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My first brief conversation with the Urban Dictionary

Me: “So, help me out here. How does one go about ‘getting jiggy with it’?”

Urban Dictionary: “Beg your pardon?”

Me: “‘Getting jiggy with it.’ How does one go about doing that?  I mean, do I need special clothes, or…?”

Urban Dictionary: “Still kicking yourself for missing that ‘regulate’ reference, are you –?”

Me: “– DON’T GO MESSIN’ WITH MY DUCKETS, HOMEY, OR G-MONEY’S GONNA BRING THE CHUNKUMS!”*

56 Replies to “My first brief conversation with the Urban Dictionary”

  1. Man, you are such a geezer.

  2. alppuccino says:

    Famous Jewish rappers for $200 please.

  3. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Up’n’up.  You and me.  Bitches.

  4. Lew Clark says:

    Actually this makes me feel better.  I don’t mind not having a clue what Jeff is talking about here.  It’s when he gets going in English, my supposed native language, and I don’t have a clue what he’s saying, that I feel so inadequate.

  5. Sigivald says:

    That’s Ducat, god damn it.

    No matter how urban illiterates think it should be spelled.

  6. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Speak to the Bible, esse.

  7. alppuccino says:

    Uh…….

    Dude, I’m half-German, 1/4 Scottish and 1/4 Irish and 0/0 Jewish and I didn’t really think it through by using the word “Jewish” in my comment.  Being an “outsider” I’m afraid I may have crossed the line.  As an apology, I offer this:

    Hitler, he only had one ball.

    Rommel, had two but both were small.

    Himmler, his balls were sim’ler,

    And Goebbels had no balls at all.

    Once again, sorry about that Jew thing.

    Are we cool?

  8. Barbie says:

    Jeff.

    You are a neo-maxi zoom dweebie.

  9. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Yo, Ahab. Bum my doobage?

  10. 46 years old, white, I just don’t understand any of this smack.  I just suck.

  11. Farmer Joe says:

    “I used to be with it. Then they changed what “it” was. Now what I’m with isn’t “it”, and what’s “it” is weird and scary. It’ll happen to YYOOOOOUUUU!”

    –Abe Simpson

  12. alppuccino says:

    I’m going to go with the “asshole” definition on that one because the fat-chick one really stings.

  13. alppuccino says:

    My apologies to any orcas that might be reading this.

  14. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I love you all. You are, like, so my PEEPS!

  15. Lew Clark says:

    I thought Duckets were baby ducks.  I’m SOOOOOO not with it!

  16. Kirk says:

    Oh great.  What?  Groovy isn’t cool anymore?

  17. Eh. It’s hip to be square.

    TW: almost. Heh.

  18. Beck says:

    I was going to say something about ‘droogs’ here, but can’t remember any of the other slang from that book.

  19. Beck says:

    So just, you know, use your imagination.

  20. McGehee says:

    When everybody else’s slang started getting away from me, I just started making up my own.

    Anybody got a flingmork with that?

    TW: slifficky. That thing needs to wash its mouth out with soap.

  21. Famous Jewish rappers for $200 please.

    is this guy close enough al? I could use some extra duckets.

  22. mojo says:

    Can you say “jiggy” on the innernut? I thought there was some kinda regulation…

    Maybe it’s just “jigg” ya can’t say.

    SB: later

    much

  23. TODD says:

    For we are all Jeff’s BIIIAAATCHS…………

  24. Percy Dovetonsils says:

    I swear, Rudy Vallee never needed to use such language.

    23-skidoo, Gertie!

  25. Carin says:

    I’m so ashamed. I live in Detroit, yet I can contribute nothing to this conversation.

  26. alppuccino says:

    Maggie,

    I listened to Warrior by Matisyahu (your famous J**ish rapper) and I’m afraid I can’t award you the 2-hundo on a technicality:  It was not rap as far as I could tell.  It did have a kind of a soothing effect as most Hasidic Reggae will.

    Nice try though.

  27. docob says:

    Famous Jewish rappers for $200 please.

    Beastie Boys.

    Where do I collect? =)

    (We called ‘em duckies in my long-ago day, as in “float me some duckies”)

  28. alppuccino says:

    Oh, I’m sorry.  You forgot to give it in the form of a question, beehotch.

  29. alppuccino says:

    Those guys were J**ish?  But they were so cool.

    (that was out of bounds, wasn’t it?)

