The beer I just bought for the Panthers / Seahawks game? 3.2% alcohol.
What the fuck is that all about, Jesus?*
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You bought beer on Sunday?
Heathen!
Time to mule some cerveza up from Mexico. That’ll fix the 3.2 blues in no time, trust me.
I had to switch to a sweet amber concoction. As a North Carolina transplant to Denver, this is not shaping up as a good day.
WHY DO YOU HATE MY FREEDOM TO GET LIQUORED UP, STRIP OFF ALL MY CLOTHES, AND WAVE MY WEENIE TAUNTINGLY AT STEVE SMITH, JESUS?
Ya want further proof? West Wing is being cancelled as of May!
does the Happy Evil White Conservative Cabbage Patch
Sounds like you’re doing pretty good on the Liquored up already. Or is that the Klonopin? Or the red pills?
TW: I’m building a list for you.
As for the rest, well–digital cameras were invented for a reason, you know.
That 3.2 shit is a Denver thing.
A buddy and I stopped by that way back in the 70s and were real happy they didn’t ID us. We knew something was up (or not) when we headed for the head often and didn’t hit our heads on the door as the evening progressed.
Nor did the women start looking better and, alas, vice versa…
Yeah, and like John Spencer really died of a heart attack at 58.
In other news, I am currently finishing off the last of my four-pack of Dogfish Head 90-minute IPA.
Why a four-pack?
9%.
That’s why.
Any president who can collect rainwater from a Crawford ranch raingutter and turn it into 3.2% beer has urned my respect. Christ.
– Welcome to the “dry” territories…. next stop soda flavored “near-beer”…
– Sympathies to the Panthers fans…. Congrats to the Sea birders…
It’s “fake but accurate beer”.
Crap! That brings back horrible memories of law school. Craig v. Boren. Thanks a bunch, Jeff.
That’s what you get for waiting until Sunday to buy your brews Jeff.(and, Mark, it’s a Colorado thing, not a Denver thing). If you’re going to drink on Sundays, go to a bar where you can get the real shit. Damn blue laws!
(and, Mark, it’s a Colorado thing, not a Denver thing)
Oh Pat, I see! And a Sunday thing too? I thought it was an 18 for 3.2 and 21 for the real stuff thing. So now I know if it’s Sunday and I’m sober, I must be in Colorado?
And I kinda thought the elevation might have been a factor too, as in: “give the slobs 3.2 to keep them in line in this oxygen deprived territory”
Hmmm.
You guys should learn to homebrew your own beer. I made a batch of English style brown ale that registered as 13.5% alcohol.
After drinking that 5 gallon batch the first thing I saw was a 300lb cop crawling through my window. He shone a light into my eyes and asked me if I was alive and told me to call my friends because they thought I was dead.
Now that’s a fucking drinking binge!
Loaves and fishes are one thing, but turning water into 3.2 Coors would be a waste of a perfectly good miracle. Who’d be able to tell the difference?
Regards,
Ric
Why did you drive all the way to Salt Lake City just for beer?
What’s next? Polygamy?
Whats a theocon, and how many of them are there?
Reading between the lines, you seem to be saying that Osama is the second coming.
Do I have that right? I’m going to go Front Page it, with the title “Christofascistislamojew”.
Its when Cosby’s oldest (but still underage) son talks you into buying him a case of (3.2) Coors Light in the parking lot of King Soopers.
As near as I can tell, there is just the one. Sorta like the “Highlander,” really.
My apologies to you all…
MayBee, I’m no Noam Chomsky, but I think that should be Christofascistislamojewcon.
I’ve gotta give Kos credit. The Soviet-style page design, the big star on the masthead, and the contents… the man and his minions are certainly quite clear about his belief system.
TW: “clearly.” This thing is spooky.
Right. Because the alleged Christian & Jewish “theocons” have publically stated their desire to eradicate all Muslims from earth.
Feel the nuance!
So, let me get this straight: in the leftwacko nightmare world, theocons are trying to establish a Christian fundamentalist theocracy.
And this includes neocons (translation: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ), and now Muslims.
Oooooooooooooooookay.
Hey, you left out the Buddhists and Hindus.
HATECRIME!
*Right. Because the alleged Christian & Jewish “theocons†have publically stated their desire to eradicate all Muslims from earth. *
Right. I have yet to hear a pastor on Sunday morning issue fatwahs against Muslims. If anything, Christians are encourage to “love those that persecute you”. This doesn’t sound like what the Koran says about the enemies of Islam.
For the left, religion is about being right about an inherently contrary belief system for them. I have respect for atheists and agnostics- personally, I think you’re wrong but other than what I just said about you being wrong, thats pretty much the extent of my “religious” fervor. Ultimately, I think you have a million democrats who a. dont like the idea of god b. don’t like the idea of rules applying to them and c. don’t like that Christians haven’t “seen the light” about the “fact” that there is no God.
I’ve had arguments with folks on the left who simply won’t agree to compromise- my take is, I believe there’s a God and you don’t. I’m ok with co-existing with you. Thats my take on it. But I get “you’re a moron for believing in “god”” or
“Only the weak believe in God”. I have no doubt there’s democrats who are Christian but I find t he majority of democrats I run into nowadays have no belief in God.
Thanks, Pablo Chomsky. Has a nice ring to it.
