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a half-hearted attempt to reaffirm my conservative bona fides, 10

Is it just me, or is Samuel Alito, like, so much better looking than that wispy li’l David Souter fella…?

12 Replies to “a half-hearted attempt to reaffirm my conservative bona fides, 10”

  1. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Not that there’s anything wrong with—wait, huh?

  2. harrison says:

    …and manly, too!

  3. Lew Clark says:

    Whch leaves me really confused, because I thought all those mafia types were really ugly.  Is this another stealth candidate?

  4. Chrees says:

    David Souter. Isn’t he the guy on “Just Shoot Me”? Whose personal assistant beat him up?

    TW: hair. Yeah, that guy.

  5. JWebb says:

    If you say his name several times really fast it sounds like Lance Ito. And how fucking wrong is that?

  6. Dog(Lost) says:

    Ha! Ha! He looks totally ill at ease – which as far as I’m concerned, is another mark in the asset column.

    I am a little uncomfortable with some of his decisions, But I DON’T CARE, because he seems to be serious about Constitutional law. Agree or not, he takes his job seriously and appears to have actually read the Constitution. That’s all I ask.

    How many times do we sit with jaws agape when a UNITED STATES SENATOR gets on the TV and says: “We need a moderate on the Supreme Court”? I don’t know about you, but to me it sounds like “code” for “Constitution? What Constitution?”

    TW: long – like you-know-what.

  7. Dog(Lost) says:

    Yeah, I probably should have put this in my post above, but I seem to be having a very personal battle with dementia lately.

    My question is this ( please send the children out of the room): Who are the people who keep electing Senators and representatives who think that their genitalia worship (if you catch my drift) is more important than our freedom? One more. Is logic a dying art? To be a true “American”, do I have to ignore human nature and history? Not to mention the facts of any given situation….

    OH NO! I MUST BE A DINOSAUR! DAMN!!!!

    TW:  feet – something about don’t fail me now…

  8. Salt Lick says:

    From “OYEZ:”

    <style. He brings his own lunch, consisting of apples and yogurt, to work everyday and lives in an undecorated apartment. He still returns home to Weare during the summer breaks where he climbs the local mountains and visits his mother.</i>

  9. Apples and yogurt? Holy shit, this guy’s gonna be on the court for 50 years…

  10. B Moe says:

    …where he climbs the local mountains and visits his mother…

    What is his mother like some hermit or something?

  11. An undecorated apartment????

    What kind of barbarian is this?

    You know, we are maybe one swatch away from being animals.

  12. me says:

    Sounds like a candidate for a Queer Eye makeover.

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