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“New plan, Billy. Once the 2000th US soldier finally croaks in Bush’s illegal war for Jews and oil, I head to D.C., give an impassioned antiwar speech, then tie myself to the White House fence and refuse to leave until the neocons agree to bring our troops home. I’ll probably get arrested, but the whole thing should look, like, totally boss on TV —Mother Sheehan struggles to resist Chimpy’s stormtroopers in her pursuit of peace and justice, yada yada yada. Whaddya think?”* | |
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“Sure, fine, have at it. But this time, make absolutely sure we have enough cake for the after parties.
“Because Kung-fu expert or no, I vowed, after that logistical snafu at the 1000 Dead party, never again to tell a roomful of hungry anti-war protester that all we have left are bite-sized Twix bars and a half-tin of cinnamon Altoids.” |
(h/t the duffys)
Now, how do you decorate that cake?
Stuff it with IEDs and blow it up?
I say we leave her tied up to the fence, war or no war. Maybe she’ll duct tape her mouth shut, as a metaphor for the silence of the deceased. I mean, then it’s a win-win situation. Right?
Ooh, and we could decorate her for Christmas, to match the national Christmas tree display.
Jeff, pull out a copy of Jim Bouton’s sequel to Ball Four (which I think was called I’m Glad You Didn’t Take It Personally). There’s a cake scene in which one of the Astros decorates Jesus Alou’s cake with, uh, with, uh . . . number two. That’s the answer to Sean M’s question.
If the White House can’t leave her tied to the fence and make a PR bonanza out of it, then they have no imagination at all. E.g., tie up effigies of Saddam, Stalin, Hitler, et al. alongside her and post guards for them. Or a sign with an arrow pointint to her and saying “Performance Artist. Donations for the War Effort may be made at [address]”.
HCT
I wish she would just skip straight to self-immolation and put herself out of our misery.
Reminds me of when I drove across country twenty years ago. I saw a newspaper story of some peacenik stunt in Colorado. Some anti-nuke activists had poured cow’s blood on themselves, chained themselves to a fence, and then sat there, singing, awaiting their impending martyrdom. But the cops didn’t arrested them, and after a couple of hours they unlocked themselves and went home.
Turing = top, as in I hope modern peaceniks can top that for making themselves look foolish.
COOL, there is a party w/in walking distance from my house. What should I wear?
MAPS AND CHARTS OF IRAQI OILFIELDS:
CHENEY ENERGY TASK FORCE
http://www.judicialwatch.org/071703.c_.shtml
I wish she would just skip straight to self-immolation and put herself out of our misery.
I couldn’t agree more.
The rumor is Jill from Feministe will mud-wrestle Amanda Marcotte at the New York City party. And the person who brings them the largest strap-on gets to touch their boobies!
At what point will Mother Sheehan realize nobody is listening to her anymore?
LOL Mark.
TW: hot. ‘nuff said.
This is perhaps the most obscene thing I have read in all the time I’ve “Bookmarked” this Web Blog. I just can’t believe I’m reading this. Let me be absolutely clear: there is nothing, NOTHING more patriotic than dancing over the graves of our fallen soldiers, and NOTHING which shows how much you support the troops more than celebrating their deaths–ESPECIALLY if one of the jack-booted thugs happens to be your own child. Lets face it: Mother is Speaking Truth To Power, and you and your neocon “Bloggersphere” can’t stand it because by Speaking Truth To Power she’s become more powerful than you ever will be by not Speaking Truth To Power. She has the power of feeling, of emotion that comes from using the memory of her dead baby to gain publicity for her cause. Which is far more powerful than all you Keyboard Kommandos, posting on and on with your so-called “facts” about her anti-US and anti-Semitic agenda–which are really just code-words for intellectual oppression against people Speaking Truth To Power–you just don’t get that Mother’s words of Love transcend all of your hateful truths.
FUCKERS.
Mark: If touching Progressive boobies in Union Square is the price we must pay for Speaking Truth To Power then that is a price we will pay.
APF
Now now ,you and all your Che Guevera T-shirt wearing dolts can go back under the puke covered rock you crawled out from under……
Cindy who?
Man, those Altoids Tangerine Sours totally rock, don’t they?
SB: floor
Make her mop the
Wow, I have never read such a good encapsulation of the left-wing, subjectivist world-view than APF’s post above. Just to prove it is subjective (as if anyone here did not click the link from Instapundit) there is the Leonard Pitt take on moral authority. Quite obviously, one can not not engage in debate without being absolutely set in one set of “facts” or another.
TW: had; Had I been serious with that last sentence, I would proceed to shoot myself in the head.
Rather than watch this thread devolve (like that’spossible, let me say that I think APF’s post is a joke. Had me going, too.
Er, maybe you guys recognized a troll handle, but I thought that APF comment was pretty clearly ironic. (Tip off: Something about touching progressive boobies being a small price to pay.)
Either that or left-wing self-parody no longer covers it . . .
Hmmm.
“… But the cops didn’t arrested them, and after a couple of hours they unlocked themselves and went home.”
I remember that! I thought that was one of the most amusing things at the time. Hmmm. That would be pretty funny if applied to Sheehan.
Nice job, APF.
‘Cause it’s getting really hard parodying the left these days. Really hard.
And the person who brings them the largest strap-on gets to touch their boobies!
The person that brings the smallest one gets to run their fingers through Amanda’s armpit hair..
Anybody heard how Cindy!s speaking career is going since she turned pro?
Turned pro?
Is she charging for those political hand-jobs now?
SB: thought
deep
Oh yeah, a few weeks ago she announced without the slightest contrition that Casey’s insurance money was gone and so she had hired an agency and was going to be charging for appearances.
Didn’t get alot of coverage in the MSM.
tw: them, as in apples, how about
Yeah, I think her sponsorship is going ok. She’s gotten contracts with Nike and Sony, has a gig coming up in Japan, and can bring a sponsor’s logo tour bag with her now, for which she will be paid millions.
Oh yeah, a few weeks ago she announced without the slightest contrition that Casey’s insurance money was gone and so she had hired an agency and was going to be charging for appearances.
Hold on here. You’re telling me someone would pay to hear that whiny-teenager-who-can’t-go-to-the-mall-voice-mouthing-pre-baked-pablum-spoon-fed-from-lefty-asswipes?
Ok get your sources right. Billy Jack does Hap Ki Do, a Korean martial art. We all know what bloodthirsty nationalist Koreans are and martial arts masters are always wacko. Don’t ya see it Cin? He’s working for the man, by fighting the man. It’s the ultimate plan. Man. Hold on a second **cough** **cough** …water please.
Oh yeah you don’t believe it. Well now, he’ll take his right foot and kick you on the right side of your face. Saw that in a movie once.
Don’t eat all those chips dude! Ain’t no way I’m getting to work on time today…
APF,
What the hell did you say.