“Shit. Shoulda brought my gloves.”
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ha ha, i saw this coming.
which is why i am not spending the night trapped with my snoboard in Breaking Ribs(Breckenridge for the non-elite).
Oh, I was confused and thought this was a 5 word movie review… I am sure some nice hot chocolate with peppermint schnaps will warm you up.
I was just wondering, exactly what part of this micro-fiction is fiction?
Big deal. It snowed in Santa Cruz the other day. Santa Cruz. Those people don’t even own gloves.
Rimless Glasses: Why? It’s not like you’ll get your fingers stuck to the frames like last year, and the year before and…
Donner, party of 5? Donner, party of 5
Donner, party of 4?
More like a micro-haiku.
Tokyo Snowfall (a commenter microfiction)
“Is that snow in the air?
Or is somebody being cremated?”
Chapter 2
“Not to mention my pants…”
Thanks for sending the snow my way. Snow Day in Minnesota! And would you believe it, I forgot to bring any work home and just can’t seem to get into the office. Damn!
Hey this micro-fiction looks like something that even my semi-literate ass could do. I think I’m gonna pen the Reader’s Digest version of your story right quick.
“Colorado Snowfalls” by Jeff(abridged version)
“Shit.”
Snow is a four letter word.
Use only when necessary.
Sticky,
Thanks for that. I needed a good laugh this morning.
Thanks, Major.
Kansas City Tornados
Shit. There goes the roof.
Never one to pass up an opportunity to recycle an old gag…..
Q: What do a twister and an Arkansas divorce have in common?
A: Either way, somebody’s gonna lose a trailer.
“Big deal. It snowed in Santa Cruz the other day. Santa Cruz. Those people don’t even own gloves.”
Sure they do. They just use them in a fashion that most people wouldn’t exactly call “normal.”