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Holiday wishes from Anna Nicole Smith, redux, 3

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26 Replies to “Holiday wishes from Anna Nicole Smith, redux, 3”

  1. B Moe says:

    FARARARARA………RARARARA……..

  2. Lew Clark says:

    Nnn Ga bledsss ew ebbber wun!

  3. Pablo says:

    And a marechrissis to you too, bish. Anna habbyfuggin noodeer.

  4. Silk says:

    That sums up my thoughts.

    Merry Christmas all.

  5. NukemHill says:

    Chappy Chanukah, Jeff.

  6. apotheosis says:

    And though the rush and hustle and cynical commercialism of the Christmas season may wear on you, it’s important to remember what the holiday is really all about: being awakened at 6:00 in the morning by a six-year-old doing his best Darth Maul impression with his newly-assembled double lightsaber.

    Some things, money just can’t buy.

    Merry Christmas, all.

  7. IWood says:

    Careful he doesn’t get cut in half and tossed down a shaft.  That would suck…it’s my understanding that children aren’t easy to repair.

    Happy Holiday Of Your Choice (.25 ea./5 for $1)

  8. Attila Girl says:

    It frightens me that I can understand annacol’s deyelogmm with so little trouble now.

  9. Muslihoon says:

    I was just thinking Christmas would not be complete without another installation of Annacole’s greetings. Thanks, Jeff!

    Chag chanukah sameach!

    Mo ‘oz tzur y’shu-osi, l’kho no’eh l’shabei-ach

    tikon beis t’fillosi, v’shom todoh n’zabei-ach

    l’eis takhin matbei-ach, mitztzor hamnabei-ach

    oz egmor b’shir mizmor, chanukas hamazbei-ach!

    etc.

  10. Gabriel Malor says:

    I second that, AG. Those first few last year were difficult to work through. Lotta sounding it out loud (while my roommate thinks I’ve lost my mind). Now, I can drop right into Annancole’s slur at the drop of a hat.

  11. Lew Clark says:

    And you don’t learn this kinda stuff at the moonbat sites.  That’s why we’re better than them.  Because of all the neat stuff we learn here!

  12. Merry Christmas, y’all!

    You know why I say that? Because it’s Christmas. Isn’t that obvious?  smirk

  13. Sean M. says:

    Have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, a crazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn and dignified Ramadan.

  14. SteveMG says:

    Thank________ (fill in the blank – hah, don’t you try to bully me Bill O’Reilly) that Jeff is on our side.

    He would just be unbearable t’were not so.

    Damned, just the mere thought of him on the other side gives me the willies.

    Time for more pie to chase away those terrible thoughts.

    Y’know, if Howard Dean just ate more damned pecan pie, he would just become a swell person. I’m sure of it.

    SMG

    [paid for by the National Pecan Growers Association of America]

  15. Have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, a crazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn and dignified Ramadan.

    And now a word from MY god, our sponsors! tongue wink

  16. harrison says:

    Merry Whatever You Like to you nice people.

    I enjoy your company.

    TW: really

  17. Tom M says:

    However you celebrate Faith, and Peace, I wish you all the joy and happiness.

    p.s.

    Gracefully surrender the things of youth:

    The birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan

    And let not the sands of time

    Get in your lunch.

  18. T. Marcell says:

    Thanks for all this year and happy first night of Hanukkah, Jeff.

    It will be years before Satchel realizes the eighth night is known as “sock/t-shirt night”

    ..for now it is happiness.

    enjoy, and have a latke for me!

  19. The Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting site

    has an article entitled “Ahmadinejad congratualtes [sic] Christmas.” It seemed relevant somehow . . .

    http://www.iribnews.ir/Full_en.asp?news_id=204230&n=12

  20. Attila Girl says:

    Latkes with sour cream and applesauce? I’ll be right over!

  21. Kim du Toit says:

    Damn, that Anna Nicole has lovely tatas…

  22. I swear I wouldn’t have looked at her tits until Kim made his comment.

  23. David R. Block says:

    Sure, Robin. Keep telling yourself that.

  24. David, if you thought I was telling myself, you’ve haven’t been married.

  25. Sortelli says:

    But look at the rest of her. I mean, I’m just as likely to get lost in that vista as the next guy, but there’s an awful lot of heaving drunk nastiness surrounding the valley of goodness there.

  26. B Moe says:

    … an awful lot of heaving drunk nastiness…

    You say that like it’s a bad thing.

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