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Looks like someone forgot to cut the grass.
If I’m not mistaken its a cross between Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bench, and Northern California Sinsemilla.
Ahm gonna whoop that goddamn gardner. Where’s that boy at?
tw: church
Heh.
Looks like Tide with bleach really does get whites whiter than white!
Damn, y’all! Dem Beatles sure put it all together with that White Album, ya know? But who’s that Chairman Meow they keep talkin’ about?
Who holds a backyard barbecue in a snowstorm?
That boy ain’t right.
Ok – I get it. But you forgot the burning cross. (Thankfully!)
TW: radio was never like this…..
OK…now I know that’s a NEA grant involved!
I find it entirely implausible that that many blades of grass would be leaning right at that particular BBQ.
What are they having? Oh, I see. Alaskan whitefish on white bread with mashed potatoes and vanilla ice cream.
The soon-to-be 3 and 6 Fightin’ Phils will be in Denver tonorrow, Jeff.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Spamword, “game.” I mean, really.
Jebus H. Chribist. The bullpen did their damndest to give it away, but the Phils hung on 7-6. They’re finally scoring runs like we knew they would. Hello, Coors!!
Is any of the discussion there about the immigration problem? Because I just had a thought today: if they do decide to put a big-ass wall on the Mexican border, who do you reckon is gonna build it?
Still drinking White Russians, and vanilla milk shakes…
To Byrd’s credit, there seem to be no lobbyists at the bbq. No grass-stained knees.
My Unsolicited Thoughts on US Currency Re-Design
Yeah, well, what ever, man. But trust me, dude – nobody is copying fives. Let alone singles. So, I mean, “What’s the Point” of putting Georgies head twice as big, y’know? The poor guy was bad enough at 1x, give him a break.
Oh, and on the back?Maybe put the Eye in the Pyramid in that refractive, multi-colored ink?
Just to fuck with people.
SB: real
keepin’ it
Craig —
You need to check out the numbers at Coors since they started using the humidor to store the baseballs. The new Philly park, for instance, is a much better home run park.
Coming in to tonight, the Rockies lead the majors in extra base hits. And the vast majority of those have been on the road—in Petco and now Arizona.
The Phils have a good team, I think. But don’t underestimate the Rockies. Through 4.1 inning tonight, Russ Ortiz gave up 6 doubles and a homer. Oh, and 1 single.
The Rockies played horribly last night and gave the game away. They lost another game to Arizona at home they should have won. And Clint Hurdle is still too enamored with the script (Ray King in the 7th, Mesa in the 8th, Fuentes in the 9th). But they are a much better team than most everybody thinks. They are young, but they are quite talented.
In fact, they have a decent chance of winning the division, I think.
Right now, they have 8 on the DL. And they have some studs in the minors waiting should anybody slip up.
Starting pitching is the only real question mark, and I think it is better than people think. The Rockies are now almost completely home grown. 3/5 of the starting rotation have come up through Colorado Springs and aren’t fazed by Coors.
I’m just waiting for the sports writers to notice them.
Looks like the Byrds are a little light on the Nitrogen this spring. Better call Chemlawn.
I don’t see no tree in this pitcher. An’ if you ain’t got no tree, you cain’t do no hangin’. So you has obviously crashed the wrong Bar-B-Q, Mister Robert Byrd Stalker Dude.
By the way, can anybody here tell me where I parked my ‘77 Firebird?
El Jeffe,
I’ll put a lump of good old West Virginia coal on my Reds finishing with a better record than your Rockies (and I used to watch Clint Hurdle play when I was Satchel’s size, God help you). If you win the bet, you, er, don’t have to take the coal.
IF that grass is in a Democrat’s yard, you know it’s gotta be CRAB grass…
I’m sure this has been tried before, but…
or
Typical liberal…
If you like the Rockies so much you should encourage them to sign Condi Rice. If she can accelerate a sixteen pound watermelon to 20ft/sec while standing still, think what she could do with a baseball and a good windup. I’m thinking heat somewhere in the 125 mph range.
Funny, you like samurai swords… I like baseball.
just slumming around
So, why are they all looking the other way?
KM, I’m pretty sure I saw your Smokey and the Bandit limited edition replica Firebird on the neighbor’s lawn behind the Trans Camaro on blocks.
I’m torn between the two paintings. It’s so hard to pick a favorite.
I’m looking forward to the rest of the series.