Headline: About 100 brains missing from University of Texas
All from the Admin Building, I assume?
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Not administration. It was the Gender Studies department. Which explains Amanda Marcotte.
Universities are like a roach motel these days. Brains check in but they don’t check out.
Lets give McGehee a hand, folks!
cranky & McGehee, I think you are making a big assumption that those checking into the UT have brains to begin with. Well, maybe they have roach brains, and that would explain a lot.
If they don’t have brains when they arrive, what do the faculty eat?
Souls, McGehee, Souls.
To which I offer the epador riposte.
Mehitabel could not be reached for comment.
**** “We think somebody may have taken the brains, but we don’t know at all for sure,” psychology Professor Tim Schallert, co-curator of the collection, told the Austin American-Statesman. ****
Taken, eaten.
Tomato, tom*urrrrrp*
it is
an
puzzlement
If brains at UT are missing, then obviously a rogue band of zombies from off-campus took them.
There’s no one ON campus with the faintest interest in brains.
<Bob Hope>You mean like Democrats?</Bob Hope>
ba-DUM tchz
Not from Gender Studies.
They would have had to have brains there in the first place.
Are they in unused condition?
Did I hear that one of them belonged to Charles Whitman? That is weird.
McGehee: Are you saying the cat got your tongue, or did you mean to say archy couldn’t figure out how to tweet on a cell phone?
It was something about having the soul of a roach.
Ahh. Well the thlot pickens. Now they say the brains were destroyed in 2002. What is said but I suspect is true that the workers responsible for this now work for IRS IT department.
Missing from #UTAustin, to distinguish from the shrunken brains stumbling about #UTKnoxville. Any of those missing could easily be found in the microbiology lab.
Good one, di. On that note, and perhaps a clue, newly-minted Austin resident Iowahawk tweets in regards to “assembling a zombie army”:
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/540141477137887232