[warning: graphic sexual content]
A house divided
against itself cannot—whoa.
I think I just came…
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Where’s the jump? I don’t come here to read porn.
Often.
PAJAMAS MEDIA DOES NOT OWN THIS FILTHY PORN PEDDLER!
I don’t know why that is so damn funny . . . but it is.
Aw, now you’re gonna have Lair all over you about insensitive Lincoln jokes…
SB: turned
SLOWLY I turned, step by step…
You are a filthy smut peddling goddamn motherfu… Oops. I just came, too. Anybody got a cigarette?
And a towel.
Much better. Abe Lincoln and sex provokes worse imagery than seeing my parents doing it.
Either Mary Todd shoots up… or the bitch don’t walk out of here.
(paraphrased, I was pretty smacked out myself when I saw Rush)
That is so wrong on so many levels.
heehee
Yeah. But it feels so—whoa.
I think I just came.
Okay, on the upside that made me laugh. On the downside, it made me think about Lincoln in a sexual way, and that is something I simply do not–whoa.
I think I just came.
T/W: “himself.” Res ipsa loquitur.
Rates an 11 out of a possible 10.
Another first from reading PW – adding Lincoln Crank to my vocabulary. . .
I’m sorry. Every time I re-read this I giggle.
There’s something very very wrong with me.
Brilliant, and better than “Naked Lunch.”
Well, my brave boys, you can prepare a stretcher for me! I will never- *splurt*
“There’s something very very wrong with me.”
On so many lev…whoa
excuse me…
“Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the skag?”
There’s something very very wrong with me.
That much is certain.
Yikes
What kind of person is going to want to read this sort of thing? Some kind of insidery “joke” over Abraham Lincoln talking about drugs and orgasms? Is that really funny? Because I sure don’t get it. Why would you put this up where people will read it? Is this really the sort of first impression PJM is trying to make, because if it is I don’t think you’re going to be very successful going that route. Who are you trying to attract with this sort of content?
No, I don’t approve of this post at all.
You should hear the Audible Protein Wisdom version.
Let’s just say it’s edgier.
But is it Sarah Silverman edgy?
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[clicks first link]
“New Jew Review”? I think I used to watch that when I was a kid.
Me too. My favorite episode: “Henrietta Hippo goes to a sale at Hechts.”
This is insane—why the hell does that so crack me up? I am a well-educated grandmother for god’s sake.
Pervert.
Don’t call Mona a pervert.
I’m the only one who’s gonna get the Hecht’s reference, Jeff.
Yeah. Sometimes I write ‘em just in case the jackasses I went to high school with are googling me.
I got it, too.
They will all be Macy’s soon.
Loved it! Jeff Goldstein gives me daily reassurance that there is at least one other person in this world far more twisted and insane than I am. The depraved bit he’ll still have to work on.
TW: friends (awwww…)
Arrrggghhh! Now I’ve got this Lyle Lovett/Lenny Bruce/Chris Farley hybrid running through my brain shooting up and, er, ejaculating.
I fear sleep tonight.
Dammit, Jeff,
The mental image of Abe Lincoln using smack and having an orgasm doesn’t bother me (for some reason) but the whoa I picture being voiced by Keanu Reeves and that just skeeves me out.
I will now shower with drano and a brillo pad.
I always saw Abe as more a crack cocaine kinda dood. …I can sense the audible sighs of relief as I tell you this: Attila Girl and I will be disappearing somewhere without PC access for the next month. Yes, at last Reality TV fame beckons for us both!
And don’t say we don’t deserve it!!!!
See you in a month or so,
xxx
Roberta
Now we know where the Protein in “Protein Wisdom”…ummm… comes from.
Mike, was he singing “Baby, baby, baby you’re outta fuckin’ time” with a horrifically pockmarked face???
They’re the worst kind of flashbacks, aren’t they?
(…thinks: Terri Garr, Terri Garr, Terri Garr…)
xxx
The Agressively Unfunny Roberta Swipe (Mrs.)
…no, I’m thinking of Chris Farlowe…..or was it Farley Grainger?….No, dang it – it was FARLEY’S RUSK!!! At last, we’re back on subject!!!
(“er hem”: ed. reluctant to point out that this is in fact for once a non-cereal-related thread….)
xxx
Roberta 4 Attila Girl