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Hear ye! Hear ye!
**proclamation drowned out by celebratory gunfire**
It’s good of them to use “pudenda.” A noble word which doesn’t get nearly as much play as it deserves.
TW: It’s not the size, it’s the mad flava.
I for one like the new look, Jeff.
Very symetrical
(Psst, close your tags)
“7. Founding document? Check. No brainer, really. I move we break for shiwerma.”
Honestly, I have no problem with this.
Careful natesnake,
Some Kostard will be by to equate your positions with Hamas.
I feel a song coming on…
To the tune of Joe Walsh’s “Rocky Mountain Way”:
Splodeydopes are
causing us dismay
Hamas is gettin’ dire
Screw the peace creeps
It’s way past time to say
Time to open fire
And we don’t need the UN
Crying ‘cuz the story’s sad
‘Cuz the Hellfire Missile Way
Is better than the way we had
Well he’s threatening this
And he’s threatening that
Sayin’ we’re easy prey
TV airs his chatter
The Apache swoops in and the taxi goes splat!
Car swarm’s on the way
But nothin’s left but splatter
And we don’t need the UN
Crying ‘cuz the story’s sad, uh huh
Hellfire Missile Way
Is better than the way we had
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Turing = shall, as in Let’s listen, shall we?
Party Mascot? Mariam Farahat’s fourth son. As long as he stays alive, of course, but hey, we’ll still have sons # 5 and 6!
Spamword, “years,” as in, “I don’t think you should measure your life in years.”
Forgot the link.
Well done, SI.
I’m working on the Alito Shuffle, myself. And Kerry On My Wayward Scum.
I Agree (though not as lyrically) with the Sanity Inspector.
In fact, I think Bush erred in not engaging in communication. The more they are seen as a legit leadership, the more their actions become actions of war.
..interesting how Hamas elide so easily into black ghetto speak, in your little skit, non? I thought it was illegal to be racist in yankland….
Oh well, at least you neo-cons have something in common with them after all – no one likes a hippy, it would seem.
Love and peace,
Bob
Very funny post, Abu Satchel.
Leftydopes and splodeydopes
And silly Molly Ivins
And Teddy went divin’ too
Wouldn’t you?
We still let Swipe’s in here?
Now, I know Stev doesn’t approve of PJM (and it seems the antipathy is entirely mutual), but this is just plain good:
And?