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in which I come dangerously close to depicting the Prophet Mohammed as a cartoon, thus bringing the wrath of radical Muslims upon me—perhaps in the form of a firebombing of my tool shed—in a way that is much deserved, given my egregious intolerance of a non-westernized culture. Or, BECAUSE OF THE OTHERNESS, 2!

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“Oh I’ve been smiling lately, dreaming about the world as one / And I believe it could be, some day it’s going to come / Cause out on the edge of darkness, there rides a peace train / Oh peace train take this country, come take me home again”The Prophet Mohammed Yusuf Islam Cat Stevens Stephen Demetre Georgiou

20 Replies to “in which I come dangerously close to depicting the Prophet Mohammed as a cartoon, thus bringing the wrath of radical Muslims upon me—perhaps in the form of a firebombing of my tool shed—in a way that is much deserved, given my egregious intolerance of a non-westernized culture. Or, BECAUSE OF THE OTHERNESS, 2!”

  1. He seems to be signaling coercion.

  2. CraigC says:

    On the other hand, he did write “The First Cut Is the Deepest.”

  3. natesnake says:

    Mohammed has shitty taste in wrist jewelry.  He’s working the whole Kirk Douglas thing from Spartacus.

  4. shank says:

    Dude, no wonder he changed it to ‘Cat Stevens’.  Georgiou?  Sounds like an infidel if I ever heard one!

  5. KM says:

    Not a problem if you don’t sing it.

    Sura 1:14. Or something.

  6. MX says:

    Looks like Steven Spielberg, back when he was shooting Raiders of the Lost Ark.

  7. ken says:

    Don’t forget his other hit…

    Embassies broken, by using my Trio,

    Car bombs have spoken, like prophet’s loons,

    Praise for jihad, praise for sharia,

    Praise for blood flowing, fresh from their wounds.

  8. BoZ says:

    I wonder if “Says you look like a Jew” is just above or just below “Insults the Prophet” on the Kill Whoever Does This list.

    And Slartibartfast—

    Nice.

  9. Salt Lick says:

    One night, back when I was into Carlos Castenada, I saw Cat Stevens’ face on a grill cheese sandwich.

  10. 6Gun says:

    “Oh baby baby it’s a wild world, it’s hard to get by just upon a smile.”

    Yeah, ain’t that the truth.

  11. Major John says:

    Is he scratching his head or flipping us off?

  12. shank says:

    Maj. John, I would imagine the finger motion there is indeed a gesture that goes by many names.  In this case it would be, as his jihadi status dictates, “Allah’s Finger of Righteous Anger Against the Infidels”.  Also known in the Judeo-Christian world simply as ‘The Finger’.

  13. Gary says:

    Hey, really—isn’t he just flippin’ us off because Islam’s “Peace Train” isn’t as big as the Judeo-Christian “Imagine”.

    While I don’t necessarily agree with either . . . .

  14. none says:

    Get a haircut! God damn hippies.

  15. Sean Connery in a Kheffiyeh says:

    That you even THOUGHT of placing the Prophet in a cartoon is heresy!  I place the fatwa upon you, infidel!

  16. redmarilyn says:

    Looks like he’s crossing his fingers to me.

    Actually, in Britain that gesture is a very old hand sign called “Cunny thumbing” and it’s meant as an extreme gesture of disrespect. One meaning of “cunny” is rabbit, and the other meaning is exactly what you think it is.  Could it just be a coinkydink?

  17. RS says:

    Several of you have probably seen this already, but I thought it worthy of a mention nonetheless.  If Jonathan T. Reynolds is right (and he does include the caveat that his focus is more siyasa, or political theology), then those guilty of the greatest offense in the eyes of Allah are….

    those Muslims engaged in the protest, for committing the sin of shirk, undermining the “absolute unity of God.” It’s an interesting take, and worth the read if you haven’t seen it already.

  18. mojo says:

    “I’m bein’ followed by a cruise missile

    cruise missile, cruise missile…”

    ‘Cause you CAN’T GET AWAY FROM THE DRONES!

    SB: what

    you heard me

  19. tee bee says:

    You have to admit, he was killer good-looking.

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