“Lookit: I promise you can stay and give your regards to the Reverend next week. But sweetie, that sale on Pocket Fisherman™ is one day only, and while supplies last. And I can’t risk missing out on a 50%-off Wal-Mart rollback just because you feel the need to kiss the ass of one of the Lord’s earthly proxies.
“Sorry, but that’s that.”
Hey! Could this be one a them
I been hearin’ so much about? Huh? Could it?
Please?
RONCO products ain’t worth tempting the wrath of the Lord, boy…
Ahhhh the pocket fisherman.
I actually caught a fish on one of those, long ago.