me: “Question: Is the fact that you have a zipper whose placement quite pointedly corresponds with the placement of the male genitals—rather than, say, a flap that is more propitiously and unisexually situated—suggestive of a prevailing cultural ethos that remains, at its core, hostile to the elevation of women to equal status?”
Levi’s:
Levi’s: “What the fuck is wrong with you?”
I dare you to ask your button-flys the same question. They’ll kick your ass for wasting their time with such frivolousness.
Are you an EMBLEM OF THE PATRIARCHY, PANTS?
Feminism is so 1970’s.
Actually I’ve found that Wranglers have more room for the aforementioned “male genitals”. I don’t actually know how the fuck that fits into the whole “feminist/anti-feminist” meme.
More silliness from the loony left, I suppose. It would be funny if they weren’t so militant about things like Christmas displays.
BUTTONPHOBE!
BECAUSE OF THE ZIPPERARCHY!
I believe the Scots were on to something along these lines. Except in winter.
Which explains the drinking this time of year.
BECAUSE OF THE PEAT!!!
Teehee. You said “elevation.”
Obviously lost on you is the possible dangers of having a zipper so close to the family jewels. It’s as if Andrea Dworkin were reaching out to each and every one of you repressive penis owners.
Levi’s: URINATIONIST!
And, ack – I’m not obsessed anymore. Not since maggie did that picture.
Who wears pants anymore? That is soooo 2nd millenium.
MILLENIALIST!!!!
Maybe they were on to something with the title “Sticky Fingers”
Okay, I’ve lost track. Which of you are real trolls, and which of you are fake trolls?
I’m so confused.
AUTHENTICIST!
SILICON TROLLPHOBE!!!
Having said that–Motely Crue lead guitarist <a href=”http://www.metalexpressradio.com/images/covers/Motley Crue Mick Mars 250.jpg” target=”_blank”>Mick Mars</a> is the real-deal troll for the new millenium.
And chicks STILL dig him. There is hope for all of us.
Sorry Jeff, I’m in agreement with the Levis in this case.
Levi’s: And could you please stop wiping your grubby mitts on me? Slob.
SB: quite
authentic
The feminists won man, let it go!
Oh I’m so glad you find the masculinormative oppression inherent in the design of jeans so funny. Of course, you rethuglickans probably think dungarees are made of actual dung! You’ll believe anything to continue the disgusting hegemony of the pantriarchy, forcing women to snake into jeans three sizes too small–HOW MANY WOMEN MUST BE CHAFED FOR YOUR SICK AMUSEMENT, DOLCE & GABBANA??
BUTTONS FLIED, PEOPLE DIED!
More on this PROPITIOUS SEX-FLAP, please.
Nuh uh. They’re made of dung and rees.
So, like…. you’re unzipping your Levis at work and calling it a Christmas display?
clever
It’s not just his nose that glows.
WE GOT A BLEEDER HERE!!!!
I was going to call Levi’s with a Bareback Mountain movie promo idea……Levi’s with a zipper on the front and back!
Hey – there’s a Party In My Pants…and EVERYONE’S COMING!
Franks and beans!!
There’s a Monster in my pants
And he wiggles when I dance…
I’m too sexy for your pants.
Tyhe DOD is eliminating flys on uniforms to discourage the disciminatory practice of stand-up urination. Estimated savings on zippers alone is $5,245,000/year.
I get the sense that most of you are not taking this seriously. At.ALL!
Google navy urinal. That is really serious.
Wattsa matter? Did your glasses stop talking to you?
It is all that vast Right Wing Conspiracy Dibold Haliburten Bushlied.