Sure, he let it slip after pulling 16 moist hits off a 250 gram block of primo Moroccan hash and eating an entire white pizza—but still, when the dolphin in the pea coat tells you that “Val” Plame hasn’t been “covert” since a 1994 incident involving two bottles of Ikon, a dwarfish North Korean dignitary, and an unfortunate karaoke slip-up, well, let’s just say you put down the waterpipe and the Batman graphic novel and listen.
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It’s like this Jeff,
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Make sense? Reasonable?
I’m pretty sure I read a Beth Nugent novel about that.
Though no fashionably apportioned popinjay of a bottlenose would be caught DEAD in a pea coat, thus giving rise to a certain justifiable wariness that there is something ELSE going on here besides warding off the bitter chill of November’s frosty fingers.
Never mind that the keez of hash have big red “EVIDENCE” tags on them, and the dolphin has a rep as a stoolie given the right levels of motivation.
AND a documented affinity for North Korea Vodka.
TW: Science
As in, it ain’t rocket to figure this one out.
dooooood…………..Ikon? Are you farking kidding me?
I get a headache just thinking about it.
(shudder)……..
I say he (pronoun referring to the dolphin in the pea coat), needs to explain how he knows this about Plame…
If it wasn’t for that trip to Morocco, I would’ve starved during my last semester in Paris.
When asked if his client would testify before the Grand Jury, I heard that the pea-coated dolphin’s attorney, Bob Bennett, gave the cameras a simple “Not gonna happen” and as he walked away, was heard to mutter “They want him on that wall. They NEED him on that wall.”
TW: given. As in “given a second chance, Scooter would follow the Dolphin’s lead.”
Wait, when did you start channelling my ex-boyfriend? Stop that!
BECAUSE OF THE STICKY RESIN!
This will be a good thread. . .
Good enough.
Damn it! That sub-surface asset isn’t supposed to be swimming around loose! Who left the sea gate open again? JENKINS!
SB: power
corrupts
You think that’s big news? Wait ‘til the pea-coated dolphin tells you how, after an evening of speedballs and pixie stix, Joe Wilson confided that until he released his report he thought “yellowcake” referred to the golden sponge cake of Hostess Twinkies.
FA WANT VAL
NOWWWWW…
FA WANT VAL
NOOOWWWWW…
Its all because the dolphin’s love of swimming backwards while listening to Sabbaths’ WAR PIGS
at 78…………………
I really don’t understand this Goldstein guy.
Dude, I totally want to see the TELETUBBYPORNSTAR stage-plays! Where can I get some of that UNIWHATCHACALLIT allegiance paperwork?
Olives! You forgot the olives!
Sean,
You might try…
http://www.communistsforkerry.com