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No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.

Labor Day? Says you. More like “How much can I grill in a single afternoon-Day.” And the answer is much. Muchly.

Anyway, I’m breaking in to your regularly scheduled program for a modest bleg. I’m a bit light this month, so if anyone would like to contribute I’d surely appreciate it. Papa needs some holiday liquor and ears of corn.

Thanks to SDN, Di, Blitz, Steven B, Bryce, Roger! If I’m forgetting anyone I will fix that once the PayPal website is up and running for me again. It seems to think it gets Labor Day off, too.

18 Replies to “No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.”

  1. Jeff G. says:

    Thanks Evan C and Bill Q!

  2. Gulermo says:

    “And the answer is much. Muchly.”

    Memo: pronounced “mucho” in yellow lemming speak ;)

    sotto voce: The Paypal button, where’d it go?

  3. cranky-d says:

    Please buy some single-malt. I would recommend a highland scotch, but that’s just my preference.

    I saw some supposedly cask-strength multi-barrel aged scotch in a California liquor store on Friday for an incredibly low price, but I could not read the fine print so I passed. I didn’t want to waste my time on something that was too young. Got some Glenfiddich 12 instead.

    I’m back home in Minneapolis now in any case. With a beer buzz, thanks for asking.

  4. Darleen says:

    Three day weekend and I’m totally knocked out with the first bad cold I’ve had this year.

    Crap.

  5. Jeff G. says:

    Thanks, cranky-d and palaeomerus!

  6. dicentra says:

    I outslept the cat all three days.

    It felt GREAAAAAT!

  7. Darleen says:

    di

    My cats were neck-in-neck with the sleeping … I spent most of the weekend on the couch and each time I woke up they were curled up next to me.

  8. cranky-d says:

    I was at a family reunion in the Sacramento area. They all drive like bats out of hell.

    It was actually a nice event, except for when my older sister started a fight with my other sister at a liquor barn. I put some distance between them and myself and read beer labels.

    I didn’t really sleep well until last night, when I was home again.

  9. bgbear says:

    Sacramento is crazy town on the highways. I once thought it was a capital city thing since the next craziest traffic I recall was Salt Lake City and also around St Paul/Minneapolis.

  10. McGehee says:

    Been meeting with lawyers and investment bankers, and trying but failing to chase down the guy in charge of a life insurance policy that is now payable. Probate court in two states await. At this point I don’t know how much of my pocket lint I get to keep. Enormous thanks to those responsible for preserving the federal estate tax.

  11. palaeomerus says:

    I propose that my Birthday, October 22 be “Right to Work Day.” We build Richard Trumpka effigies out of canned meat and beat them down with huge papier-mâché models of erect goat penises that may or may not have been made in China.

  12. palaeomerus says:

    Then we go buy something at Walmart.

  13. Jeff G. says:

    Thanks William S!

  14. Gulermo says:

    You’re welcome. Are you still searching for movie posters?

  15. palaeomerus says:

    “I stand with Megyn” is not a statement of solidarity so much a confession of one’s affinity for sleazy incompetence in journalism when it’s directed at the ‘right sort’ of target.

  16. palaeomerus says:

    It should be “I stand with anyone who can rid me of this troublesome billionaire even if they have to be Piers Morgan or Chris Matthews to succeed at the hit. I’d happily stand with Larry Flynt, Miley Cyrus nekkid on a wrecking ball, Fidel Castro, Pol Pot, John Wayne Gacy, Cancer, Dememntia, or Satan if they could pull it off. “

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