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This is simply awesome

Well done, Jason. And call me if you ever need backup.

26 Replies to “This is simply awesome”

  1. Mr. B says:

    Balls that clank!

  2. Drumwaster says:

    I counted at least five guys (that would have been from Secret Service), two personal assistants, and the assorted hangers-on…

  3. serr8d says:

    American Royalty. Don’t even think about opposing that woman!

  4. BigBangHunter says:

    – Hildebitch held her first book signing ensconced behind towers of paper towel and toilet paper rolls and piles and piles of her unsold books.

    – If they can’t control the crowd she’ll probably resort to a sound-proof booth in an abandoned warehouse next.

    – Course its all academic now anyway because she can’t seem to give copies away after the initial two days of interest petered out.

  5. cranky-d says:

    Newsflash: John Hickenlooper is full of shit.

  6. happyfeet says:

    there’s just nothing about that godawful outfit what says presidential

    you can tell though that she has boobies, which is pretty damn historic

  7. NotquiteunBuckley says:

    Bitch bitch we may, but what other society allows for Steel Panther?

    How good is that, from a fucked point of view?

    You want you some lyrics?

    Fair enough:

    You said you wanted to open up the doors to our bedroom
    You said my cock was nice but left a little too much headroom
    So I called some of the boys and I set it up
    How was I to know you’d regret it, oh
    There was so much love on your face
    I couldn’t see the tears
    There was so much spunk on your face
    Neither the boys nor I could see your tears
    I said it would turn me on
    To watch you get fucked
    By nine or ten guys
    When you said you banged the
    football team your freshman year
    I was slightly surprised
    But as I started letting out the dog in me
    You flipped the switch and went back to monogamy
    There was so much love on your face
    I couldn’t see the tears
    There was so much spunk on your face
    Neither the boys nor I could see your tears
    We can’t stop now it’s moving too fast
    There’s a nine inch cock in your pussy ten and a half in your ass
    Dongs in each hand so hold on tight
    When we all bust a nut I’m gonna make it right tonight
    There was so much love on your face
    I couldn’t see the tears
    There was so much spunk on your face
    Neither the boys nor I could see your tears
    There was so much love
    So much love on your face
    There was so much, so much love
    So much love on your face
    There was so much, so much love
    Sticky, gooey jizz on your face, yeah
    Oh, your stupid sticky face
    We’re gonna give you our love
    There was so much love on your face
    I couldn’t see the tears
    There was so much spunk on your face
    Neither the boys
    Nor I could see the tears

    The culture sees through you because you don’t effect culture.

    I don’t, and just worship at the Hell-bound Idoltry of none other than William Frank Buckley, Jr.

    https://cumulus.hillsdale.edu/Buckley/

  8. newrouter says:

    >there’s just nothing about that godawful outfit what says presidential <

    pant suit h8tr

  9. happyfeet says:

    an ode to bristol

  10. sdferr says:

    wait, is that effect or affect? and since when did culture have eyes with which to see?

  11. Drumwaster says:

    wait, is that effect or affect?

    I can affect something or have an effect on it. Except the Federal Government, but I am like the Constitution in that regard, so at least I’m in good, if ineffectual, company.

  12. NotquiteunBuckley says:

    https://cumulus.hillsdale.edu/Buckley/index_files/buckleypodium.jpg

    Buckley laughed at his Left’s death.

    Buckley laughed with lights he created.

    I can’t create those lights.

    Again and again.

    Or once.

    But if my drunkeness puts an image of Buckley here or there to me that AIN’T NO IDOLISM.

  13. newrouter says:

    bill buckley picked rich lowry to suck his nr member. he lead from behind.

  14. McGehee says:

    Would WFB stand athwart amnesty, yelling stop?

  15. happyfeet says:

    reply hazy try again

  16. newrouter says:

    >Would WFB stand athwart amnesty, yelling stop?<

    no if rich lowry thought it prudent. there's face time with the proggtarded dude!

  17. Ernst Schreiber says:

    The culture sees through you because you don’t effect culture.

    wait, is that effect or affect? and since when did culture have eyes with which to see?

    What he’s saying sdferr is that hobbits can’t effect the culture he affects in his “comment.”

    Fred Siegel explains why:

    [W]ith the advent of the youth movement in the 1960s, the elite attack took a new and odd turn. The shift in sensibility was first announced by the 31-year-old Susan Sontag, in a 1964 Partisan Review essay entitled “Notes on Camp.” The essay … dissolved the boundaries between high culture and mass culture in favor of a new sensibility she described as “camp.” Camp is playful, a rebuke of sorts to the cultural mandarins. More precisely, camp involves a new, more complex relation to what she called “the serious.” Sontag was saying it was all right for serious people to enjoy kitsch of popular culture as long as they did it with the correct–superior and ironic– attitude.

    Sontag, who thought of herself as a displaced European suffering among philistine Americans, echoed Randolph Bourne in asserting that “intelligence: was “really a kind of taste: taste in ideas.” And the “new aristocrats of taste” were those led by homosexual men who saw that comic books, popular art, and pornography, viewed with the right spirit of irony and mischief, were an extension of the new sensibility that saw “life as theater.” In this victory of style over content and aesthetics over morality, Sontag defined the emerging ethos of the ’60s. The middlebrow menace was banished to the sidelines.

    By the late 1970s, the aim of camp to “dethrone the serious” had all but succeeded. And once the last remnants of bourgeois morality larely melted away, there was little to make even mock cultural rebellion meaningful. The “serious” was replaced by a cheerful mindlessness, and the cultural striving of middlebrow Americans came to a quiet end. (114)

    [Furthermore,] Susan Sontag had paved the way for arguing that what distinguished people, what defined them, was not the art they embraced but rather the manner in which they embraced it. And just as ironic smugness came to connote cultural virtue, so too the claim that the public sector embraced public virtue, as compared with the small-time self-interest of businesspeople, meant that nonprofit ventures were by definition valuable, no matter how ineffective their job-training or anti-poverty efforts. In both the cultural and economic spheres, it was attitude and intentions–not outcomes– that mattered to liberals. Their claim to moral superiority rested more on self-image than real world results.(161) [bold emphases and link added]

    In other words, he’s just another soul whose intentions are good. Unlike you or me.

    Such is the cheap grace with which the clerisy annoints our betters.

    But until now, I didn’t realize that the chrism they used was ejaculate.

    (That’s RD, right?)

  18. palaeomerus says:

    How Our Empire roasted itself one sultry evening because we had been made too powerless to be of any aid.

    The monarchs were gathered
    To shit talk and game,
    They were still talking shit
    When their robes caught the flame
    And they shit talked the fire
    They cursed it for shame
    But the fire was unmoved
    For it burned just the same.
    They begged us bring water
    Then shit talked our sloth
    As we stood there and shrugged
    In vague postures of wrath
    And they burned as they shit talked
    The smouldering cloth
    For the fabric was holed like
    A feast for a moth
    A few pondered rolling
    But most feared to try it
    They fell down and shit talked
    Combustion’s grim diet,
    A farm was for sale
    So they suffered to buy it
    Their ashes at least
    Have since learned to be quiet.

  19. EBL says:

    More of this please!

    Yes, get in their faces about it.

  20. NotquiteunBuckley says:

    Newrouter you little Marxist fuck, you ain’t ever gonna be the 1% so bungy jump a 747 Yo.

  21. NotquiteunBuckley says:

    Ernst Schreiber

    Every day, every way.

    Baby.

  22. sdferr says:

    loofahtic

    for those of you keeping score at home

    scrubadubdubsomebugsinnatub

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