Last evening, with a bunch of kids playing outside and throngs of neighbors out on their porches or working on their lawns, etc., a cop who lives down the street from me was spotted defiantly carrying a pair of stuffed black trash bags to his garbage can. Not your standard white kitchen garbage bags, mind you. But black bags. As if to say, I stand with that murderous cop up in Missouri. So far, no one in the neighborhood has tossed a Molotov cocktail at his house — though I’m keeping a close eye on this one dude down the block with the “Coexist” bumper sticker on his Scion.
Best to be prudent, I figure — and besides, if he starts getting all looty and such, I’ll finally have the justification to smash the hell out of that ugly blight of a cubist automotive nightmare, which in the end would prove to be a net good for home values around here.
And you can’t really punish me for “automotive profiling” I don’t think. At least, not yet. Right?
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So, do I need to start putting big black trash bags in my kitchen can instead of white bags, or putting our recyclable aluminum in the smaller white trash bags instead of the black ones? Which side am I supposed to be on this week?
I wish somebody made red trash bags so I could offend Bob Costas.
If you carry out one black and one white trashbag that marks you as a dualist heretic which means I’ll have to um..probably order a BLT from JimmyJohns and play some Call of Duty maybe. You have been warned.
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
July 31, 2014
Mr. Honda (for himself, Ms. Kelly of Illinois, Mr. Hastings of Florida,
and Mr. Pascrell) introduced the following bill; which was referred to
the Committee on the Judiciary
_______________________________________________________________________
A BILL
To prohibit the purchase, ownership, or possession of enhanced body
armor by civilians, with exceptions.
Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the
United States of America in Congress assembled,
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I am happy to report that my PC Cred is safe.
Here a La Casa Belvedere [or should it be ‘La Cosa Belevedere’ – I am of half-Italian descent], we use white and black plastic trash bags, and brown paper ones for garden waste! The grocery bags we us for cat poop often have yellow printing on them. So, we’re good and proper here.
In Montana the Democrats go “Wobblie.“
Blue on Blue action.
Deep blue Democrats in the deep blue State, compassionate, caring, everloving. It’s true but the [com]passion, care and love is only for themselves and “Gimme duh money, honey or else…”
Speaking of Coexist bumper stickers — does anybody remember the one where the ‘oexist’ are all cowering on the right, while the C menaces them from his side? I can’t find that graphic anywhere, and I’m just dying to share it with my lefty friends.
here is one kinda like that
Thanks, hf. I’m pretty sure the one I saw earlier depicted the big C as a scimitar dripping blood, but the splodeydope variety should work just fine for my purposes.
I warned you Bob. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Mmmm. This is great bacon. Bread’s not bad either. Ooh I and I earned a Pave Low with my killstreak. You done brung me to this.