Me: “No offense? But the whole affectation is getting a little stale, I think.”
Tucker Carlson’s bowtie: “Feh. Tell me something I don’t know, pal.”
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Probably wouldn’t be a bad idea to have this be the LAST brief conversation you have with Tucker Carlson’s bowtie. You’ve kinda got a rep to protect, you know.
Tucker Carlson’s bowtie: “I told the little fop he oughta grow him a big mustache like Bolton, but the best he could do was a prissy little Inspector Clouseau lip-ferret.
Don’t you imagine that Tucker got the living shit beaten out of him on the school bus every evening as a kid?
Don’t drown your sorrows over the glasses in the sweet musky fragrance of Tucker’s tie.
It will only lead to more heartbreak.
I really shouldn’t tell you this, but…those rimless glasses Carlson has been wearing lately? Well…
McGehee – Ha! We mustachioed ones must defend our rides!
BECAUSE OF THE EFFEMINACY!
It’s not easy to trace blame and/or causality for some things…
But in this case, at what point in the 7th grade do you think Carlson decided to physically imitate George Will?
And how creepy is that?
I hadn’t smiled much today…that is until I read wishbone’s comment. Thanks for that!
I must say, Jeff is gathering quite a little conversation group – pants, ‘staches, apples, a bow tie…what next?
What I wanna know is, does he tie the thing himself, or is it a strap-on?
You mean “clip-on”, I thing, Jim.
Strap-on is a whole different thing…
SB: perhaps
Clip-ons are usually regular ties with some sort of Windsor knot variety, I believe.
Besides, I thought “strap-on” might add to the number of prurient searches by which new people could find Protein Wisdom. Make it “Tucker Carlson’s strap-on” and you never know who might turn up…
…is that Helen Thomas over there by the buffet table?