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A haiku that, for no reason whatsoever, imagines Abe Lincoln as a particularly loyal Sulpher-crested Cockatoo (Cacatua galerita)

Robert Blake was framed!

Robert Blake was framed!  Long live

Tony Baretta!

17 Replies to “A haiku that, for no reason whatsoever, imagines Abe Lincoln as a particularly loyal Sulpher-crested Cockatoo (Cacatua galerita)”

  1. Tman says:

    Easy there big fella, I know you’re just upset about Tookie.

    You want some of this organic birdseed? Of course you do, come on over here.

  2. Jay says:

    Wait.  Are you implying that Robert Blake killed Abraham Lincoln? 

    I’m lost.

  3. IWood says:

    And the ejaculation is…where, exactley?

  4. IWood says:

    Never mind.  It’s in the extra “e.”

  5. docob says:

    Good ol’ Fred! Loyal to the end.

  6. And dat’s the name’ a dat tune.

    TW:  hell.  Figures.

    TV (Harry)

  7. McGehee says:

    Good ol’ Fred! Loyal to the end.

    Sure, to Baretta’s face—but who do you think fingered him to the cops?

    [bleep]ing stoolpi—er, stoolcockatoo.

    (Jeff, did you write this just for another excuse to make me write “cock”?)

  8. Tom M says:

    Don’t go to bed wif’ no price on yo’ head. Don’t do it.

    ‘Course Sammy could only keep one eye on the sparrow.

    And is the next line really “When the going gets narrow”? Man, that’s bad.

  9. wishbone says:

    There was another bird on Baretta–the immortal Michael D. Roberts as Rooster.

    Now that pimp had style.

  10. You can take dat to da bank.

  11. mojo says:

    Rooster? Pfaugh.

    The TV pimpmeister is HUGGY BEAR!

    SB: more

  12. Jay says:

    Please.  Could we just have one thread that doesn’t degenerate into a comparison of 70s TV pimps?

    Is that too much to ask?

  13. wishbone says:

    PIMPIST!!!

  14. Jerry Brown, the old joke went, saw the White House as a stepping stone to the papacy.

    D’ya suppose Bill Clinton saw it as a stepping stone to the pimpacy?

    TW: “plan”—Yep, ol’ Bill had himself a plan.

  15. Sean M. says:

    Don’t hate the playaz, Jay.  Hate the game.

  16. Vladimir says:

    I thought Clinton wanted to be Sonny Rollins.

  17. Chrees says:

    a reservoir breach

    when will we hear kanye say

    george bush hates rednecks?

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