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FARARARARA………RARARARA……..
Nnn Ga bledsss ew ebbber wun!
And a marechrissis to you too, bish. Anna habbyfuggin noodeer.
That sums up my thoughts.
Merry Christmas all.
Chappy Chanukah, Jeff.
And though the rush and hustle and cynical commercialism of the Christmas season may wear on you, it’s important to remember what the holiday is really all about: being awakened at 6:00 in the morning by a six-year-old doing his best Darth Maul impression with his newly-assembled double lightsaber.
Some things, money just can’t buy.
Merry Christmas, all.
Careful he doesn’t get cut in half and tossed down a shaft. That would suck…it’s my understanding that children aren’t easy to repair.
Happy Holiday Of Your Choice (.25 ea./5 for $1)
It frightens me that I can understand annacol’s deyelogmm with so little trouble now.
I was just thinking Christmas would not be complete without another installation of Annacole’s greetings. Thanks, Jeff!
Chag chanukah sameach!
Mo ‘oz tzur y’shu-osi, l’kho no’eh l’shabei-ach
tikon beis t’fillosi, v’shom todoh n’zabei-ach
l’eis takhin matbei-ach, mitztzor hamnabei-ach
oz egmor b’shir mizmor, chanukas hamazbei-ach!
etc.
I second that, AG. Those first few last year were difficult to work through. Lotta sounding it out loud (while my roommate thinks I’ve lost my mind). Now, I can drop right into Annancole’s slur at the drop of a hat.
And you don’t learn this kinda stuff at the moonbat sites. That’s why we’re better than them. Because of all the neat stuff we learn here!
Merry Christmas, y’all!
You know why I say that? Because it’s Christmas. Isn’t that obvious?
Have a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, a crazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn and dignified Ramadan.
Thank________ (fill in the blank – hah, don’t you try to bully me Bill O’Reilly) that Jeff is on our side.
He would just be unbearable t’were not so.
Damned, just the mere thought of him on the other side gives me the willies.
Time for more pie to chase away those terrible thoughts.
Y’know, if Howard Dean just ate more damned pecan pie, he would just become a swell person. I’m sure of it.
SMG
[paid for by the National Pecan Growers Association of America]
And now a word from MY god, our sponsors!
Merry Whatever You Like to you nice people.
I enjoy your company.
TW: really
However you celebrate Faith, and Peace, I wish you all the joy and happiness.
p.s.
Thanks for all this year and happy first night of Hanukkah, Jeff.
It will be years before Satchel realizes the eighth night is known as “sock/t-shirt night”
..for now it is happiness.
enjoy, and have a latke for me!
The Islamic Republic of Iran Broadcasting site
has an article entitled “Ahmadinejad congratualtes [sic] Christmas.” It seemed relevant somehow . . .
http://www.iribnews.ir/Full_en.asp?news_id=204230&n=12
Latkes with sour cream and applesauce? I’ll be right over!
Damn, that Anna Nicole has lovely tatas…
I swear I wouldn’t have looked at her tits until Kim made his comment.
Sure, Robin. Keep telling yourself that.
David, if you thought I was telling myself, you’ve haven’t been married.
But look at the rest of her. I mean, I’m just as likely to get lost in that vista as the next guy, but there’s an awful lot of heaving drunk nastiness surrounding the valley of goodness there.
You say that like it’s a bad thing.