How desperate the longings for a royal dynasty to rule America —
Video of Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky leaving the hospital with their newborn daughter apparently reminds CNN anchor Erin Burnett of when the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge went before cameras outside a London hospital before taking home their newborn son Prince George last year.
Burnett made the remark towards the end of her program while narrating video footage of the couple exiting a New York City hospital with Bill and Hillary Clinton just steps behind them.
ERIN BURNETT: Just moments ago, Chelsea Clinton and her new baby girl Charlotte, left the hospital. Charlotte was born Friday at Lennox Hill in New York City. Chelsea, her husband Marc Mezvinsky, and Charlotte were closely trailed by Chelsea’s parents, as you can see the former President of the United States and the former secretary of state. Chelsea is Bill and Hillary Clinton’s only child. Charlotte is their first grandchild. This is sort of like, you know, kind of reminds of the whole Kate and William moment. I mean, isn’t it even the same dress?
Why yes, just the same, don’t you think?
Queen Hillary still faces a serious, if unstated, threat from Elizabeth “The Usurper” Warren.
Who needs “Game of Thrones” when we’ll have the Democrats in 2016?
“Could tell you a lot,
But that’s not
In a gentleman’s code…”
Congratulations, Gramps!
Ms. Burnett: you may want to wipe your chin, you slobbering sycophant.
The thing is, I’m pretty convinced that Chelsea’s choice of dress was deliberate in emulation of Kate.
That poor, friggin’ kid.
Maybe the kid will take after Roger Clinton.
bet you a whole box of pop tarts baby hoochie does the hyphenate thing when she gets married
i’m effing prescient it’s kinda spooky so don’t take the bet unless you can afford to lose
Pop Tarts will be banned in the 4th Obama term.
cankles were passed on to a new generation
Just as the elder maternal grandmammy was named after the famed Kiwi hillclimber and so the jeune maman named after two adjacent Westside Manhattan neighborhoods, is the tyke named after the North Carolinian banking Mecca? Et, pourquoi?
That only works if the child is named before the namesake has become famous enough to have babies named after him/her/it.
Ah, but as is so often the case, to explain the joke goes to its ruin. Better, I think, to let the puzzle hang.
The more they talk about the Clintons as American royalty, the more I think about reaching out to the Commonwealth consulates in Southern California…or the nunciature in DC.
The origin of the selection of Chelsea’s name is even worse:
[Bob hurls]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chelsea_Clinton
All the papers are waxing dynastic about the tot. That’s an awful lot of pressure on a newborn with convicted felon granddads on both sides of the family.
HEY Leigh!!
Missed you. :-)
Missed you too, Dar.
You noticed that too?
In any event: Recent Truth in Reportage requirements imposed by the FCC require “Chelsea is Bill and Hillary Clinton’s only child. Charlotte is their first grandchild” be ammended to the more truthful Chelsea is Bill and Hillary Clinton’s only child. Charlotte is their only grandchild.”
cankles right after you give birth is normal
lots of hoochies get swolled up
it goes away really fast i promise
you don’t see this with princess hipbones on the right up there cause she’s just a fucking freak-prostitute-whore
she’s not normal
Tickledtoes, I really don’t understand your hostility toward women who’ve done nothing to you. I can only conclude you weren’t raised right.
Happy’s possessed of enough hostility towards women to find work as a gay fashion designer.
I didn’t want to go there but yes, he’s quite bitchy isn’t he?
Ahyep, Queen Bitchtoria.
Like a cranky old side kick in a B western going on about how “wimmens aint nothin’ but trouble”.
Except with the ‘c’ word used quite liberally.
I gave up reading anything that ‘footsie writes a long time ago. Make for a lot less aggro.
I’m still laughing about: “happyfeet says September 30, 2014 at 1:37 pm
i’m effing prescient it’s kinda spooky so don’t take the bet unless you can afford to lose.”
Like when he said Illegals were good for America, while they degrade schools, hospitals, wages, public health and road safety.
Or like when he said the Arab spring was a wonderful development. you know, a couple hundred thousand dead Arabs ago. Back when there were Christians living in the middle east.
And the new one, American Muslims were peachy keen people and not like the ones in Europe at all…just before they started taking heads in Oklahoma.
The boy is the opposite of prescient. If he says the price of gold is going up sell every ounce you own.