When I read about guys like this—only to find out that they blog (and read other blogs with which many of us are familiar)—it makes me wonder how many killers and would-be cannabilizing child eaters are reading my site.
I mean, is it really possible that I—like Dave Barry—can drive some of my readers to murder a girl and ready her for a barbecue supper spread? Because that’s power, man…
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(h/t Florida Cracker, via Bill)
Dave Barry?
Huh?
I have declared a jihad against the snails in my garden. Although it was my neighbor’s dog that told me to do that, not your blog.
“Arise, my minions! Attack!”
Your orders, my Master?
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No, we’re out of lasagne…. How about a dog?
SB: student
at the feet
Hmmm.
No offense to anyone. But I’d give my entire year’s income for 15 minutes with that guy and a knife.
I can guarantee I’d both get my money’s worth *and* that’ll be the longest, and last, 15 minutes of that creep’s life.
That guy is one of the reasons I support the death penalty.
I think I’m due for a blog vacation…[whistling]
I blame myself.
Just wanted to get that in before Niewert did.
ed: Is that net or gross?
Dude kinda looks like Michael Miers (sans mask).
Man?
With all respect ed, this goes beyond the death penalty. Death would be a release for this fucker. It’s time to get back to the good old days of cruel and unusual. I submit for your approval:
Hang him by his nutsack in the town square and make available to the good townspeople, pellet guns. For 5 bucks each they can take 3 shots at hitting a testicle from 50 feet.
I’d take my shots daily.
ed, I’ll go halfs on that with you. better yet, i’ll match you, and let’s make it half an hour.
Well, my neighbor’s got a ferret and you’ve got me thinking about teriyaking that sumbitch, if that helps. I guess you’re no Dave Barry. Apparently you’re no Norbizness or Avarosis, either.
I checked out the blog and he had 600 comments of people sending him to hell – rightly so. Then all of a sudden a commentor says “listen to yourselves, wanting this guy to die, you’re just as bad as him”.
Had to be actus.
Put it up for bid. I get enough time to sell every fucking thing I own.
If that was my child or grandchild, I’d pull a Rambo on wherever they were holding him. I might get to him and I might not, but I’d sure not quit as long as I was breathing.
Guaranteed that if he gets the death penalty, there will be a candlelight vigil held for him…I mean, if people did it for Gacy, sheesh…
The whole system needs reworking. Instead of building elaborate, cushy, expensive prisons for all the regular assholes, then getting them so full of repeat offenders that the plea-bargoning sytem is a wreck, I submit that we go to POW type campes for the vast majority of inmates. I like the idea of the explodeing necklace I saw in a movie once too. Then, the truly vile can rot in places like Alcatraz, or devils island.
Fellows like this cannible need to be hung on pay-for view as soon as possible.
This guy reminds me of some of the commenters over on John Cole’s site. It amazes me sometimes what people will put in writing.
Here’s another example of the felons that should be empowered to vote. Just because he’s a child-murdering, lunatic, sicko, would-be cannibal
doesn’t mean he shouldn’t be allowed to pull the lever for the Democrats……after all, he’s got rights too!
Anyone else remember when the State of Florida executed Bundy?
I remember the outside of a central Florida McDonalds… the sign read “Free fries when Bundy dies.”
Genius.
Probably not. But I’ll never look at an armadillo the same way …
Have you ever been to Alcatraz? It’s gorgeous. I should be so lucky to retire and rot on that primo piece of property.
I hope Norb doesn’t feel too bad. Happy Furry Puppies could do that to anyone…
Howe wrote:
Oh, I guess that explains why so few guys escaped from there; they all loved the place!
No local potable water supply. But yeah, it’s incredibly beautiful. I went out there a couple of years ago.
So what, are you trolling for links?
Although the LA Weekly did an interview with a convicted short eyes after Megan’s Law was passed, wherein he claimed that watching the movie ‘Benji’ gave him his first pedo impulses…
Ahhh… another night reading PW.
But I have to run, now. The fava beans are almost done, and there’s a nice chianti I’ve let breathe for a while….
I bet gw and cheney read this site – they’re a bunch of killers and would-be cannabilizing child eaters, so they would fit right in.
“Just wanted to get that in before Niewert did.”
You’re right – he’d blame you.
It ain’t self-loathing.
And prozacula, might want to consider doubling the dose – what you’re on now just ain’t getting it done.
*BUUURP*
I guess you didn’t notice Americablog was on his blogroll, right? This is why Democrats want felons to vote.
 Sen. George F. Hoar, 1889
ah yes, mr. ghost – good point, since the 1889 definition of Democrat hasn’t changed since then. good argument. why aren’t you a Whig instead of a winger? And the definition of republican hasn’t changed either.
and yes, Chairman You, since some random fuck put americablog on his blogroll, americablog is responsible for his views/and or murders. another fantastic display of logic!