Fake but…well, let’s just leave it at fake.
Because personally? I think the whole elliptical bit still has legs.
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Such sexy legs.
Me:
It has to be fake.
You? With nothing to say?
Unbelievable.
Obviously fake. That picture, and a reference to the Gay Cock of Lies? Come on, amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls. You got that?
I laughed, I cried, I hurled.
Then I read the other interviews and
everyone came over to see why I was
laughing so hard.
So why aren’t you interviewing some of the blogging glitterati?
No, it’s just that damned deadbeat neighbor of yours or the elephant man.
Then there’s that damned dancing armadillo,
don’t get me started….
A real interviewer would have told us what cheats Jeff was using.
I’m forced to guess UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, A, B, A, B, Select and then Start at the demo screen.
That’s up up down down left right left right b a start. Oh, with an optional “select.”
if he had a copy of the NES “Ultima” game, you missed the boat, Bubba.
So what are you trying to say, Jeff? That you really are an accomplished Contra player?
BECAUSE OF THE 16-BIT GRAPHICS!
I always hit “select” twice before start. For good luck.
I mean I used to hit “select” twice…
Neat. A fill in the blanks interview. Now that’s entertainment. Better than a word boggle I’m thinkin’.
I love me some video games. I’m a real ace at “Pong.”
Ben, quit staring at the armadillo, man. You’re creeping the little guy out.
Quite the penetrating interview, Sobek, Jeff. I look forward to your new radio show, Empty Conversations, with frequent guest appearances by that slightly less garrulous pundit, Extraneous Static.