Go. Do it. BECAUSE OF THE POTATO PANCAKES—AND THE GIRLS WHO WOULDN’T EVEN TOUCH YOU OVER THE CHINOS UNLESS YOU PROMISED TO TAKE THEM TO RED LOBSTER!
The materialistic whores.
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Expected an appetizer too, didn’t you Janice. Well who’s got the giant ass now, yenta?
Hey, number one at 28%
Do the Jooooooos have a different standard for what constitutes as a humor blog? I don’t know about the rest of PW’s readers I come here for the poetry, prostate health tips and masturbatory celebrations, not necessarily in that order.
Has it been three days?
Is it Easter already?
Jeff,
Although I find nothing particularly Joooowish about your humor, you are Joooowish, and you are funny, so I voted for you anyway. As Neil Diamond said: “I thank the lord for the nighttime”.
TW: Income? What income?
Slut. Ho.
Hey, you’re in the lead.
It’s probably some clever Zionist trick.
Thank G_d at least you’re beating “Yo, Yenta.”
The least you could do is call them latkes.
After all they cemented your ass into a high chair for hours at a time, while your mom watched “The Price is Right” and oogled the latino pool boy.
Okay, you got my vote.
But not because of the latkes, or the girls who wanted Red Lobster, and what kind of treifah trash did you date anyway?–I mean, what kind of menscha eats shellfish!?, well, except for the bad girls, which…oh, okay, I see what you mean.
You’re rich, bitch. 32%
TW: somewhat. As in are you inebriated?
Went. Did it.
I’m just plum NeoConâ„¢ Crazy. You got my vote.
I’ve cast my vote for the Protein thespian, despite the unsettling prospect of voting for someone who looks about 14, sports a cowboy hat cum yellowish hippie Ray-Bans and holds a strange devotion to Vladimir Jabotinsky and Ahmad Chalabi
Truly democracy is tricky…
Dr Victor de la Vega
I’m noshing for a latke right now, myself.
Just proof of how blogs in general and this one in particular have expanded my horizons. This is the VERY FIRST time my Wasp/Comanche self has voted for the best Jewish anything!
I voted for you to apologize in advance for the damage Tom Brady is going to do to your psyche this evening. I’m sorry this has to happen…It’s not you, it’s me…It isn’t whether you win or lose, it’s how you play the game…It’s an honor just to be in the second round…The Broncos have a lot of heart…There’s always next year…This is going to hurt me more than it’s going to hurt you…
OK, that last one is bullshit.
Well, you’ve got my vote, because I swear every time I read your blog, the first words out of my mouth are “That is one FUNNY Jew.”
REally.
Okay, you got my vote. Now will you kindly stop nagging? Jeez.
Not that you needed my vote. Looking at the results over there, apparently you’re some kind of Jewish humor blog-slaughtering killing machine.
T/W: “Mass.” Hey, I thought this was a Jewish blog….
– I think I ended up with Janice….out on the patio….under the Deafenbachias…..Damn I wish she’d shave her arm pits…. But she is cute… that Red Gold hair thing going on…. Makes Me feel like a real Maucher …. wonder if I parked to close to the garage wall … Hey goys are cool… I should’ah done her sooner…. Fuck you larry …. eat your heart out putz….
TW: Well…. that was easy…..