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in which I come dangerously close to depicting the Prophet Mohammed as a cartoon, thus bringing the wrath of radical Muslims upon me—perhaps in the form of a firebombing of my tool shed—in a way that is much deserved, given my egregious intolerance of a non-westernized culture.  Or, BECAUSE OF THE OTHERNESS!

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“Some folks hate the whites who hate the blacks who hate the clan / Most of us hate anything that we don’t understand”The Prophet Mohammed Kris Kristofferson

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related?  Dunno.  But certainly inflamatory.  ANTI-PEACENIK! (via Tom Pechinski)

26 Replies to “in which I come dangerously close to depicting the Prophet Mohammed as a cartoon, thus bringing the wrath of radical Muslims upon me—perhaps in the form of a firebombing of my tool shed—in a way that is much deserved, given my egregious intolerance of a non-westernized culture.  Or, BECAUSE OF THE OTHERNESS!”

  1. natesnake says:

    For the love of God Jeff, think of your Dewalt cordless drill!  What did it do insult Mohammed?  You’re a loose cannon Mr. Goldstein!  You’ll not be satisfied until everyone around you is transformed forever because of your hatred and insensitivity!

  2. Sticky B says:

    I take a great deal of pride in hating shit that I do understand. It makes me feel all civilized and holier than thou and shit.

  3. Vercingetorix says:

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  4. Vercingetorix says:

    hmmm

  5. dittybopper says:

    Not all us Mooselums are intolerant religious bigots.  Many of us are quite tolerant of religious insults:  I, for one, was not the least offended by the Piss Christ.

    Yours in tolerance,

    Habib Akbar, etc.

  6. natesnake says:

    I didn’t realize that Mohammed looked like a young and bearded Jan-Michael Vincent.  Huh, go figure.

  7. McIntosh in an age of PCs says:

    By God, you got their asses all stirred up on that last post. People arguing quantum mechanics at 3:00 in the morning? Shiiiiiitttttt!!!!!!

  8. Jim in Chicago says:

    BECAUSE OF THE HEGEMONIC ITALICS!

    (and, er, CAPS!)

  9. This&That says:

    Blasphemy! 

    My computer screen is forever tainted!  It must be BURNED with the cleansing fire of petrol! 

    Death to the Infidels! 

    Death to my infidel-enabling computer!

    Death to the Infidel’s tool shed!

    DEATH!  DEATH!  DEATH!

  10. Cardinals Nation says:

    Is there a reason that everyone’s comments appear to be in italics?

    Did I not get the memo again? (Keeping in mind the last time I didn’t get the memo I missed the “SCOTUS Is Ours!” torchlight parade and rally – that sucked)

  11. shank says:

    Italics? What italics? Conspiracy!!!

  12. mojo says:

    Whew! That was close!

    Now, about those “slurping Sarah” pics in Playboy…

  13. ken says:

    Freedom’s just another word for bombing embassies

    Nothing ain’t nothing, but it’s all we ever give

    Feeling good was easy, Allah, when Mahmoud said ‘jihad’

    Killing infidels was good enough for me

    Good enough for me and Ahmadinejaddy

    –Kris Kristofferson/Fred Foster

    Me and Ahmadinejaddy

  14. natesnake says:

    Ken wins first prize!

  15. Drumwaster says:

    </i></i> This tactic has been known to work on other blogs.

  16. Drumwaster says:

    Harrumph.

    tw: still waiting for Jeff to catch up…

  17. Rick says:

    I’m a fan of the </em> also…

  18. Kevin says:

    It is a violation of Islam to use strikethrough characters to form Mohammed’s name!  Infidel!!!!  I am calling on all muslims to protest the internet until you apologize!

  19. I thought it was one of the Brothers Gibb, myself.

  20. natesnake says:

    Andy?

  21. Lew Clark says:

    Jeff is progressively walking closer and closer to the line.  Next he will post a depiction of the Sacred Dillo.  And I warn ya.  I’m not the only Radical Dilloist that will take to the streets. Our “Burn Baby Burn” will make the other protests look like a weenie roast.

  22. harrison says:

    ”…in which I come dangerously close to depicting the Prophet Mohammed as a cartoon…”

    Actually looks a little like Cat Stevens.

    Or whatever the hell he calls himself now.

  23. Chairman e says:

    “…in which I come dangerously close to depicting the Prophet Mohammed as a cartoon…”

    A cartoon?!? How dare you?!? If you don’t have anything nice to say about warlord pedophiles, don’t say anything at all.

  24. Salt Lick says:

    Holy Moly!  Are you saying Mohammed wrote “Why Me Lord (So Help Me Jesus)?” Who knew?

  25. Tom M says:

    This image of Mohammed, I believe, was taken when he was busted flat in Baton Rouge, waiting for a train.

    What, is he still there?

  26. McGehee says:

    No, I think it was while he was walking down a Sunday morning sidewalk, wishing Lord that he was stoned.

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