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(Via Lauren, who, I have to admit, can drink like a fucking sailor)
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Oy, gevalt.
What you must think of us to offer that.
And you know we’re the sort that can’t resist looking.
My head hurts.
Ahhhhh God Peg, my eyes!!!
This reminds me of a knockoff set of the inspiration posters. The caption on one of them showing a sinking supertanker: “Mistakes – It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.”
Oh Jeff, you made me so happy with that. A really hard laughing fit in the middle of a Saturday afternoon is delightful.
YeeeooOOOWW!!!
Jesus, that’s awful. The worst thing is that it’s fascinating in a spooky way.
Now if that won’t get that armadillo dancing, nothing will.
Now why would you DO that?
The video was a sort of visual accompaniment to the blog’s written content.
I got all the way through it. How I don’t know. I wish I could say the sight of Hoff snowboarding in bad blue screen with a fish between his teeth was worth exploring the whole video…
but it wasn’t. So. Learn from my example.
I rate that 10 out of 10 sporks. You’ll need all 10 of them to poke your eyes out.
That floated around a lot about six months back, and for some reason it’s making a comeback.
Unlike David Hasselhoff, who God willing won’t be making one.
You are mean, mean, mean when you are on your meds.
You are on your meds, Jeff? Aren’t you? Jeff?
Jeff? JEFF?
Well. That was… interesting. I think I blew a few synapses.
I always suspected that he could fly. But watching him land on himself? I wasn’t ready for that. I think I’m broken now.
“I can’t stop this feeling
Deep inside of me”
Truer words were never spoken. Or sung.
Now, at long last, I understand the rationale behind the McCain anti-torture bill.
Of course, this makes you an international fugitive from THE PEOPLE’S JUSTICE!!!!!!!
That settles it. There is no God.
Or if there is, God has one fucking sick sense of humor.
I’m having my therapy sessions billed to your home address.
The Germans love like the French love Jerry Lewis. That explains a lot.
Well. Quite a range of opinion in these coments, if by “quite a range” you mean “complete unanimity.” People at other blogs might feel differently. I guess it all depends on Which David Hasselhoff You Are.
T/W: “physical.” Jeff, the fact that you are mentally ill does not give you the right to make me physically ill. I AM OUTRAGED!!!
The Pentagon pays for a lot of stuff they find useful. That sucker was produced for use at Gitmo. I think we have another leak of classified counter-terrorism stuff.
You guys just don’t get it. There is no use trying to explain art to the unwashed.
…I’m going to find you and hurt you for that Jeff…. A Gefilte fish drowning would be too good for you…. VIDEOIST!
But can she fuck like a drinking sailor?
It really makes you appreciate the subtle artistry of Blue Swede. I’m pretty sure no one has ever said that before.
Oh yeah? Then feast your eyes upon this, from the guy who taught Hasselhoff everything he knows.
ALSO SPRACH SHATNER!
Is there any wonder why Europeans love him so much?
By the way, have you guys seen the Dutch group doing “Apache”?
Or the Appalachian State marketing video?
I have alerted the Manolo.
The pain…. the pain…
Whoa…
Flashback.
Damn 70s designer drugs.
Dear God, man.
That was so horrible, it was almost good.
Oh yeah, RS?
I dare you, I double dog dare you!!
[run away! run away!]
Darleen – why? The horror…the horror….
You gotta admit, though, that Nimoy’s had far better production values. Those back-up dancers!
Jeff, I’ll take that as a compliment.
Robert, I’ll just leave that alone.
Always, Lauren. On both counts.
God will punish America for this.
drunk or sober, she still can’t dance.
how become everyone complains about Cole’s blog being infested with leftists, and not about this one being infested with feminists?
aren’t you’all familiar with The Tautology?