Yeah, you flinched. Admit it — if not to me, at least to yourselves. Have some integrity, for Chrissakes.
Now back to my regularly scheduled morass of bureaucratically-inspired legal paperwork.
<clutches chest, falls to floor>
I do not think I need any more boos, I can barely stand as it is.
“It’s the big one! I’m coming Elizabeth!”
Attorneys … can’t live without ’em, just can’t shoot ’em.
Critique or just a scary sound? I don’t know whether to feel dejected or startled. Interpretation is so important.
<twitch>
(Doesn’t matter, I never could take criticism well.)
You say “more ass” like it’s a bad thing…
Darleen, I thought it went like this: “Women . . . can’t live with ’em, can’t shoot ’em.” Signed, your friendly neighborhood barrister.
Had to look up how long ago the “101 California Shootings” to confirm it was not “too soon” for shooting lawyers jokes.
Hard to believe 21 years.
I started law school a couple of years later despite the target it would put on my back.
Darleen, I thought it went like this: “Women . . . can’t live with ‘em, can’t shoot ‘em.”
Works even better if you put in a thoughtful pause after “can’t live with ’em”.
Delivery matters.
Without “boo” and “bs” there’d be no boobs. Do you even science bro?
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<clutches chest, falls to floor>
I do not think I need any more boos, I can barely stand as it is.
“It’s the big one! I’m coming Elizabeth!”
Attorneys … can’t live without ’em, just can’t shoot ’em.
Critique or just a scary sound? I don’t know whether to feel dejected or startled. Interpretation is so important.
<twitch>
(Doesn’t matter, I never could take criticism well.)
You say “more ass” like it’s a bad thing…
Darleen, I thought it went like this: “Women . . . can’t live with ’em, can’t shoot ’em.”
Signed, your friendly neighborhood barrister.
Had to look up how long ago the “101 California Shootings” to confirm it was not “too soon” for shooting lawyers jokes.
Hard to believe 21 years.
I started law school a couple of years later despite the target it would put on my back.
Works even better if you put in a thoughtful pause after “can’t live with ’em”.
Delivery matters.
Without “boo” and “bs” there’d be no boobs. Do you even science bro?