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My brief conversation with the Ghost of Halloweens past

Me: “Hey, remember that time I egged the shit out of old lady Berman’s Caddie?  Wrote obscenities in shaving cream and soap all over the windshield, then rolled her house in toilet paper?”

Ghost of Halloweens past: “I do.”

Me: “Man, that was a blast!”

Ghost of Halloweens past: “It was.”

Me: “Wonder what ever happened to that old bat, anyway.”

Ghost of Halloweens past: “Mrs Berman?  She died of brain cancer.  Suffered horribly, too, I hear.”

Me: “Oh.”

Ghost of Halloweens past: “Yeah.”

Me:

Ghost of Halloweens past:

Me::

Ghost of Halloweens past:

Me::  “Well.  It was nice seeing you again –”

Ghost of Halloweens past: “– Yeah, I was just going.”

11 Replies to “My brief conversation with the Ghost of Halloweens past”

  1. Sissy Willis says:

    Why am I tearing up?  You never made me feel this way before.

  2. harrison says:

    I think the ghost is just pushing your guilt buttons.

  3. harrison says:

    BOO…ingo!

  4. mph says:

    I think he’s just a lying self-aggrandizing partisan hack who is using Old Lady Berman’s status as a “dead” operative to further his own agenda.

    THE GHOST OF HALLOWEEN PAST JUST WANTS HIS PRIVACY!

  5. Doesn’t he look a lot like Mandy Patinkin in “Dead Like Me” ?

  6. Sean M. says:

    And God bless us, every–what?  Oh, sorry.

  7. Ian Wood says:

    So…eggs give you cancer?

  8. Major John says:

    Ian, nah. It was the T.P.

  9. mojo says:

    Speaking of halloween, who the hell is that guy in your top left blogad, Jeff? I’d click through, but he makes me a little nervous.

    Check him for white socks. He looks like some kinda narc to me.

    SB: form

  10. Jeff Goldstein says:

    That’s Paul Deignan.  Smart guy. 

    And to me, that pic screams “my tool is so big it has it’s own wallet and credit cards.”

  11. MC says:

    Yeah, where are the pics?

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