10 Replies to “a very brief conversation with my alarm clock”

1. Charlie (Colorado) says:

   January 25, 2006 at 9:32 pm

   At least you slept.

2. TallDave says:

   January 25, 2006 at 10:03 pm

   I’ve beaten several of them to death for just that reason.  No better than feeling in the world than seeing the smarmy little red-numeraled tyrant’s electronic guts spill out across the floor, its diode entrails and circuitboard organs smashed and broken.

   Sometimes, I dream about beating them to death first, then wake up and actually do it.

   The kittens get scared, but I think at some level they agree.

3. JWebb says:

   January 25, 2006 at 10:09 pm

   Now we know where the term “ticked off” comes from.

4. A fine scotch says:

   January 25, 2006 at 10:17 pm

   2:25 pm?!?! I can’t even sleep through 8:30 am on the weekends.

   And I don’t have kids, yet.

5. Spurringirl says:

   January 25, 2006 at 10:57 pm

   WTF?  Do you have an angel child?

   I’m still dealing w/ lack of sleep and my boy is 9!

6. me says:

   January 26, 2006 at 12:01 am

   There’s something to be said for brevity, and swift retribution.

7. JD says:

   January 26, 2006 at 1:27 am

   There’s also something to be said for the combination of Klonopin and Mezcal.

8. BoZ says:

   January 26, 2006 at 3:52 am

   I’m ashamed that I got out of bed before somebody.

9. Goy Girl says:

   January 26, 2006 at 5:33 am

   Say it.

10. Russ says:

    January 26, 2006 at 6:09 am

    Jeff, I got that little talking-to ‘round about 1989.

    Which was a real hassle, since I was in the Army at the time, and — big surprise — they’re sticklers for early a.m. punctuality.

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