Robert Blake was framed! Robert Blake was framed! Long live Tony Baretta!
Easy there big fella, I know you’re just upset about Tookie.
You want some of this organic birdseed? Of course you do, come on over here.
Wait. Are you implying that Robert Blake killed Abraham Lincoln?
I’m lost.
And the ejaculation is…where, exactley?
Never mind. It’s in the extra “e.”
Good ol’ Fred! Loyal to the end.
And dat’s the name’ a dat tune.
TW: hell. Figures.
TV (Harry)
Good ol’ Fred! Loyal to the end.
Sure, to Baretta’s face—but who do you think fingered him to the cops?
[bleep]ing stoolpi—er, stoolcockatoo.
(Jeff, did you write this just for another excuse to make me write “cock”?)
Don’t go to bed wif’ no price on yo’ head. Don’t do it.
‘Course Sammy could only keep one eye on the sparrow. And is the next line really “When the going gets narrow”? Man, that’s bad.
There was another bird on Baretta–the immortal Michael D. Roberts as Rooster.
Now that pimp had style.
You can take dat to da bank.
Rooster? Pfaugh.
The TV pimpmeister is HUGGY BEAR!
SB: more
Please. Could we just have one thread that doesn’t degenerate into a comparison of 70s TV pimps?
Is that too much to ask?
PIMPIST!!!
Jerry Brown, the old joke went, saw the White House as a stepping stone to the papacy.
D’ya suppose Bill Clinton saw it as a stepping stone to the pimpacy?
TW: “plan”—Yep, ol’ Bill had himself a plan.
Don’t hate the playaz, Jay. Hate the game.
I thought Clinton wanted to be Sonny Rollins.
a reservoir breach when will we hear kanye say george bush hates rednecks?
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Easy there big fella, I know you’re just upset about Tookie.
You want some of this organic birdseed? Of course you do, come on over here.
Wait. Are you implying that Robert Blake killed Abraham Lincoln?
I’m lost.
And the ejaculation is…where, exactley?
Never mind. It’s in the extra “e.”
Good ol’ Fred! Loyal to the end.
And dat’s the name’ a dat tune.
TW: hell. Figures.
TV (Harry)
Sure, to Baretta’s face—but who do you think fingered him to the cops?
[bleep]ing stoolpi—er, stoolcockatoo.
(Jeff, did you write this just for another excuse to make me write “cock”?)
Don’t go to bed wif’ no price on yo’ head. Don’t do it.
‘Course Sammy could only keep one eye on the sparrow.
And is the next line really “When the going gets narrow”? Man, that’s bad.
There was another bird on Baretta–the immortal Michael D. Roberts as Rooster.
Now that pimp had style.
You can take dat to da bank.
Rooster? Pfaugh.
The TV pimpmeister is HUGGY BEAR!
SB: more
Please. Could we just have one thread that doesn’t degenerate into a comparison of 70s TV pimps?
Is that too much to ask?
PIMPIST!!!
Jerry Brown, the old joke went, saw the White House as a stepping stone to the papacy.
D’ya suppose Bill Clinton saw it as a stepping stone to the pimpacy?
TW: “plan”—Yep, ol’ Bill had himself a plan.
Don’t hate the playaz, Jay. Hate the game.
I thought Clinton wanted to be Sonny Rollins.
a reservoir breach
when will we hear kanye say
george bush hates rednecks?