oatmeal: “Let me put it to you this way: whoever it was who pieced that Frankenberry cat together? Hooked him up big time.”
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Cereal envy?
REANIMATED CORPSE-COCK OF LIES!!!
Heh.
I’m really only here to wash myself of whatver _____ in a Time of _____ handle I’m wearing from the last thread.
I want to be me!
You are not kidding about Frankenberry. Why do you think Swiss Miss now has a Family Size box?
Ouch. That’s deep.
If he’s anything like my first boyfriend, “ouch” is correct.
Yeah… but that Count Chocula guy… I understand he likes the little boys. He ended up driving Boo Berry into some serious regression therapy and now is under investigation. Or so I’ve heard. Macaulay Culkin too.
First the Cream of Wheat Guy gets accused of child molestation, and now you guys are going after Count Chocula. I see a pattern here.
RACISTS!
Oops. That was me.
You’re still a buncha racists.
It’s Jeff’s world, we just make obnoxious puns in it.
So thanks Jeff. You good people.
If it ain’t apples&cinnamon, I don’t wanna know…..
Why am I still up at this hour reading about Nympho cereal? God, I need to get a life!
tw: head. Maybe I’ll get a little head instead.
You guys may want to reserve judgment on the Good Count for after further research.
I’m just glad we’ve recognized the homophobia of referring to anyone as “Fruity Pebbles.”
Cheerio.
Big, pink and dead. The way I like ‘em.
Crap, I’ve said too much.
Well, my first boyfriend made the earth move. Went nowhere, though…later it turned out he was gay.
unbroken link
And yo – Count Chocula?
Off da HOOK, baby.
Are you paraphrasing again, Jeff?
I need to see a <i>transcript</i> of the oatmeal’s remark!
Thanks. Now I get to spend my early afternoon cleaning up the coffee I sprayed on the keyboard
TW: girls
How do you do that?
No, Attila Girl, that ain’t good enough, I need to see the evidence on Frankenberry himself…
SW Miss, you know who else is gay? Toucan Sam and of course, Quisp (he’s the one that “turned” Quake)
Frankenberry cat?
Little beggar was messing in my yard. Ran over him with the truck four times, threw his body in the ditch. End of story.
“He vould haf an enormous schwanzstücker!”—Teri Garr
SW Miss, you know who else is gay? Toucan Sam and of course, Quisp (he’s the one that “turned†Quake)
Yeah but that bastard bird did not have to go around being called “Magically Delicous” like that devilsh Luck Charms Lepricaun. Bastard…..
Anyone feel like they’ve been to one of those parties from their 20s? Like, everyone got a little sleep and now it’s the next day. The place is trashed. And people are gobbling up the leftover pizza, taking a few aspirin, and heading home. Except for those die-hards in the corner who’ve just turned on the TV.
Attila Girl,
So, when were you at the U of IL rugby team’s house? You have described it quite accurately.