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Just because

Um…

Ummm

So there’s that.

46 Replies to “Just because”

  1. DarthLevin says:

    Countdown to hurl…

    5… 4… 3…

  2. geoffb says:

    Obviously this is offensive to their constitutionally protected “Right to Dignity” and Justice Kennedy will get right to denouncing this flagrant violation of these “ladies” rights. Shame, shame, shame.

  3. Jeff G. says:

    What about my rights not to be confronted by their drunken fugliness? I’m OFFENDED!

  4. DarthLevin says:

    I’d have to be at Beer Goggles Level 23 to even think about hitting that.

  5. Shermlaw says:

    I went to Mizzou. We had decent looking drunk chicks when I was there in the late ’70s and ’80s. These, ahem, “babes” probably are at Wellesley.

  6. Shermlaw says:

    BTW, somewhere, that chick on the left is now realizing that the internet is forever.

  7. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Where the hell did you find that?

  8. geoffb says:

    And therein lies the legal more-ass that the “Right to Dignity” is funneling our entire system into. The perfect progressive storm since “dignity’s conceptions and functions are dynamic and context-driven” and thus some’s dignity will be more equal than others. Your’s, and mine too, are on the much lesser end.

  9. geoffb says:

    [S]omewhere, that chick on the left is now realizing that the internet is forever

    2030 – “Mom is that you?”

  10. Shermlaw says:

    Because every picture needs a soundtrack.

    You’re welcome.

  11. Shermlaw says:

    I didn’t choose this.

    You’re welcome for that, too.

  12. geoffb says:

    I’d thought this would be brought up, for the irony.

  13. Shermlaw says:

    Geoffb, what’s disturbing is that girl on the left reminds me of an alcoholic great aunt who insists on pushing her lower dentures out at the dinner table during Thanksgiving just to scare the kids.

    More Scotch!

  14. sdferr says:

    Looks like a powerful argument that the hedonic principle on the one hand and the abiding human good on the other aren’t even cousins, let alone nearer relations by marriage.

  15. I’m not familiar with the kind of thing I’m seeing. It’s hard to tell if they’re having fun.

  16. geoffb says:

    And if they were better looking? Then

  17. deddy kennedy says:

    Sw*hic*

  18. bgbear says:

    This is why I drink alone and prefer to be by myself.

  19. Jeff G. says:

    The poor dear on the left looks like her mouth just finished giving birth to a casaba melon.

  20. sdferr says:

    Indeed. I’d recommend watching the French movie Nenette (2010) for an interesting portrayal of the development of prehensile muzzles in the great apes.

  21. Physics Geek says:

    So, these are from the 9th circle of Hell, right?

  22. McGehee says:

    This photo was taken in 2008 right after it was announced that Hillary Clinton had no chance of winning the Democratic presidential nomination.

    One nanosecond later every head in the room had exploded.

  23. palaeomerus says:

    Is this the 100 word story photo come early?

  24. palaeomerus says:

    Gotta keep it straight, pee in the bushes, throw up in his car, not the other way around like last time…

  25. palaeomerus says:

    Stop with your room-spins shaming!

  26. palaeomerus says:

    Just to be clear, this party violates the Logan Act and whatever Act might be standing behind it as well.

  27. palaeomerus says:

    That picture reminds me of this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTNXQH8SEMo

  28. Mike LaRoche says:

    As the great Mickey Gilley said, the girls all get prettier at closing time.

  29. geoffb says:

    So was this shot from the “You too can be the next SoS” reality show tryouts?

  30. Kim Priestap says:

    Oh my god, that’s both horrible and hilarious. But I have to ask, why do people compromise themselves in this way?

  31. geoffb says:

    I don’t know either, booze, drugs or just teh-crazy, it’s quite sad what happens to some people.

  32. Danger says:

    Hey, don’t make Georgetown have to step in and edit that picture, Mr!

  33. You know, if I had seen that picture back, say, twenty or thirty years ago, I would have assumed it was shot in a blue collar neighborhood at the Elks or VFW Fish Fry, but now I would probably say it was taken last Friday Night at the bar all the young professionals go to.

    The Times They Have Been A-Cha-aaa-ngin’…

  34. All I can think of is how loud they will be talking once the music stops.

  35. John Bradley says:

    If the Village People have taught us anything, it’s that you “Can’t Stop the Music”.

    Their still-relevant multi-decade musical career, featuring hit after hit, is ample evidence of that.

  36. LBascom says:

    I get it. That picture is a metaphor for America today.

    The three branches of government perhaps. Or maybe the three pillars of society, god, country, family. The state of our economy, military, and foreign affairs? How about if the one on the left represents the American voter, and the other two are Rep and Dem.

    Pretty fucking deep, dude…

  37. LBascom says:

    I so get symbolism…

  38. newrouter says:

    don’t bogart that joint my friend…

  39. LBascom says:

    Buy your own leach.

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