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alternate ending: “Wow. I was about to ask myself the same thing!”
See, now you ruined my follow-up post.
A hermaphrodite? Is that someone who has a penis and a brain?
(h/t Kathy K)
No. Those are called “bachelors.”
BAM!
Fair enough
Hey! How did I mess up the link? Can you fix it?
I swear to God: lay.
Than-Q!
I still think McGeehee’s gnome/Chomsky thing has potential.
BECAUSE OF THE TRAVELOCITY!
Turing word “without,” because without a doubt myh comment is soooooo tangentially off-topic.
(Related: I still can’t believe no one picked up on the Aunt Harriet/Harriet Miers thing – no Adam West fans around here?)
“She” looked like Brook Shields.
Suddenly Shemale.
SPICE
I am shamed.
And then a priest, a rabbi, and a Methodist minister walked into the bar…
…and the bartender said, “What is this, a joke?”