John Kerry goes to Paris to apologize; James Taylor tags along to confront Islamism with a song …
Under fire for being a no-show at the Paris March Against Terrorism, the Obama administration sent Secretary of State John Kerry to Paris today to give a “big hug” to the French.
In addition to expressing solidarity with the French people, Secretary Kerry brought singer James Taylor to play his 1970s hit song “You’ve Got A Friend” for the French.
… where the hell is Bluto when we need him?
Well, of course, Truman preceded his ultimatum to Japan in 1945 with a set from the Andrews sisters, so there’s a precedent for “musical diplomacy.”
And now, if you excuse me, I’m going to go set myself on fire.
James Taylor? I am reminded of a Gallagher routine: “‘I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain.’ I’m telling you, this guy’s been around!”
We now need Jerry Lewis to host a telethon for all the Onion writers who will never work again…
That old racist? whuffor?
Parody is a dead as a Norwegian blue parrot.
It’s not dead – it’s just resting!
Beautiful plumage…
Smart diplomacy in action. We can tell that it’s smart, because they told us that they wouldn’t do stupid shit. So, even though this looks like some pretty stupid shit, it isn’t, by definition. QED, and some other Latin words, for good measure.
Jeez, that Sarah Palin sure is stupid. Amirite?
I could have been worse. Kerry could have taken Randy Newman along.
Thank god he just wanted some romantic music, hell it could have been Yoko Ono to commemorate Obama breaking up the West’s band.
The Stupid, it burns, eh, Shermlaw?
*sigh* more SMART POWER!11!1!
[…] A final comment from Shermlaw: […]
SMART POWER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1FLZPFI3jc
Imagine my surprise to find that Kerry-Taylor fit perfectly.
Give peas a chance.
The DiploMad has a post up that is both timely and timeless.
Sorry, but no matter how hard I try I just can’t victualize whirled peas.
with Hollande, “Short People” might be a better choice.
OK, Francois is as tall as me but, next Lurch. . .
Oh hell, McGehee, I’m ready to hurl pees! [at Kerry and Sweet Booby James].
You know Carol King would have been there too but she was singing to the Obamas something about “You’ve got a Friend.”
These are not terrorists, no really, I’m serious, these are the moderate, just-some-guys, in the Muslim neighborhood.
That is why, “You bet I fear Islam. It is the first step to rational thought about Islam” is so correct. It’s not that the extremists are so extreme but that the average everyday Muslim of the world is so close to them in word and deed.
the whore president of failmerica and his whore wife are right there with them
so what does that make us
And in moderate Pakistan…
*Islami Jamiat Talaba’s purpose is “To build the lives of human beings on the exact parameters of Allah’s orders and teachings of Muhammad to seek absolute obedience of Allah”
The pre-printed signs show the work of a trained, community organized, group.
Probably doesn’t make too much difference what with Obama as President there is likely very little that has not been “shared.”
i just hate that, how obama keeps kicking failshit america in the nuts and america just sits there like a foodstamper momo child what just saw a tasty bug crawl across the top of the xbox
Yeah, Obamas fundamental transformation was basically making America into a Jackass movie.
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better choice from Randy Newman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iiv-6fMKyY
What George knew and now the Frenchies know.