“Sandee” the escort: “Listen, pal. Just because your wee little staffer didn’t, y’know—stand up to vote, doesn’t mean I ‘exaggerated’ my claims or ‘lied’ about the effectiveness of my services.
”Jesus. Don’t you people take responsibility for anything…?”*
I take it Sandee didn’t get treated to the ‘YEARRGHH’…
No. But she did see a purple head.
One day his colostomy bag is just going to explode.
Seems like there was a theme in that press release. Damned if I know what the hell it has to do with anything important for the country, like winning a war, though.
Oh come on, let’s leave poor Howard Dean alone.
I guess Sandee’s bike path wasn’t enough.
In this case I would call that a decapitation.
Combining two threads.
If there is not a God, and He is not a Republican, how do you explain Dean, Kennedy, Pelosi, Reid, and Schumer?
He sounded like an idiot, as per usual. What does strong national security, based on truth? We can’t go to war or defend ourselves if someone fibs?
I guess we’ll have to call Ward Churchill and ask permission to leave if we see airliners heading towards our office buildings.
Honest-to-Gaia, I read about halfway through that press release before realizing it wasn’t a spoof.
If people don’t believe you, 80 percent of people in Jordan, one of our most important allies, don’t believe us, than we’ve got a bigger defense problem than with Zarqawi.
That oughta win over those mouth-breathing so-called “patriots”. If not, I would also suggest calling the President a liar, a unanimously confirmed Appeals Court justice an extremist, and pout about how he and his hapless crew were deceived, damn it by those wascally, mean Wepublicans. But no, Howard Dean is such the metrosexual wussy he wouldn’t dare speak truth to power!
I don’t want to read it! Please don’t make me! I’ll be good – I promise.
I bet it reads better in its original crayon.
BECAUSE OF THE IMPOTENCE!
Did the “escort” demand to be paid in Diesel fuel?
tw: “services”. Too cool, the software’s back on track.