Me: “So, help me out here. How does one go about ‘getting jiggy with it’?”
Urban Dictionary: “Beg your pardon?”
Me: “‘Getting jiggy with it.’ How does one go about doing that? I mean, do I need special clothes, or…?”
Urban Dictionary: “Still kicking yourself for missing that ‘regulate’ reference, are you –?”
Me: “– DON’T GO MESSIN’ WITH MY DUCKETS, HOMEY, OR G-MONEY’S GONNA BRING THE CHUNKUMS!”*
Man, you are such a geezer.
Famous Jewish rappers for $200 please.
Up’n’up. You and me. Bitches.
Actually this makes me feel better. I don’t mind not having a clue what Jeff is talking about here. It’s when he gets going in English, my supposed native language, and I don’t have a clue what he’s saying, that I feel so inadequate.
That’s Ducat, god damn it.
No matter how urban illiterates think it should be spelled.
Speak to the Bible, esse.
Uh…….
Dude, I’m half-German, 1/4 Scottish and 1/4 Irish and 0/0 Jewish and I didn’t really think it through by using the word “Jewish” in my comment. Being an “outsider” I’m afraid I may have crossed the line. As an apology, I offer this:
Hitler, he only had one ball.
Rommel, had two but both were small.
Himmler, his balls were sim’ler,
And Goebbels had no balls at all.
Once again, sorry about that Jew thing.
Are we cool?
Jeff.
You are a neo-maxi zoom dweebie.
Yo, Ahab. Bum my doobage?
46 years old, white, I just don’t understand any of this smack. I just suck.
“I used to be with it. Then they changed what “it” was. Now what I’m with isn’t “it”, and what’s “it” is weird and scary. It’ll happen to YYOOOOOUUUU!”
–Abe Simpson
I’m going to go with the “asshole” definition on that one because the fat-chick one really stings.
My apologies to any orcas that might be reading this.
I love you all. You are, like, so my PEEPS!
Peeps?
I thought Duckets were baby ducks. I’m SOOOOOO not with it!
Oh great. What? Groovy isn’t cool anymore?
Eh. It’s hip to be square.
TW: almost. Heh.
I was going to say something about ‘droogs’ here, but can’t remember any of the other slang from that book.
So just, you know, use your imagination.
I’m somebody now!!!!
When everybody else’s slang started getting away from me, I just started making up my own.
Anybody got a flingmork with that?
TW: slifficky. That thing needs to wash its mouth out with soap.
is this guy close enough al? I could use some extra duckets.
Can you say “jiggy” on the innernut? I thought there was some kinda regulation…
Maybe it’s just “jigg” ya can’t say.
SB: later
much
For we are all Jeff’s BIIIAAATCHS…………
I swear, Rudy Vallee never needed to use such language.
23-skidoo, Gertie!
I’m so ashamed. I live in Detroit, yet I can contribute nothing to this conversation.
Maggie,
I listened to Warrior by Matisyahu (your famous J**ish rapper) and I’m afraid I can’t award you the 2-hundo on a technicality: It was not rap as far as I could tell. It did have a kind of a soothing effect as most Hasidic Reggae will.
Nice try though.
Beastie Boys.
Where do I collect? =)
(We called ‘em duckies in my long-ago day, as in “float me some duckies”)
Oh, I’m sorry. You forgot to give it in the form of a question, beehotch.
Those guys were J**ish? But they were so cool.
(that was out of bounds, wasn’t it?)
“Jiggy” means wealthy.
Actually, wealthy means jiggy. Yo.
My mistake, good sir. You are naturally correct, dawg.
Fnord.
Gents, let the auditions commence…
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/muc/106685946.html
Too bad, that would have a real horrorshow tolchok upside the nog, eh me droog?
Oops, sorry, never mind then.
Hmmmm.
Ummm. Who are the Beastie Boys?
Got kroovy in me luscious glory. Dang.
I, also am somebody.
Guhzizza, my dilsnoofus!??
I keep forgetting to tell McGehee that I love him.
My son’s a Jewish rapper, and someday he’ll be famous, but I hope it’s for something good after he’s dropped this rapping crap.
Those guys were J**ish? But they were so cool.
Adam Horovitz? Nigga please. That’s Jewish, yo.
Via the 10/22 Wall Street Journal
I knew my neighborhood was going homey when the local Toys R Us changed its name to We B Toys.
Not sure why whitey is supposed to be hip to rap lyrics or “ghetto” parlance when it’s a “black thang” that we can’t understand. Words like “swass” lose all meaning when applied to or used by white folk. Of course, that’s a rip of Sir Mix-a-Lot’s, who’s not a real rapper. He never actually shot anybody. I guess you could say he deserves an asterisk for purposes of black cultural authenticity. If rappers come from Seattle or survive long enough to do multiple seasons of Law and Order they lose all credibility for keepin it real as legit cop killas. Sell outs.
So its okay for me to call my fellow white brethren mutts dagos, micks, spics, wops, honkies, etc, since that’s “my” family. Cool.
Except that it’s not ok for me to call my fellow mutt brothers these terms, because, well, its just so damn rude. Maybe that’s the difference.
Gotta go, honkies.
Kanye West is J**ish!?!? Who knew?!?
Ed,
That should be who were the Beastie Boys?
J**ish = Jiggish?
Gettin’ Jewry Wit’ it?
Naw.
t/w: farm. I got nothin’.
Geting jewelry with what? The last thing I got “with” something was a cheap little toy in my Raisin Bran.
Always thought that “regulate” came from some Emilio Estevez movie. Thanks for making me aware that it is from a rap.
“Evidence of the old glazzies, me droogies”
Who you callin’ honkey, Tom?
TW: wanted
fo’ 187, yo.
I just wanted to say that I was ahead of the curve as usual
What exactly am I supposed to be keepin’ real? The Macao casinos only serve well drinks. The baccarat cards are house cards; they better be real or someone’s getting an Exocet where the sun don’t shine. There is no “fake” or “imitation” Astin-Martin. Christopher Lee’s superfilous nipple is quite real and please don’t ask me how I know that. Everything I do is as real as it gets. “Rappers” and “gangstas”, on the other hand, all seem like a bunch of posuers to me.
Commander James Bond