I’m pretty sure I just saw one of the UPS guy’s testicles. Which, let’s face it: that possibility is the whole reason behind the shorts thing to begin with, right?
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If you’ve got Amazon gold service, you can one-click UPS-guy testicles, and they’ll be there in two days or less, free!
Just another benefit of this intranet-thingy.
TW: basic, as in “Maggots! Drop, and give me twenty (testicles)!”
“Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro …”
Man, I know it’s 39 degrees, but I just refuse to believe the UPS guy was wearing shorts.
The UPS guys are working on a holiday?
I refuse to believe that you paid extra for delivery on a holiday.
Even if he was wearing shorts in 39 F weather, they wouldn’t be out of their shelter.
Unless you still laying face up on the ground passed out from the party still.
Carin,
No, and I also make damn sure they’re nevert tied in either a knot or a bow.
I can only report what I see. And I saw sac.
Or was just one of thee options from the exotic dance service. Just weren’t in a fireman kinda mood huh?
True story, our UPS delivery chick at Beale AFB in the late 90’s looked just like Laura Dern. Even better part, she was married to one of the guys on base so you could watch her workout at the gym. Ah… made my T-Rex roar…
TW: So Jeff, you called them when?
What does Brown do for you?
Amazon? UPS? Scrote?
Did you order Balzac?
Heh heh heh. Oh, I got a million of ‘em.
Did you give him a tip?
If you saw just one … it could have been an accident.
If you saw two, though … that would have to have been “intelligent design.”
ummm, isnt it winter in CO?
Tommy, it’s a helluva lot less winter than it was last night.
Dude, if you’re gonna stare at delivery persons’ crotches, you ought to at least find out if the Denver Hooter’s delivers.
That, or you’re liable to get charged by the Jehovah’s Witness ladies…
Hmmm.
The Nut-Shot.
That’s why I wear ultra-mini skirts during the summertime with no underwear.
If ya got’em, flaunt’em!
I remember years ago when Jeannie Moos on CNN did a story about the so-called rivalry between UPS and FedEx and which company had the “sexiest” uniform. I was working at a downtown office at the time and jokingly broached the subject one day with deliverymen from both companies. They had no idea what I was talking about and/or were trying to get away from the wretched homosexual who was creeping them out by asking if they thought they were sexier than the other delivery guys.
I’m always ahead when hard-working blue-collar types come away from a passing encounter with me thinking that I am hitting on them.
Was he delivering a Sears catalog?