7 Replies to “A Good Man is Hard to Find”

1. Jeff Goldstein says:

   January 10, 2006 at 6:33 am

   And send me a review copy!

2. Roberta Swipe says:

   January 10, 2006 at 12:41 pm

   Is that the Fred Schoeneman?

   Author of Leggy Porn – a novel?

   He’s on a roll, right. Still, if David Soul can become an advisor to Tony Blair, anything can happen!

   xxx

   Roberta

3. rls says:

   January 10, 2006 at 2:46 pm

   A Good Man is Hard to Find

   Or, as some women have told me, “A Hard Man is Good to Find”

4. Fred Schoeneman says:

   January 10, 2006 at 7:17 pm

   Jefe,

   Gracias, my amigo.  You’ll get the first review copy if it gets published, or perhaps the second.  Well, definitely one of the top 5, considering I ripped you off on some stuff. 

   Also, that second book, the one I’m writing now about the hulldiver with a thing for fat chicks, well, you’ll also get a character named after you in there.

   Thanks for the unsolicited props, though.  Means a lot when I don’t have to pimp myself.  If you weren’t living in Colorado or wherever it is that you live, I’d buy you some coffee, maybe give you a reacharound or something. 
   
   —
   
   Robert,

   Yeah, I spent some time as a Leg, too.  But nobody wants to read that shit.

5. Roberta Swipe says:

   January 10, 2006 at 8:22 pm

   Fred,

   You send me a picture of your legs, and I’ll read ‘em….

   Your bitch – as always,

   xxx

   Roberta

6. Bravo Romeo Delta says:

   January 10, 2006 at 11:50 pm

   Good book – worth the reading.

7. Fred Schoeneman says:

   January 11, 2006 at 12:49 am

   I’m feeling all warm inside.

   f

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