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“It’s good to be the King vice jester” [Darleen Click]

25 Replies to ““It’s good to be the King vice jester” [Darleen Click]”

  1. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Really? And she didn’t slap him? I thought it was just a creepy shoulder massage.

    Also known as “grooming.”

  2. Darleen says:

    Ernst

    her HUSBAND was standing right there and he didn’t turn around and deck him?

    WTF, does leftism really turn men into geldings?

  3. sdferr says:

    . . . and he didn’t turn around and deck him?

    yeah but he’s only the Secretary of Defen– — — oh, wait.

  4. guinspen says:

    Maybe they’re a ménage à twats.

  5. Maybe she’s kinky and is turned on by Old Geezer Breath?

  6. cranky-d says:

    WTF, does leftism really turn men into geldings?

    I think it might be more like men turn themselves into geldings, and are naturally drawn to the left. After all, leftist philosophy demands that you don’t defend yourself or anyone else from predators, and geldings would agree that’s good policy.

  7. McGehee says:

    I’m your creepy Uncle Choo-Choo
    Just hold still and let me lick you
    While I fiddle about
    Fiddle about
    Fiddle about

  8. Darleen says:

    Bravo McGehee! That should be Biden’s theme song!

    http://youtu.be/mWninrHtLbw

  9. happyfeet says:

    This was many years ago but i remember it like yesterday.

    It was early March and I was walking out to the fields to do a bit of mending on a patch of fence hit hard by the ferociousness of winter. Wasn’t really paying much attention as I walked along the path by the river, mostly just thinking about how there’s all these different ways you can make stew and how they’re all usually pretty tasty the trick is to cook them low and slow. I must’ve lost me footing somehow.

    I plunged into the icy waters.

    Plunged into darkness eternal.

    Felt the frigid fingers of death scrabbling at my soul.

    But when i opened my eyes I was lying on the bank looking up into the very concerned, impossibly kind eyes of Mr. Joe Biden.

    He’d jumped into the river and pulled me out – he’d saved my life, Joe Biden had, with not a thought at all for his own safety.

    So when you talk about Joe Biden, you talk about him with respect.

    For he’s a good man, Joe Biden is.

  10. guinspen says:

    “Kiss of life,” indeed.

    I’m Joe B Fly Me

  11. bgbear says:

    and then you rode in Joe’s helicopter and took a hit from RPGs correct?

  12. happyfeet says:

    no that’s crazy

  13. eCurmudgeon says:

    her HUSBAND was standing right there and he didn’t turn around and deck him?

    If he didn’t want to sport a bullet hole from the security detail, no.

  14. bgbear says:

    give it time, false memories need time to develop.

  15. dicentra says:

    Some public event with the cameras on, wasn’t it?

    Joe knew people would have to make a scene to stop him, and Making A Scene is Not Done.

    Filthy predator.

    leftist philosophy demands that you don’t defend yourself or anyone else from predators

    Leftist philosophy demands that geldings be the ranchers that herd the rest of the cattle. Predators go after the cattle, not the ranchers, so ranchers lie to the cattle about the wolves crouching just around the bluff.

  16. Pablo says:

    And this is our new Secretary of Defense. Lovely.

  17. Squid says:

    I doubt any of us would be surprised if Uncle Choo Choo were to show up at his next press conference sporting a number of “exercise-related injuries,” a la Dingy Harry (whom I’m led to believe is a bit of a pederast himself).

  18. palaeomerus says:

    I’m working on a custom t-shirt made with a Wyatt Earp-ish cartoon mustached cowboy guy saying

    “Either put me in the ground or get off my lawn.”

  19. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Given that it happened while the SecDef was standing at the podium, I’m not going to fault him for not reacting at the moment.

    I will fault him for not announcing his intention to resign absent a public apology from the Veep.

    On a larger note, this is yet another demonstration of how detached Obama is from the ordinary performance of his office. Biden is such an embarrassment that he ought to locked away in the Naval Observatory for the remainder of this administration.

    Seriously. You can’t trust the guy to not cause an international incident by hitting on the widow at the next state funeral he’s jetted off to.

  20. kilo6 says:

    I say they drilled too deep when they did his hair plugs

  21. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Too deep, or not deep enough?

  22. LBascom says:

    Geez, don’t be such squares.

    They’re probably a pack of swingers. Biden was just telling her he was looking forward to seeing her at tonight’s orgy. Or reminiscing about last night’s. You know how proggs are…

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