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new rimless glasses: “Okay, now you’re just acting needy.”
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maybe your eyesight isn’t as bad as mine, but, i’m very needy. you’d think your glasses would understand.
It’s Britney Spears and Jason Allen Alexander all over again.
Only this time, I am not going to be there to pick up the pieces!!!
Picture already.
Man, that WAS your glasses in the alley. You’ve been living a lie.
T/W you must be going through “hell”
Maybe you and your glasses need to see other people.
Sometimes I just slay myself.
TW: wall. Are we hitting one?
Well, I suspect there will be no separation, so you two will have to learn to live together. The glasses were made for you and they know it.
Doesn’t another blogger live nearby? Can’t someone play paparazzi for a day and get us a pic?
Jeff’s too stubborn to do it: he’s gone into “traditional male mode,” so we can’t wait for him to do the right thing.
Dude, know what you’re probably thinkin. But pullin out the old set of Elvis Costello’s to get the green-eyed jealousy angle goin probably isn’t your best move right now.
THAT little voice would be the Diet Coke talkin. And Diet Coke has always been such a manipulative little …well, you know.
What about Diet Coke? Go ahead say it… RACIST. Why do you think its in a white can. HOMOPHOBE!
The Buddy Hollys.. those frames RAWK! And they know more then just Peggy Sue. Costello? Hah! Alison, he has to “Pump it up” (we know what that means), Veronica (likes the older ladies huh?), and What’s so Funny ‘bout Peace, Love, and Understanding….
You might want to mention that the “old glasses” are still hanging around, in a drawer some place, and are more than willing to fill the bill.
sw: green – A little jealously may go a long way.
*sigh* There are none so blind as they whose bitch glasses will not let them see…
I get cold chills every time I read these things. It’s like you’re writing the transcript of my life.
By the by, if my experience is illustrative, this won’t end well. I hope you did indeed, enjoy the moment, as previously suggested by your…umm, friend.
I hope you at least made the little tramplet wear those little rubber cushion things on the end of her nose props. I’d hate to be scraping bloody boogers for the rest of my life over a couple of weeks of…….whatever this shit is you two have got goin’ on.
I mean c’mon, Jeff – I DON’T INTEND TO BE IGNORED!
I’m thinking Fatal Attraction!
OPTOGYNIST!