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“Easter brunch at a friend’s house as seen through the eyes of a Jewish interloper” (a protein wisdom haiku)

Pass me the melon

salad, please.  And—Ooh! good Christ!

Is that lime Jell-o!?

33 Replies to ““Easter brunch at a friend’s house as seen through the eyes of a Jewish interloper” (a protein wisdom haiku)”

  1. gahrie says:

    Easter eggs are hid

    Children scurry in their quest

    I will drink to that

  2. Vercingetorix says:

    Oh, for the love of Mary the Cherry:

    You Jews killed Christ, people, and this haiku of hell is how you go for an encore?

    (burning dradles and eating leavened bread)

  3. albo says:

    heh. but this whitebread family’s having lamb, potatoes, asparagus, creamed onions, tomatoes stuffed with couscous, cope’s dried corn (a PA specialty), and green salad with roasted beets and blue cheese/raspberry vinegarette. 

    as a great philosopher once said, “yum-o.”

  4. Pablo says:

    Have some ham. It’s wicked good.

  5. McGehee says:

    My wife is being oppresed by the godless State by being forced to work today, for which she is going have imposed upon her holiday pay, inn addition to evening differential. Bastards.

    So she and I won’t be having dinner together tonight. I may go out for Chinese.

  6. Muslihoon says:

    couscous

    Blasphemy! I burn your embassy!

  7. Vercingetorix says:

    I may go out for Chinese.

    You mean you will outsource the rightful job of your wife to the ChiComs!

    Capitalist Benedict Arnold!

  8. Muslihoon says:

    Green jello: Utah

    Specialty. LDS. Like

    Fun’ral potatoes.

  9. rls says:

    Happy Easter/spring Holiday to all.  Nice to know that we unbelievers can keep our heads attached to our bodies.

    Is this a great country, or what?

  10. gail says:

    I know people who put cottage cheese in lime jello.  On purpose.

  11. CraigC says:

    Shun them and stone them, Gail.  Wait, I guess you’d have to stone them and then shun them.

  12. I know people who put cottage cheese in lime jello.  On purpose.

    how does that even work? i mean, without the customary chicken sacrifice.

  13. Major John says:

    I know people who put cottage cheese in lime jello.  On purpose.

    And I used to love prosecuting those people.  Class 3 felony I believe it was…

  14. gail says:

    Maggie, to answer your technical question, you just mix cottage cheese into lime jello, let it set up, and eat it. It tastes like lime jello with cottage cheese in it.

    Major John, so that’s where some of my relatives spent those “missing years.”

  15. Julie says:

    Lime jello with shredded carrot is better. Oh no wait. That sucks too.

  16. McGehee says:

    You mean you will outsource the rightful job of your wife to the ChiComs!

    It’s okay. I gave them Monopoly money.

    It just seemed right.

  17. Pablo says:

    Maggie, to answer your technical question, you just mix cottage cheese into lime jello, let it set up, and eat it. It tastes like lime jello with cottage cheese in it.

    Amazing. I learn so much here!  rasberry

  18. Don't blame me, I voted for Trotsky... says:

    Congratulations all on the celebration of the failure of the Zionist collaboration with the Roman Imperialists…

  19. Diana says:

    Lime Jello is an abomination!  Especially when infested with shredded carrot … and raisins.  Ick.

  20. gail says:

    Shredded carrot and raisins rightfully belong in gajar halwa, which is how God intended them to be used.

  21. Diana says:

    Shredded carrot and raisins rightfully belong in a garburator.  So there!

  22. Muslihoon says:

    gail, I love gaajar ka halwa. One of the few South Asian desserts I like.

  23. Timmer says:

    Someone recently told me that lime jello is the only other substance known that vibrates at the same frequency as brain matter. 

    You know, true or not, that’s one of those things that sticks in your head.

  24. alppuccino says:

    Lime Jello makes an excellent garage door opener track lubricant.

    fyi

  25. Vercingetorix says:

    Someone recently told me that lime jello is the only other substance known that vibrates at the same frequency as brain matter. 

    You know, true or not, that’s one of those things that sticks in your head.

    I just got that, a half hour later

  26. I may be Catholic, but as a holiday Easter sucks.

    No football, kids go outside in the mud in fourty dollar shoes and no one wants to drink too much because they have to mow the lawn when they get home.

    Like the ham though.

  27. Lew Clark says:

    The beauty of lime Jell-O is that you can mix anything with it and it can’t get any worse!

  28. N. O'Brain says:

    I know people who put cottage cheese in lime jello.

    Isn’t that one of the ways mentioned in the Necronomicon used to invoke Cthulhu?

    Then he materializes right in the middle of a universe of green evil.

  29. Vercingetorix says:

    I believe that was Yig, N. O’Brain. Cthulu works full time at the EU. Shub Niggurath is temping at the DNC. But Azathoth and Narylothep I hear have diaries at Kos. (they co-blog under the assumed names of Gore and Carter)

  30. N. O'Brain says:

    Ai! Ai! Cthulhu F’taghn!! F’rance!!

  31. Vercingetorix says:

    F’rance!!

    I thought it was F’France…who knew

    My favorite…Azathoth

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