suicide.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
Ok, I’ll stop…
Well FOX can’t have Malkin on because they can’t have their left-wing guests going berserk and calling her a slanty-eyed cunt on national television all the time. And Coulter? Lefty guests would probably not be able to restrain themselves from physically attacking her.
Well FOX can’t have Malkin on because they can’t have their left-wing guests going berserk and calling her a slanty-eyed cunt on national television all the time. And Coulter? Lefty guests would probably not be able to restrain themselves from physically attacking her.
You can’t be referring to those “tolerant”, “free speech-loving” left wingers can you?
Yo mamma so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck.
Yo mamma so fat I started rollin’ off her yesterday, and still ain’t off.
These DO seem to be the “Progressive” tactics thes days. WTF?
nikkolai,
you obviously missed the recent blog traffic among the “progressives” that attacked Malkin using those exact words, not to mention publishing her address, home phone and personal email so other “progressives” could threaten her life. So yea, these ARE in fact the “tactics” of the left these days!
As for physically attacking Ann Coulter, did you miss the pie throwing “progressives” that “greeted” her at a recent campus speech?
Either you are very poorly informed, live in a cocoon or are just plain ignorant.
Or PRWC, you can’t read. Thanks for playing. Try again!
How can anyone stand the incessant, rapid-fire fatuous blather that’s impossible to understand, as the girls talk over each other in an hour-long streaming cacophony of bitchiness and saccharine sycophancy? Yes, I’m talking about Hardball with Chris Matthews.
No, I witnessed all the above. Like I said, WTF?
Do they think they are attracting people to their side with that nonsense. We beat the crap out of punks that do or say those things to ladies aroound here. In Texas, I mean.
no, no, mojo, i’m taking notes….. the kids backstage keep telling the SAME DAMNED JOKES everyweek, some of these are different…. i can use them.
Here ya go, Maggie – the definitive collection of “Yo Momma” jokes. Thanks be to the POWER of the INNERNUT!
http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_momma_jokes.html
SB: taken
not stirred
thanks, mojo, i was too lazy…. and scared of what might come up in a search.
Yo mama so fat when she goes upstairs she has to mke two trips.
Ahhhh, the glory of a bifurcating diverging thread! We got the fat momma jokes, we got the Malkin milf comments – how much more different can the two lines of commentary be?
As for me, I’m going back to watch some more Hot
Air.
Star Jones and Rosie O’Donnell…
personally, I blame HDTV.
They have to fill that widescreen format with something…