  30. Jack Roy says:

    “Jiggy” means wealthy.

  31. 6Gun says:

    “Jiggy” means wealthy.

    Actually, wealthy means jiggy.  Yo.

  32. Jack Roy says:

    My mistake, good sir.  You are naturally correct, dawg.

  33. vladimir says:

    Gents, let the auditions commence…

    http://losangeles.craigslist.org/muc/106685946.html

  34. Gamer says:

    I was going to say something about ‘droogs’ here, but can’t remember any of the other slang from that book. – Beck

    Too bad, that would have a real horrorshow tolchok upside the nog, eh me droog?

  35. Gamer says:

    Fnord – Beck

    Oops, sorry, never mind then.

  36. ed says:

    Hmmmm.

    Famous Jewish rappers for $200 please.

    Ummm.  Who are the Beastie Boys?

  37. Dave Munger says:

    Got kroovy in me luscious glory. Dang.

    I, also am somebody.

  38. Sean M. says:

    Guhzizza, my dilsnoofus!??

  39. Attila Girl says:

    I keep forgetting to tell McGehee that I love him.

  40. My son’s a Jewish rapper, and someday he’ll be famous, but I hope it’s for something good after he’s dropped this rapping crap.

  41. Jay says:

    Those guys were J**ish?  But they were so cool.

    Adam Horovitz? Nigga please. That’s Jewish, yo.  cool mad

  42. Via the 10/22 Wall Street Journal

    Ms. Ben-Ari, a violinist who has performed for Isaac Stern, has made an unusual crossover for a classically trained musician—into hip-hop. Her third album, “The Hip Hop Violinist,” released last month, has received attention for its combinations of violin melodies with rap performances by stars such as Kanye West, who currently has the No. 1 single on the Billboard charts. (Her first two albums were strictly jazz.) One recording on the new album, an interpretation of Dvorak’s “New World Symphony,” has a violin track layered with thumping bass and rap lyrics and ends in a violin solo. In February, she won her first Grammy Award for co-writing the song “Jesus Walks” on Mr. West’s album “The College Dropout.”

  43. Salt Lick says:

    I knew my neighborhood was going homey when the local Toys R Us changed its name to We B Toys.

  44. ss says:

    Not sure why whitey is supposed to be hip to rap lyrics or “ghetto” parlance when it’s a “black thang” that we can’t understand. Words like “swass” lose all meaning when applied to or used by white folk. Of course, that’s a rip of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s, who’s not a real rapper. He never actually shot anybody. I guess you could say he deserves an asterisk for purposes of black cultural authenticity. If rappers come from Seattle or survive long enough to do multiple seasons of Law and Order they lose all credibility for keepin it real as legit cop killas. Sell outs.

  45. Tom M says:

    So its okay for me to call my fellow white brethren mutts dagos, micks, spics, wops, honkies, etc, since that’s “my” family. Cool.

    Except that it’s not ok for me to call my fellow mutt brothers these terms, because, well, its just so damn rude. Maybe that’s the difference.

    Gotta go, honkies.

  46. alppuccino says:

    Kanye West is J**ish!?!?  Who knew?!?

  47. alppuccino says:

    Ed,

    That should be who were the Beastie Boys?

  48. Sigivald says:

    J**ish = Jiggish?

    Gettin’ Jewry Wit’ it?

    Naw.

    t/w: farm. I got nothin’.

  49. McGehee says:

    Geting jewelry with what? The last thing I got “with” something was a cheap little toy in my Raisin Bran.

  50. pinky says:

    Always thought that “regulate” came from some Emilio Estevez movie.  Thanks for making me aware that it is from a rap.

    “Evidence of the old glazzies, me droogies”

  51. Joe says:

    Who you callin’ honkey, Tom?

    TW: wanted

    fo’ 187, yo.

  52. APF says:

    I just wanted to say that I was ahead of the curve as usual rasberry

  53. tongueboy says:

    What exactly am I supposed to be keepin’ real? The Macao casinos only serve well drinks. The baccarat cards are house cards; they better be real or someone’s getting an Exocet where the sun don’t shine. There is no “fake” or “imitation” Astin-Martin. Christopher Lee’s superfilous nipple is quite real and please don’t ask me how I know that. Everything I do is as real as it gets. “Rappers” and “gangstas”, on the other hand, all seem like a bunch of posuers to me.

    Commander James Bond

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