Seconds ago, actor Harry Hamlin showed up at my door trying to sell me Jesus and some all-purpose cleaning liquid (concentrate).
I declined, naturally, but I did slip him a five spot so that he could get himself a chicken sandwich and some fries.
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Glad there were no testes (yours or his) involved in the transaction.
Yeah, but think of how much Jesus testes might go for on eBay.
An obscene and sacrilegious joke popped into my mind while reading DG’s comment. If anyone needs me I’ll be saying a few thousand Hail Marys and Our Fathers.
Ahhh, Catholic guilt. You can’t beat it with a stick.
You’re damned lucky your liver no longer has any resale value. That’s what Harry came for originally.
Chili-fries, of course.
It’s important.
PS: was Hamlin naked? Because we’ve warned him about that before.
SB: often
yeah, all the time.
Nate, a friend of mine had a Jewish father and a Catholic mother. They served guilt for breakfast, with tea of course.
Jeff, that was a very kind thing to do. But why no cleaning liquid purchase?
Okay, very funny. But really, shouldn’t that be, “There are a million stories in the mile-high city”?
T/W: “average.” No way. I am exceptionally pedantic.
I’m a cradle Catholic, and that statement made my testicles retreat up towards my kidneys.
I get it. Hamlin doing Amway.
If you’re gonna slip a vagrant some folding for a quick bite, better to do it as McD’s gift certificates. That way he can’t spend it on cheap booze, and doesn’t have to give his agent a cut.
Was he in any way acting gay?
Boy; can his wife cut a rug or what!?
insipid
You shouldn’t have dismissed Harry so quickly – some of that “all purpose cleaning liquid” may have come in handy when the cops caught you with the cigarette machine.
Kevin,
Jesus walks into a motel, drops three nails on the counter and says, “Can you put me up for the night?”
Oh lord, spamword, “hit.”
I hope you extracted Sullivan’s dick first.
The saddest part is, I haven’t been Catholic for years. But all it takes is to see The Blues Brothers again, particularly one of the scenes with “The Penguin,” and it all comes flooding back.
Damned, evil papists.
CraigC, I remember telling that one to my never-been-Catholic wife. She was far more scandalized than I was.
She’s the one who attended a Catholic school for something like six months—and scandalized the lunch room with a bologna sandwich on Friday.
Thank God she didn’t take up drawing cartoons…
Me, I only went to Catholic school for nine years out of twelve—but my schools had already come to terms with Vatican II so bologna on Friday wasn’t a scandal.
Unpalatable, but not a scandal.
May have been why my mother preferred to use Miracle Whip® instead of mayonnaise, though…
Was he brainwashed by the Sunshine Cleaners too?